So, defeated.xxx, huh?! Sure I'm gonna review the dump. Looks good, has that initial wow factor, and I can tell it's about female fights. This time, the chicks actually look good. They have big tits, red lips, long locks, and all that feminine shit, so yeah, I'm fucking staying. Onwards with the details!
The shit looks damn fine
I see the design and it feels like I have been standing my whole life and I've finally sat down. What a fucking relief! The joint actually looks good, like really good, and I haven't seen that in a couple of weeks. Defeated.xxx is a fetish site and it has actually used its theme to infuse personality to the design.
The logo is all cracked, like after an earthquake or a good whipping session, and the favicon shows a chick silhouette chick dominating a hoe. Very Bond-style, classy as shit. Nothing to bitch about! The name defeated.xxx stands out and the design makes it even more memorable. 10 out of 10, and that’s high praise from a guy who knows his porn better than his own reflection. Good fucking work!
Look at those fucking tits!
I instantly get drawn to this Sasha and Kitana video, and it's not about the names. Who gives a fuck?! All I see are those huge, obviously fake tits, slick with so much oil they make me crave fried eggs, bacon, and a side of pork lard. A goddamn slippery slide made of tits, and I’m just sitting here thinking, shove that shit straight into my vein! Hell yeah, motherfucker!
I switch from the Newest Releases section to Videos for a second, and when I go back to the Newest page, my Sasha and Kitana greasy flick is fucking gone! Fuck this shit!
Instead, I click on a video with Amirah and Kitana. Once again, the bitches are hot as hell, and Kitana’s cunt is actually naked, but they’re not slicked up with oil. What the fuck did I do to deserve this punishment? Fucking hell! I’ll survive. Now I wanna see if defeated.xxx is gonna give me a decent trailer or just ghost my ass until I cough up the cash. Let’s fucking see!
Not fucking bad
I don’t get a damn video trailer. All I get is this massive, juicy picture of Kitana’s naked cunt, and I ain’t even mad. Defeated.xxx throws me a huge chunk of text as the video description. I get all the info I fucking need. Hell, maybe even too much info. I don’t wanna read eight goddamn lines just to figure out who’s winning the fight. A 30-second trailer would say a thousand words, but I guess nothing’s perfect.
Am I blind or what?! Defeated.xxx does show a trailer, but the fucking player is buried below the video description, so yeah, not my fault! Who the hell does that shit?! Either way, you get this high-end, motherfucking trailer that tells you way more than that bullshit description ever could.
Plus, defeated.xxx actually tells you what kind of nasty kicks and shit are in the video. This time, you’ll see KOs, pins, clothing ripped off, victory poses, head scissors, cross face, double KO (whatever the fuck that KO crap means), final pin, and all that goddamn dirty shit.
Fighting porn has never looked this good
You know me. I’m not easily impressed, but I’d be a total dickhead not to point out the obvious. I’ve reviewed a cuntload of fighting fetish sites, and this is the first time the chicks are actually fuckable.
You can tell that defeated.xxx hires nothing but professional models with perfect bodies, big tits, tight asses, and faces you just wanna bury your cock into. They actually give a shit, and that’s the goddamn selling point, if you ask me.
I check out the FAQ section and that’s where I find out defeated.xxx is a wrestling fetish production company run by some Romero motherfucker. No clue who the hell that is. Sounds like a car brand, but apparently the guy’s into wrestling, fetish, and cinema. I’d probably identify as a gear-shifting stick if my name was Romero, but I guess he got over that tiny problem.
Romero says that being a car is nice, and that his company is growing, mainly thanks to customers and actually giving a shit about the models. The shithead moves on to explain that defeated.xxx is different from other sites because it's fetish, niche, the chicks are topless and dude, and I’m sitting here nodding like a goddamn bobblehead because I fucking agree.
Let's do some counting
Right now, defeated.xxx has around 600 videos. Not bad. Not mind-blowing either. It's a decent stash considering the fact that it's all niche and unique.
There’s way more to defeated.xxx than those 600 videos, and it’s so goddamn detailed that I better start explaining this shit right now. You see, defeated.xxx makes custom content. Nine years of experience, so they know their shit. They can crank out videos with exactly what you want, and honestly, that’s another thing that really sets defeated.xxx apart from all the other wank competitors.
You choose a chick and you write down your fantasy. You send that shit to defeated.xxx via email. You wait for them to reply and confirm the order. You pay for it and then send it to you in a couple of weeks.
Now, when it comes to the prices, it depends. If you want a 20-minute wrestling video or something fetish with two girls, the quotes start from €350. If you want to add time, you should calculate approximately +10€/Min. Yeah, it's fucking pricey! I know! Don't give me that look! Still, you should know that custom content ain't for cheap pussies.
I suggest you just go VIP
Sure, order custom shit all you want, but you have to know that defeated.xxx offers regular VIP plans too. The first option is the monthly plan priced at €29.99/month. If you go with it, you get unlimited streaming of all 600-ish videos, exclusive xxx videos, and access to two other sites. Yup, defeated.xxx comes with bonus content and the sites are XXX Defeated XXX and Foot Fetish Center.
You have this 90-day options too, and it's priced at €69.99 for 90 days. As you can see, the prices are standard for the industry. Actually, since defeated.xxx is a fetish, very unique site, with nothing but high-end content, and it comes with two bonus sites, the price is a fucking bargain.
Advanced filtering tools included
While filtering this shit, you can choose a category. Some of the options are ahegao, aliens, belly fetish, boxing, catfighting, and so on. Pretty standard shit for a joint of this kind. The site also comes with this drop-down menu where you can choose a model. It's all fucking slick and easy, with no ads whatsoever. So obviously clean and posh that I feel like an idiot for even bringing it up. Yeah, that's how cool defeated.xxx looks.
Once you join the site, you gain access to a couple of free videos, and that's another reason why I fucking dig this joint so damn much. It's becoming annoying though, because I can't find a real con to bitch about! I start to feel like some sissy guy in a boxing ring, dominated by a granny in heels, so yeah, I think I'm gonna sum it all up and close the case!
Case fucking closed
This shit stands out because it actually gives a flying fuck about quality. Plain and simple. The chicks are hot as fuck. Very fucking hot! On top of that, every fight looks real, every move is slick, and every moment makes you want to choke your dick till you both pass out.
Yeah, those custom videos are pricey as fuck. I mean, €350 for 20 minutes is no joke. You could probably buy a hooker, a really good one for that cash, but defeated.xxx is where you pay for perfection. You get to pick a chick, send in your exact fantasy, and these motherfuckers will actually deliver exactly what you want.
The trailers are high-end and hot as shit. The descriptions are long enough, and the overall vibe of the site is professional. You can tell it's not some amateur garbage that looks like it was recorded in a basement with a shitty webcam and a drunk grandma holding the camera.
So yeah, defeated.xxx beats the competition because it gives a shit where other sites just throw up content and hope your dick doesn’t quit halfway through. It’s high-quality and actually knows what the fuck it’s doing. Sure, custom videos are pricey, but that’s only for real motherfuckers who know what they want. Just go VIP and shut the fuck up!