It’s been a while since the last time I used NoodleMagazine.com, but I have to admit that I wasn’t too happy when I came across it. I don’t know why, but the entire site seems unusual, and I just don’t know how to describe it. They’re still offering porn, just like any other site, but the way they’re showing off their stuff pisses me the fuck off.
You’d have to use the basic search to look for CFNM videos because that’s probably the only way to end up with these or any other scenes. I mean, you could check out some of the recommended keywords and look at that stuff, but if you have something specific in mind, you’ll need to look for it manually because there are no categories.
If one of the first things you notice on a site is that they don’t even have categories, you can’t help but think about all the other things that are missing. No one really comes to a site to talk about what kind of features they have to offer. We’re all here for the actual content, but having nice features to find something specific without wasting a bunch of time is also important.
Most people would want to know how much stuff this place has to offer, but I wouldn’t know what to tell them. It’s all because of this shitty interface. I like the fact that they’re using a dark theme and that they don’t have a bunch of annoying ads, but they should have added a few more features to make our lives easier. Why did they have to make the site so fucking basic?
I probably don’t have to tell you what CFNM even means. You wouldn’t be here in the first place if you didn’t want to check out clothed females and nude males. I’m more interested in the female part, but one goes with the other. That said, you’ll get to see a bunch of different stuff, but let’s dive into this collection and see what exactly.
No idea how many videos there are
This place has had this issue for quite a while now. Ever since I saw this place for the first time, it has had the same problem. They just don’t have an option to display all videos with a certain tag. I mean, eventually, they’ll all be on one page, but it would take a while for that to happen.
Instead of going from one page to another, you’ll have to keep loading more stuff. I’m sure that you’ve used many sites like this one before, so you know what I’m talking about. Once you reach the bottom of the list, you’ll see that there are more buttons. You’ll have to keep repeating the process, but even after doing that for 5 minutes, you’ll still keep seeing more and more stuff.
It’s pretty easy to lose track of how much stuff you have loaded because there’s nothing that tells you what you did or didn’t do. Also, if you see something that seems interesting, and don’t open that video in a new tab right away, you’ll probably lose track of it and won’t find it again. I mean, the video won’t just disappear, but you’ll have to start looking all over again.
Not only is it really hard to find something specific, but you’ll also deal with videos that have titles in a different language. For example, some titles were in English, others were in Spanish, but then, you also get Russian titles. As long as one of the words in the title is CFNM, it’s going to appear on the list, but that’s pretty much all I can tell you.
A lot of things could be happening in one of these videos, and if you happen to come across a video that has a Russian title, you won’t have a clue what’s happening in there. Sure, you can always translate the title, but that defeats the whole purpose of this place. You’d lose a lot of time trying to do that, and in the end, you’ll just pick a video that has the best thumbnail or a preview.
The bottom line is that this place has a lot of videos to offer, even if you’re only looking for CFNM stuff, but if you want to get an exact number of videos, you won’t be able to get it. There are definitely over a couple of hundred videos, but that’s pretty much as much info I can give you about the size of this collection.
Most videos are short
Noodle Magazine might not have a lot of features, but at least they have sorting features. If you want to find out how many of these videos are longer than a couple of minutes, or better yet, just list all those short videos at the end of the list, you’ll be able to do it with a couple of clicks.
When it comes to sorting videos, you’ll be able to choose between 3 things. It’s going to be duration, date, or relevance. Most people sort videos by the upload date so they can keep track of how much stuff has been added since the last time they were on the site, but that shit doesn’t really matter to me because there’s a ton of stuff available, and you can’t see the actual upload date.
If you decide to sort videos by duration, you’ll be able to choose between 2 things. You can place all those short videos at the beginning of the list, but you can also place them at the end. It’s all up to you, but it won’t really matter a lot. You’ll still want to focus on other things, like the resolution, for example.
There’s one more filter you can use, and it might be the most useful thing. You have a check box for HD videos, so if you don’t want to deal with videos in resolution lower than 720p, make sure you check that box, and you’ll remove all those shitty videos. I have no idea how many videos are in HD, and how many are in SD, but I can tell you that you’ll still be left with plenty even after choosing only HD scenes.
One thing you should pay attention to is when you hit the show more button and nothing happens. You might get the feeling like you reached the end of the list, but that won’t happen. Usually, it means that the site has some issues, and after refreshing the page, you’ll be able to load more videos. The downside of doing that is that you’ll have to start loading videos from the beginning.
After sorting videos by duration, you’ll quickly notice that the length keeps going down really fast. You’ll maybe see 100 or so videos before the duration comes down to the 10-minute mark. If I kept going, the duration would get even shorter, which brings me back to the thing I was trying to say earlier. Most of the stuff here is short, which makes sense considering this is a free site.
Without having some kind of an advanced search, you won’t really be able to look for something specific, so whether you want to see something like a girl wearing her clothes and sucking a dick, or would like to see more action, you’ll just have to start scrolling and hope that you come across that scene quickly.
Anything could be happening in these scenes, and I really do mean that. We’re talking about handjobs, blowjobs, fucking, group sex, BDSM, and so on. The only thing all these videos have in common is that chicks are wearing at least some clothes, and guys are naked.
Lots of free CFNM videos, but they’re usually short and in SD
I’m all for free porn, but when you come to a site like NoodleMagazine, you have to accept the fact that you won’t be getting the same quality as you would on some premium site. That said, you’ll mostly get to see videos here that are shorter and not in such a great resolution. Yes, there are some HD videos, but there are a lot more SD videos than the HD ones. The same goes for the length. You can find videos longer than a few minutes, but the truth is that there are a bunch of those that are only a few minutes long.
You won’t need an account or anything to check these videos out. However, you’ll have to waste a lot of time to find something because there are few to no features. Also, everything is loaded on one page, meaning you’ll have to keep loading more stuff once you reach the end of the list. It’s probably the worst thing to display videos, but hey, that’s how they decided to do it.
