Female Squirt! What does it take to make a woman ejaculate? You see it all the time in the fap flicks, and it's a question I'm sure you horny bastards have had since your girlfriend told you that you don't satisfy her. See, I've never had that problem. In fact, I've had the exact opposite of that problem. Every chick that I've smashed has ejaculated from my cock in their tight holes. I guess you could say it's a blessing and a curse. On one hand, I care more about getting off than making sure she does. But when you're blessed with a big boner and you're as good-looking as me, the ladies can't help but fucking flow.
The only bad part about that is my phone blowing up from bitches calling, the marriage proposals, and girls I've fucked showing up at my door at 2 AM because their boyfriends didn't return the favor. It's a hard life, you know? And yeah, I fuck them, and then send them on their way. But sometimes, I just want to beat my meat. Cleaning up lady cum takes a while, and it takes away from my fap time. Plus, I fucking love squirting videos. Sometimes, I feel like it's more fun to watch a girl get off than to actually get her off — maybe that's just me. I'm not like Manuel Ferrara, who says, "Making a girl cum makes me cum."
But watching her play with her pussy while she explodes — that's a different fucking story. In fact, I found a site that's old as hell, but has some of the best squirting smut I've ever choked my chicken to. It's called Female Squirt — simple enough, right? This is a site that's been around for a long fucking time. They still have the same layout after all these years, and most of the videos date back to around 2012 — the year the world was supposed to end. Well, it didn't, and I'm still here flogging my log more than ever. If you fuckers like premium porn and watching chicks ejaculate, I think this is one you'll want to wank to. That said, here's everything you nut-busters need to know about it!
A legendary site for squirting fetishes
These thots on Female Squirt are the types who skipped college and majored in masturbation. I can relate. I went to school, but all I remember is skipping class to jerk my johnson and nailing nymphos and hot professors. I probably shouldn't confess that on the internet, but fuck it — it's true, and I have no regrets. In fact, one of my old professors still calls me to this day for a dick-down. Her best sex trick happens to be squirting, too, and she's a MILF that makes me have to change the sheets every goddamn time she comes over.
Those are the kinds of cumsluts you'll find here on Female Squirt. That's all this site is about — nothing but nymphos with waterfall pussies playing with their pervy friends and masturbating with toys!You won't see a whole lot of fucking here; it's all about pussy play. Because it's a fetish site, don't expect to see a whole lot of mainstream models, especially not from today’s porno. As I mentioned, many of these videos date back to 2012 and earlier. Some would say those were the glory days of porn. One of the biggest reasons is that you had a whole bunch of fetish sites just like this one. It wasn't all about the bigger studios, even though those have always been my favorites. And we damn sure didn't have OnlyFans. In fact, many fetish sites were started by amateur porn chicks who wanted to express their sexuality.
Smartphones were starting to become more of a thing around that time, so it wasn't as common to recognize fetish site directors or performers every day. I don't know for sure if this site was owned by a bigger network. Last time I checked, the distributor was Brutal Bucks, which was known for having an array of fetish sites. But it damn sure wasn't an Evil Angel or Adult Time site. If so, it damn sure would've had a design upgrade by now. Instead, Female Squirt is stuck in the past. It's basically a tribute to what these old fetish sites were like back then. But hey, they're still up and running, and they're still taking subscriptions to this day in exchange for their diabolical squirt fetish videos.
But that doesn't mean it doesn't have its quirks. For example, since there’s been a recent crackdown on adult sites with the age verification laws, Female Squirt has been hit or miss regarding access. Maybe you masturbators will run into some of the same issues I had. Even with my VPN set to Europe (because we all know they love their porn), I still had trouble accessing the site at times. Instead, it took me to a Brutal Bucks landing page, which basically said that the site had been 'disabled in my state.' It took several attempts to pull the site back up, but eventually, I was successful. So, if you stroking sons of bitches run into the same issues, know that you aren't the only ones. Hopefully, they'll fix that shit soon.
Female Squirt is stuck with a 2012 design
As I said earlier, to this day, Female Squirt still looks exactly how it did in 2012. Of course, they've updated the videos, and things may look slightly different from their peak. But overall, it's the same landing-page layout with only a few buttons to join or log in. They still have a bookmark button, too. And I get it; people still bookmark their favorite fap sites. Hell, I'm one of them — I keep the top ten premium and porn tube sites locked and loaded in all of my browsers' bookmarks. But back then, it was one of those things every site wanted you wankers to do, and seeing that shit as a main site button is a big sign of an older smut site. Anyway, let's talk about what you'll see when you finally load this shit up!
At the top of the page, you'll see their Female Squirt logo, an about section that tells you all about the pussy flooding action you'll see, and those flashing buttons I mentioned that take you to the joining and members areas. Under that, you have some of their top scenes in a marquee — something you used to see a lot on older porno sites. And under that, you have thumbnails with even more scenes with a scene summary. These thumbnails give you gooners a good idea about what you're getting your dick into, like chicks getting shot in the face by another dirty dime's squirting pussy, or a dripping cunt while a huge-ass dildo is going inside.
That's pretty much the whole gist of the site. Near the bottom, you see the same shit, and even more buttons, convincing you cock-jerkers to join. Overall, the site still runs pretty decently, minus the site being disabled in some states. But where I ran into trouble was on the mobile site, which was no fucking surprise, honestly. It's not that it doesn't work, but in no way is this shit optimized for mobile. That's the bare minimum for a smut site these days. Don't say I didn't warn you, wankers. That just means you'll need to stick to the desktop site if you plan on pounding your pecker here.
Pricing, pros, and cons for Female Squirt
Let's talk about the membership, which has its pros and cons. Other than the website being outdated as fuck, the prices are too goddamn high. You only get two plans, which start at $39.99 for the monthly plan and $79.99 for three months. Sure, you get a month free, but $39.99 for one month is a hell of a lot higher than what most premium porn sites are charging these days. They even still take checks by mail, which is a super outdated way of taking payments, but hey, at least you have that option. Of course, you can always pay with your credit/debit card, too, and they even have alternative billers just in case their main one isn't working.
To join, you'll create an account with your email, choose a username, create a password, choose your country, and then select your plan — you know the fucking drill. And even though the site is outdated as hell, you perverts still get a plethora of perks, such as the squirting videos in HD, bonus feeds, chats, and special requests. They also say you get 'weekly updates,' but I fucking doubt it. There's no way in hell they're still slinging out scenes unless I'm just fucking missing something here. Still, you're getting a whole lot of porn from the past here, perverts, even if this site is nothing but a digital dick-stroking dinosaur at this point.
Join Female Squirt for your squirting fetish fix!
I'm not going to say it's my favorite fetish site, but it damn sure isn't my least favorite from over the years. Did I bust my nut? Yeah, at least a dozen, and I know you fuckers will, too. But is it worth your dick-stroking dough? I think it all comes down to what you wankers are looking for. If you fuck with old videos, and you don't care about the latest and greatest smut, you'll probably enjoy this shit during the time you're subscribed. But if you watch porn and wank as much as I do, I have a feeling it won't take you long to goon through these videos, and at that point, you might as well move on to some other fetish fuckery.
But since you're here, and you probably love a good gushing from a flooding pussy, I think you jerk-offs should join Female Squirt to see if it satisfies your stiffy! Who knows, you might stay subscribed until they finally shut this shit down. If not, I have a whole list of other squirting fetish sites for you fuckers to check out. And trust me, as always, I have a hell of a lot more on the way that I'll be massaging my meat to and telling you all about soon. But until then, happy fapping!
