From the moment that you feel familiar that tingling in your balls that just tells you that your cock demands attention to spitting on your palm to get ready for a jerk off session that you just know will go on until the early hours, you just can't beat spanking the monkey until you spray a map of the Solomon Islands all over your own chest and face, can you?
Shit, there's some people out there who have fucked their fair share of pussy and will tell you that you just can't beat stroking your own cock because, after all, there are few people who know a man's dick better than he does himself and he will surely know all of the best ways to deliver the right amount of pleasure to the fuck rod in a way that has their eyes sent rolling into the back of their head.
But did you know that there's also another crowd of masturbation enjoyers out there who love to hand over the reins of their pleasure to a dirty-talking woman who is proficient in the art of JOI? Well, there is! The world of jerk off instructions has taken off dramatically, and recent news with plenty of people hungry to put the old saying of, ‘’A woman always knows best,’’ to the ultimate test!
In terms of the kind of accents that are said to be the best ones at delivering JOI, though, many people have some fierce debates going on and will tell you that they range from everything from Russian and German to good ol’ American and Latina. On the other hand, there's a hearty crowd of people who love the disciplinarian sound of a British accent delivering that shit, and, if you're one of them, then today's review is gonna be ideal for you to read because I'm gonna be putting Xxbrits.com/jerk-off-instructions to the test.
What is Xxbrits.com/jerk-off-instructions?
Xxbrits.com/jerk-off-instructions is the area of a dedicated British porn website where you can come face-to-face with all of these smut-themed jerk-off instructions. Yep, if you like your JOI to be delivered by a dirty-talking British bitch then this is said to be the collection that will drive you wild below the belt for sure!
But how much JOI content does it actually have to offer? Well, Xxbrits.com/jerk-off-instructions was able to offer around 30 pages of content at the time of writing, with many of the videos running for well over 10 minutes or more to give your dick a proper fuckin’ workout!
What's the JOI Porn Like on Xxbrits.com/jerk-off-instructions?
And while watching each and every single one of these JOI videos and following the instructions within them could easily turn your dick as red as the flag of the Soviet Union, you don't have to do that at all because I'm gonna keep it nice and easy and introduce you to some of the top rated UK jerk off instructions videos within Xxbrits.com/jerk-off-instructions next!
1. Her First BBC While You Just Sit and Pump - This first scene is gonna be ideal for the people who love the whole aesthetic of cuckolded men with QoS Hotwives because you're brought into the bedroom of a smoking hot British blonde who has just unpacked a massive BBC dildo and she's keen to put it all inside of her pretty pink pussy until all the balls connect with her tight asshole. Meanwhile, she is down to deliver you with a kind of instruction to have you edging yourself on the brink of an orgasm for hours on end while she blows her own pussy out with that giant toy. Yep, if you like interracial themed JOI, then you're gonna love this video because she isn't afraid to get downright taboo and humiliate you along the way.
2. British Girl’s CFNM Office JOI - This girl has slipped into her favourite slutty office attire and is sitting you down for a meeting about the fact that you've been flashing glances at her ass and tits every time she walks past your desk. However, you can rest assured that you're not gonna be fired. Well, that will be the case if you were able to maintain your edge throughout her JOI session that’s about to be unleashed. She manages to take you on the kind of cock pumping journey that will have your cock begging for release, but you'd better not blow your load too soon, otherwise you'll be sent packing. Shit, the look of perversion in this slutty HR manager’s eyes is enough to make you blow your load on its own!
3. Slutty London Teacher With a Naughty 18+ Student - This chick is in her early 40s and dressed up like one of the hottest British teachers you've ever seen before. However, you're put into the POV position of an 18+ student who has been consistently naughty and has been pissing her off for ages by acting like you've got a ton of bravado below the belt. So, she's now keen to see how much bravado you have down there, and she orders you to get your cock out and stroke it for her pleasure. She is definitely a teacher, that's for sure, because she knows how to deliver all the instructions you need to have yourself dancing around the edge of a mind-bending orgasm, but pulling you back right before the brink and having you frustrated like fuck while she drops quite a bit of humiliating dirty talk along the way, too.
The Design of the Site
Xxbrits.com/jerk-off-instructions begins with a classic red and white neon logo that spells out its name, followed by a search engine for you to hunt for any specific niches of British porn you have in mind. After some buttons inviting you to log in or sign up for an account, you also see a horizontal menu that mostly contains links to third-party platforms.
The actual main menu of the site is a vertical one that runs parallel to the video collection on the site homepage, and you will find links within it taking you to stuff like categories, nudes, and featured pornstars who keep these jerk off instruction videos pumping.
The main XXX video section on the homepage of Xxbrits.com/jerk-off-instructions is displaying the different JOI scenes horizontally, and each one comes with a thumbnail, title, duration, view count, and the name of the user who uploaded to the site in the first place.
What I Like Most About it
Thirty pages of British-accented JOI smut? Damn, Xxbrits.com/jerk-off-instructions really is not fuckin’ around here! This is definitely a collection of jerk off instructions that will take your edging pleasure to a totally different level and if you're a fan of British women with dominant personalities, it's gonna be like a dream come true.
Another cool aspect that you will come across on Xxbrits.com/jerk-off-instructions is the fact that many of the featured adult models and pornstars are accurately named in the video titles, and this means that, if you find yourself falling head over heels in lust with a particular model, you can easily check out her name to find out more of her work.
Oh, if you're wondering how smooth the videos tended to play when I was reviewing Xxbrits.com/jerk-off-instructions? Well, I found that most of the videos ran smoother than the British accent of some of these bitches delivering the JOI, and I was able to run most of them pretty damn easily, unless a pop-up advertisement got in the way, that is!
What I Don’t Like
It's impossible to deny that Xxbrits.com/jerk-off-instructions has a hell of a lot of advertisements in place on its site, both in the form of banner ads and pop-ups that rudely interrupt your browsing experience. Look, I don't mind the banner ads and shit, but when the pop-up ones start getting intrusive, it can be an annoying as fuck experience after a while.
Suggestions I Have for Xxbrits.com/jerk-off-instructions
I honestly feel that the banner ads on Xxbrits.com/jerk-off-instructions are more than enough to monetise this site, and there's no need to throw pop-up advertisements that activate whenever someone is trying to click on a video to watch it in full, because the latter kind of advertisement will quickly start pissing the users off.
Conclusion
Xxbrits.com/jerk-off-instructions is overall a neat little corner of this dedicated British porn platform that can bring you face-to-face with some of the hottest UK-accented dirty-talking videos you've ever seen, which can take full control of your old jerk off pleasure, but you have to be prepared for some pop-up advertisements from time to time.
