I'm gonna deal with xfemaledom.com/joi next. Why the fuck not?! It's obviously about jerk-off instructions, but if you know the industry as well as I do, you know that JOI porn has layers. It can include absolutely anything, so yeah, let's see what xfemaledom.com/joi is made of. Onwards with the review!
Let's talk looks first
I still don't know if xfemaledom.com/joi was gonna slap me with a sign-up form or a paywall, but I sure know it looks good. I ain't fucking blind! I see this decent logo with a red, very kinky mask, shoved in between the letters, as well as this black background which helps everything pop.
Thumbnails show video previews, and that shit is way more important than you think. If xfemaledom.com/joi turns out to be huge, you're gonna fucking beg for them previews. The site comes with this huge language bar which offers a fuckton of options, so yeah, the first impression is 10 out of 10. No complaints so far, but let's see what happens when I try to stream something. That's the real test.
Eat Your Jizz For Your New Wife
Yeah, one of the latest videos here is titled Eat Your Jizz For Your New Wife, so it looks like xfemaledom.com/joi really sticks with its JOI theme. Before I even click the thumbnail, I can see that it has around 16K views, the 91% rating, and that it goes for around 11 minutes. Not bad.
I click and I get straight to the player, while a random tab appears in my browser. Not that bad. Sure, it's annoying, but it's not like it really bothers my dong. I have to wait for 5 seconds to get rid of the ad that covers my player, but other than that, it's all pretty smooth.
The flick is HD. I get to stream it for free. Nothing to worry about, and the babe is hot as hell. She is this petite brunette in a black dress, matching heels included, and she sits on this couch and bosses you around. It's mostly dirty talk, but that's what JOI is all about.
Somewhere along the way, she kicks off her shoes and starts wiggling those cute little toes. JOI porn and foot fetishes always seem to go hand in hand, for some fucked-up reason, but whatever. As long as the videos are free, the streaming doesn’t suck, the picture’s crisp, and the chick’s hot enough to make your dick go full motherfucker, I’m good. Moving on!
Size matters
I go back to the homepage and start to count. That's my thing. Numbers are my thing! In total, the site holds around 83K videos, and that's goddamn insane. You gotta remember that xfemaledom.com is a fetish site, and those kind of dumps rarely get this big. From what I can see, all of the flicks here are about domination, so I really have to give credit where it's due. Bravo, motherfuckers!
When it cums to this JOI stash alone, you are looking at around 6K videos. That’s a massive fucking pile of porn that could keep your dick busy for years, even if you’re jerking off three times a day. Spectacular shit, what can I say!
Now, the updates are a whole different story. It's another mind-blowing fucking thing that makes me wanna slap my seal of approval on xfemaledom.com/joi right fuck now. The dates say shit like 4 minutes ago, 5 minutes ago, 6 minutes ago, and that means the site does crazy regular updates.
If they keep this shit up, the site’s gonna bust at the seams and we’re all gonna drown in BDSM gear, cute toes, and dirty motherfucking orders! It’s gonna pop out of the walls, crawl from under your bed, scream through your ears, and the whole world’s gonna turn into one giant cocksucking JOI playground! Damn, son!
Let's stream some more
At the top of the JOI stash, you'll get to choose between the latest, best, longest, and most viewed videos, so let me fucking check that shit out.
The latest video shows this cute brunette with curly pigtails and her black leggings. The camera is on the floor, so it looks like you are kneeling in front of her as she gives you instructions. It's HD, and it goes on for about five minutes. It's a POV, ASMR video.
The Best video features this busty MILF. The attached tags are POV, big boobs, lingerie, changing room, and virtual creampie. It goes on for about 25 minutes, and if you ask me, it's lit as shit despite the fact you don't get to see the cunt.
It all happens in this changing room where the hoe plays with her tits and jumps all over your cock while telling you to creampie her. It's a close-up POV, and the whole point of it is to make it feel like you are the one ACTUALLY fucking the whore. Not a single damn complaint.
A couple of other things I still need to inspect
The player is pretty fucking simple. You get to like the video, leave a comment, and below all that shit, the site shows you the list of related videos. It's all pretty standard bullshit for a tube site. The option that gets my attention, though, is the toggle button that looks like it could kill the ads. Color me fucking curios!
Aha, it's about donations! One click on that toggle button, and suddenly, xfemaledom.com/joi gets a goddamn soul! I see some dude talking about how people just wanna browse, click, and jack off to this shit. He straight-up asks for your financial support, but he ain’t buying yachts or gold-plated toasters. At least that's what he says. He promises to smash the ads and keep your favorite filthy content flowing, and I say, do what the motherfucker says.
I mean, if you’re gonna fork over cash, at least throw it at something worth your dick juice, and xfemaledom.com/joi is definitely worth it. It’s huge, dirty as fuck, diverse as balls, and surprisingly smooth to use. I ain’t giving the prick my money, that's for sure, but this review’s gonna do more for the site than any cheap cash you toss at it. I’m turning this motherfucker into a legend and sending him a flood of horny traffic, so yeah, no need to thank me, motherfucker!
Let me zoom out for a second
You can pay or not. It's up to you. Your balls, your choice. I know one thing, though. You are into domination and JOI, obviously. Otherwise, you wouldn't still be here, reading this review. It's way better and cheaper to donate to this site than pay for a full subscription on a paysite that could never be as big as xfemaledom.com. Just saying.
In any case, you will be able to use xfemaledom.com in whole. The site is sectioned into categories and it goes something like this - 12.3K amateur videos, 6.9K anal, ASMR 1.4K, BBW 1.9K, bondage 6.4K videos, big tits 2K, and so on. It's a mega beast packed with absolutely everything you could think of, and it all has that BDSM vibe to it.
This motherfucker will give you a blast
This is the shit that slaps! It's fucking huge. I talk about 83K flicks in total, and 6K JOI videos. That's more than enough to keep you busy for years, even if you are some crazy motherfucker jerking off five times a day. It's insanely diverse, and even that is an understatement. It's packed with amateurs, BBWs, bondage, big tits, small tits, you fucking name it. It's all kinky and xfemaledom.com/joi is only a section. You know, the tip of the iceberg.
The videos are mostly HD. The streaming is pretty smooth, if you can ignore a couple of ads. Also, most of the clips are POV, and the whole point is to make it feel interactive, like you are the one banging the hoe. The user experience is decent. You got thumbnails that tease your eyeballs before you even click, language options that cover basically the whole planet, and a player that’s simple as fuck but does what it needs to.
I say you donate. If you’re into domination and JOI, and I know you are because you’re still reading this review, donating here makes a hell of more sense than wasting your cash on some overpriced paysite that’ll never come close to the size, variety, or sheer kinkiness of xfemaledom.com. Your money keeps the ads down, keeps the content flowing, and keeps the site alive for all of us horny bastards.
Xfemaledom.com/joi is a goddamn monster! Give it some money and thank me later. The place pops! If you’re serious about your fetish, your dick, and whatever’s left of your sanity, do the right thing! Donate!