Brazzers She’s Gonna Squirt! I’m sure I can speak for all of us when I say that we love Brazzers. And even if you’ve never been a paid member, you’ve probably beaten your meat and binge-watched endless amounts of their sample videos on the hub. I’d be lying if I said that I didn’t, but as a member for years, I prefer pounding my pecker on their paid site. If you know, you know — but it’s just so much fucking better. I’ll get into plenty of reasons why later, but one of the main reasons off the bat is that you get access to all their series.
One of my favorites, which was popular around the early 2010s and will be discussed today, is called She’s Gonna Squirt! Now, I’m sure that you’ve probably seen a fuck ton of squirting videos. Hell, for some of you fappers, that’s a big fucking fetish of yours. But the thing about this particular series is that it was popular in one of my favorite times in porn. Bitches like Bridgette B were fucking stars, Sophie Dee was MILFing it up, and Bonnie Rotten’s tatted ass was getting anal-drilled in almost every scene.
Goddamn, it was good times. All of those chicks I just mentioned are sluts that you’ll find right here in Brazzers’ She’s Gonna Squirt series! But is it worth the wank today? And more importantly, is it worth spending your semen splash cash on? Let’s find out, fuckers!
See your favorite pornstars from the past squirting
She’s Gonna Squirt is definitely a cum-blast from the past. I get that there are a bunch of Brazzers scenes that feature even more squirting snatches from famous sluts you’ll see today. Hell,
Brazzers has even started working with amateurs who’ve made their name famous through sites like OnlyFans, and they’ve got quite the waterfall walls themselves. But there’s something special about these older scenes. In fact, I find myself watching them at least a few times a year.
Sure, the camera quality is a little subpar compared to the equipment we’re using today, and like I said, I’ll admit that some of the girls are a little hotter, especially the all-natural ones. But think of babes like Bridgette B; that boob-job is just fucking iconic. And when you think of what a pornstar should look like, Bridgette embodies the whole image — blonde hair, dark eye makeup, a perfect puffy snatch, a big ass, and those giant jugs. You had a lot of chicks that looked like that back in the day, and honestly, I kind of fucking miss it.
We’re in a time in porn where all-natural is the thing. And even though I’m not complaining when I’m deep inside a natural, nasty nympho's fuck holes as she’s flooding my fat cock with her lady cum, I miss the chicks from back then. I always wanted to fuck them, but I didn’t have Porn Dude Casting until a little later on. Of course, if I were making movies back then, I definitely would have fucked all those thots. But hey, at least I have some of their pocket pussies and these movies for nut-busting nostalgia. And if you wankers were wondering, yes, I do have my favorites.
One of my favorite videos you’ll find in She’s Gonna Squirt is called Dirty Squirter with Anikka Albrite and Michael Vegas. This scene was made a year before Anikka tied the knot with one of porn’s favorite fuckers, Mick Blue. Shit, what a lucky bastard; I’ve always had a thing for Anikka. Again, like Bridgette B, she had that classic cumslut look, just as a pornstar should — a decent rack, blonde hair, and an anal-worthy ass. Damn, I get bricked up just thinking about her. I highly recommend you horny bastards check out her scene here. But that ain’t the only one I recommend. To me, big boobs and squirting snatches just do it for my dick.
Sure, a chick can have tiny tits and still be a super-soaker. But there’s just something about seeing a slut getting her insides rearranged and cumming while her giant jugs jump around. That’s exactly what you’ll see in Sophie Dee’s scene with Erik Everhard called Squirts and Stockings. Another reason I love this scene is that it’s more of a gonzo porno. These days, Brazzers stays busy with roleplay porn. But back then, you had a hell of a lot more gonzo scenes — just straight fucking with no real plot. Those are my go-to for gooning, and you’ll see a lot of those types of scenes here, which I think some of you wankers will appreciate.
The best user experience paid porn has to offer
If it weren’t for Brazzers having one of the best-designed dick-stroking paid sites on the internet, they damn sure wouldn’t be as popular. But of course, Brazzers has always made the average fapper’s experience nearly fucking flawless. Back then, you used to have a little more promo material, even as a paid member. It felt a little flooded with new release announcements when all you really fucking cared about was jerking off and closing out that incognito tab. But they’ve toned it down on that shit for the most part.
Sure, they still let you know about upcoming releases, as they fucking should. But it’s not as rammed down your fucking throat these days. As for the site design overall, it’s become even more intuitive and mobile-friendly, especially since most meat-beaters are fapping from their phones nowadays. It’s completely mobile-compatible, and you can pretty much use any device to dick-stroke here on Brazzers. Hell, even your gaming console’s browser will handle this site well. Since Brazzers is my favorite, I’m just going to keep fucking glazing them — hope you horny bastards don’t mind.
After all, they’re number one on my paid site list for a fucking reason, and it’s not just for their fresh uploads and some of the best smut on the internet. One of the things I’ve noticed over the years is that they’re really organized when it comes to the series pages. Like some paid sites, especially those run by Aylo, you have a series intro page, which gives you gooners a synopsis of the series, followed by a grid of their top results. She’s Gonna Squirt doesn’t have that many videos compared to other series. It seems like they stopped this series in 2015, so unfortunately, that means all of these videos are older.
So, you won’t see the latest and greatest stars. However, even though that’s one of the downsides to this series, I can’t help but look at it as a positive thing, too. When you become a Brazzers member, it’s not just about access to the latest scenes, and it really shouldn’t ever be. Sure, you might find a fap flick sample on Pornhub, and sometimes, that’s why you become a member of Brazzers — to see the full video.
But that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t choke the chicken with these older videos. For fuck’s sake, show some fucking respect for the thots who’ve paved the way for you perverts to see the thots you do today! Plus, as I mentioned, these are some of my favorite females from over the years, and the fact that you’re getting a whole series dedicated to their squirting snatches is fucking brilliant. I wouldn’t expect anything less from porn’s best paid site of all time!
Membership and pricing
Did I finally talk all you jerk-offs into joining? If so, I wanted to make sure you gooners got the latest deals from Brazzers. Of course, I can’t promise that the prices will be the same after you’re done reading this. But most of the time, they keep their prices in the same ballpark unless they’re doing a crazy-ass holiday deal.
To join, you’ll enter your email, and after that, you’ll be directed to the page to select your plan. They usually have around four plans for you fuckers to choose from, with one being a 2-day membership to dip your dick in and see if it’s worth more of your dick-stroking dollars. Spoiler alert: it’s worth every fucking penny, perverts. Have I ever steered your stiffy wrong? I didn’t fucking think so.
So, here’s Brazzers’ current membership plans and pricing (subject to change):
12-month membership: $9.99 per month (billed upfront as a one-time payment of $119.99; auto-renews at the same rate every 365 days until canceled)
30-day membership: $32.99 per month (billed upfront as a one-time payment of $32.99; auto-renews at the same rate every 30 days until canceled)
7-day membership: $7.00 for the first week (billed upfront as a one-time payment of $7.00; auto-renews at $39.99 every 30 days until canceled)
2-day trial membership: $1.00 for 2 days (billed upfront; auto-renews at $39.99 every 30 days until canceled)
The pros and cons of Brazzers’ She’s Gonna Squirt
I may have had some beef with Brazzers in the past regarding the design and bullshit promo material for paid members, but these days, it’s about as good as it fucking gets. Of course, there is one con from this series that I’ve already mentioned, which is that the videos are a little older than what you’re probably used to pounding your pecker with on Brazzers. But at the same time, as I also mentioned, in a way, it’s a pro. Some of you stroking sons of bitches will get to see scenes and sluts you’ve never jerked your johnson to before.
And even if the video quality looks a little dated compared to today’s scenes, they’re still fucking classics. As for everything else, it’s pretty much all pros. I’ve already mentioned a few regarding the She’s Gonna Squirt series, but what else does Brazzers offer for their members? Well, for one, these scenes are HD, with new scenes in other series up to 4K quality. Plus, you’ll have access to the newest, hottest nymphos from the past and present. On top of that, you’ll have over 10,000 scenes at your sticky fingertips, with new updates twice a day throughout the entire site.
Another thing they guarantee is that your transactions are secure and discreet. You won’t see Brazzers on your credit card statement, which is a relief for you fuckers out there with wives and lame-ass girlfriends. One last thing I wanted to mention is that you can unlock bonus content with their rewards program. You already get access to all the scenes, but the most loyal fans get access to even more exclusive perks, which you don’t always see among other paid sites. At the end of the day, no site out there will fucking do it for your dick like Brazzers, and they’ll always continue to make members feel like they’re getting the best nut-busting experience online!
Join Brazzers to see their best squirting sluts series!
The truth is, most of you motherfuckers will never make a chick squirt in real life. Maybe you can get pussy from your steady girlfriend or wife. But if I had to guess, the reason you come to me for the latest and greatest porn is because things aren’t fucking fireworks in the sack. For all I know, maybe she’s never squirted before, but one thing’s for sure: these thots can. Besides, are the chicks in your miserable lives as hot as Bridgette B or Anikka Albrite? I didn’t fucking think so.
I could sit here with my pants around my ankles, glazing Brazzers for fucking hours, but you horny bastards already have enough reasons to join. Plus, I’ve got a few more squirting sluts to stroke my stiffy to that I couldn’t get to earlier. That said, subscribe to Brazzers, and enjoy She’s Gonna Squirt — I know you fuckers will thank me later!
