I load thisvid.com/joi and the first thing I fucking see are two black holes, gaping at me, like they're gonna suck me into the void. Didn’t fucking expect that. I thought thisvid.com/joi was all about some jerk-off instructions, not an invitation to get into the abyss of cunt. I guess naked fuck holes make everything better and fit in any kind of porn. Now I’m officially curious as shit, so fuck it, let’s get this review rolling!
Looking good
Thisvid.com/joi has this black background that helps the thumbnails stand out, even the black ones, like those two booty vortexes I just mentioned.
The red highlights give it a nice touch, and the bastard actually has a logo. Nothing groundbreaking, just the site’s name with some little TV antennas sticking out, but at least it’s got some identity. For once, a joint that's not just another faceless cock dumpster of a website! Gotta say, the first impression is not bad. It’s simple, sexy, and dark. All good.
Mentions homemade videos
I take another look and read this "#1 place for your homemade videos". Looks like thisvid.com/joi is one of those site that upload amateur porn, and they allow their members to upload their shit. That's fucking great! Sites like this are usually massive, stuffed with every flavor of fuck imaginable. The real question is whether this motherfucker lets anyone toss in their smut clips or if they’re picky enough to only host the good shit.
Hard to tell, honestly. Some dudes are fine jerking off to grainy potato-quality bullshit, while others won’t even touch their cock unless it’s all crisp 4K with every drop of cum shining in HD. I say stop overthinking this shit. It’s porn, not rocket science! Just grab your dick and go with the goddamn flow. I know I fucking will.
Let's stream something
Yup, it's that time in the review where I actually stream something. I see a lot of feet here on thisvid.com/joi, just so you know. The chicks want you to worship them, they wiggle their toes, and all that kinky shit, but for some damn reason, I want to stream a video of this fat chick with giant tits, in leather lingerie, riding a dildo. It’s so goddamn ugly it’s beautiful. One of those trainwreck fuck videos you can’t look away from!
I click on that shit, and thisvid.com/joi explains that it was uploaded three days ago. I also get hit with this "Private video" note. Fuck this shit! Turns out you gotta be friends with the horny motherfucker who uploaded it just to watch her ride that cock on cam. Like, seriously? I came here to jerk off, not to start a fucking friendship circle. Anyway, I’ll deal with that bullshit later.
For now, I want you to know that thisvid.com/joi does crazy regular updates, and it's not like I'm surprised. When a site relies on its community to keep the smut stash fresh, it's always buzzing. A huge green flag. Still, when you have this community going on, sometimes you have to be a proper member of it to access the videos. What can I say?! Either you get in the motherfucking game or you sit there with your dick in your hand and watch the locked screen.
The motherfucker's absolutely gigantic
Yeah, I knew thisvid.com was gonna be fucking huge, but I didn't expect it to be almost the size of my dick! In total, and I talk about the entire site, you are looking at over 789K videos, and this actually might be the biggest site I've reviewed in the last couple of months. Insanely fucking huge!
The tag that I'm reviewing today holds around 5K videos. I mean, 5K videos is a lot for any site, a full site, and this time, it's just one tiny tag and it's still huge enough to give you boners for at least a couple of years. On top of that, motherfuckers keep uploading more.
I swear, it feels like I’m gonna drown in this motherfucker. Nobody will even know where I fucking went or in which pit of cunt my body disappeared. Those two black holes at the start warned me, but no, I had to review, didn’t I?
There are layers to this shit
Since you are still here, reading, my guess is you know what JOI means. Not gonna go into that shit now! You are not fucking stupid, but you might not know that JOI can include fucking anything.
Anyway, I stumble on a video that’s actually free to stream, meaning I don’t have to kiss some uploader’s ass or become their “friend” just to jerk my dick. Thank goddamn fuck for that! So, I hit play, and surprise, it’s a pregnant chick. She has this huge belly and tits looking like overfilled milk balloons. The video runs about six minutes, and the rating’s a solid 4.8 outta 5. Sounds fucking promising to me.
I click and the video simply starts streaming. The site is not completely free of ads, but it's pretty decent in that sense. I don't get redirected either. The quality of the video is another decent thing. It's actually fucking HD, and the babe gets completely naked. She sits on this bed, takes her red lingerie off, and starts moaning on that bed while she makes hand movements like she's jerking you off. Kinky, HD, and free, all at the same time. For once, I’ve got nothing to bitch about. Moving the fuck on!
A mixed bag of cocks
I zoom out for a second, and I find this absolute mess of everything and anything. I spot this Latina nurse chick with huge tits, a JOI cosplay animated flick, a gay porn parody, a threesome, an animated furry doing a fart fetish, and a chick with pigtails begging you to fuck her ass. I mean, what can I say, the site's is a goddamn beast.
Sometimes, you'll see the note Premium below a video. In that case, you'll get redirected to the paysite from which the flick comes from. Sometimes, you'll have to befriend the uploader to stream a video, and sometimes, you will be able to simply stream it. Either way, this place is stuffed with goddamn kinks than anyone could handle in one lifetime.
Pretty decent filters
At the top of this JOI stash, you'll find the drop-down menu with the following options - straight (newest), straight (best rated), straight (most popular), gay (newest), gay (best rated), and gay (most popular). Once you deal with that shit, just focus on the thumbnails. If you don't see a padlock over the thumbnail, it means you can stream it just like that. In case you want to sign up, it's free too, so there's nothing to worry about.
I stream another video, just one more before I move on to the conclusion, and it's HD again. The site takes good care of the content quality, and that was my top concern. When you allow everyone to upload, things can get messy, but this time, it's all fucking good.
The video shows this gorgeous chick with a fat ass and a thing for fart, and to be fucking honest, thisvid.com/joi is teeming with fart videos. I don't know what's up with that shit and what it has to do with JOI, but as I've said, maybe we should all just stop overthinking this shit. Sometimes you just gotta let the weird shit roll.
The final word
This site is fucking huge! I’m talking 789K videos huge! The JOI tag alone has around 5K clips. FIVE THOUSAND! That's enough to keep your dick busy for years, even if you’re jerking three times a day like a goddamn addict. These motherfuckers keep uploading more, and nothing beats that shit.
You’ve got everything here. I've spotted Latina nurses, pigtail bitches begging for anal, farting furries, gay parodies, threesome orgies, and even pregnant chicks showing off their swollen cunts. It's insanely huge and diverse. Sure, sometimes there’s a padlock or a Premium tag, but that’s just life reminding you that not every cunt can be yours without a little effort.
Streaming is smooth, the HD quality is solid, and the videos load fast. Some vids are private, which means you gotta be the uploader’s “friend” to watch them, and there are a few ads, but they’re nothing that will make you want to smash your monitor. The sheer volume of porn is so outrageous you might as well forget about the minor issues.
This place feels alive. It's constantly updated and filthy as hell. It’s the kind of site where you go in for a quick jerk and end up falling into a hole of cum, tits, and ass, laughing at the ridiculous shit along the way. Thisvid.com/joi is a damn beast, so make sure to check it out.
