Love the thought of eating your own cum? What about getting instructed to do so? Then mother fucker, you have come to the right place here on ThePornDude!
I have a community that I'd like to introduce to you, and they’re all very chill. Maybe because they are eating their own semen, what do I know? Whatever the case may be, Reddit.com/CEI is your ticket to getting exactly what you want from this kink.
There are cum eating instructions (CEI) that await you, so don’t waste any time! Plus, you will meet a buttload of people just like you. How many people am I talking about here? Let me tell you all about it, so stay put!
Over 35,000 followers
Reddit.com/CEI likely has more members than you think. Yeah, buddy, there are plenty of bros who enjoy eating their own cum. So how many can you find over on Reddit.com/CEI? I have the answer for you, so sit tight and let me tell you all about it!
I found that at the time of this review, Reddit.com/CEI has over 35,000 followers who are masturbating to all of these posts from lovely ladies. They want to tell you how to eat your own semen, and you are going to get the instructions you need to get you off. Which posts or instructions you decide to follow is entirely up to you, but be sure to choose wisely because you may just become infatuated with someone who may or may not give you instructions you need in the future.
There is something about getting your balls busted online to a sexy piece of ass who wants to tell you how to eat your own cum after you’ve all done ejaculating. Do you enjoy eating your would-be babies? You enjoy eating babies, bruh?!
Well, don’t tell me about it. I don’t care that you’re swallowing only 10,000 would-be infants. Yeah, 10,000: your sperm count is low, so you probably oughta talk to your doctor about that, or something.
Or don’t: why do I fucking care? I don’t care if you’re going to have babies in the future, and you probably won’t. Who the fuck would want you to knock them up anyway? And if you did, they’d probably kill themselves!
A lot like a JOI
If you still don’t know what in the hell a CEI is like and why you should be jumping on over to Reddit.com/CEI after reading what I have to say about it if you love eating your own jizz, let me explain it to you. If you know what a jack off instruction (JOI) is, then you already have some idea what a CEI is. Initially, a CEI appears identical to a JOI.
When a dude cums in a JOI, that is where it usually ends. But with a CEI, they’re just getting started. The dude must then eat the semen; however, the babe on the other end tells him to do it.
Or hell, maybe there’s a guy on the other end that is telling them how to eat their own splooge. How the hell am I supposed to know? I don’t do this, I swear!
For those that do or are interested in trying it out, a CEI can get pretty goddamn kinky depending on how someone wants you to eat their cum. Maybe you were forced to cum inside of a sex toy, or even inside of someone’s pussy. Whatever the case may be, you are then told how to eat that cum, and from there, you’ve got to do what you’re told, you bitch!
CEIs are varied and can become unique depending on who is providing the instructions. If you are living out this kink IRL, then you may find that the dominant wants you to do it in a variety of different ways. But on Reddit.com/CEI, there’s only one thing they want you to do: lick cum off of wherever they tell you to!
Beautiful babes showing you where to eat your jizz!
If you are visiting Reddit.com/CEI hoping to get some instructions on eating your own semen, well, you might. But what I found is that most of the posters on Reddit.com/CEI are showing you where you lick jizz off of their bodies, and that’s about it. You won’t find anyone giving you any instructions for the most part, though there are some people there who are ready to make that happen.
If you want these kinds of instructions, you can find them by following some of these posters’ OnlyFans accounts. On the other side, you will find plenty of members who are willing to give you CEIs for a certain price. Some may be willing to provide you with these instructions on Reddit.com/CEI, but you may have to give others some dough on OnlyFans or the like if you want it to fucking happen.
There are real beauties on Reddit.com/CEI that want you to eat jizz off of their bodies, or per their instructions, but you are going to have to search for it. I saw someone who recently talked about how he didn't see many instructions on the sub. He instead saw sexy pieces of ass talking, showing images about where dudes should lick their cum off of them.
That mother fucker isn’t wrong, and if you’re coming to Reddit.com/CEI with that kind of expectation, at least as of this review, you may be in for a disappointing ride. That is not to say that Reddit.com/CEI will not have some of these instructions for you. But you may have to go searching for it, and if that happens, don’t come crying to me when you can’t find what you are looking for!
A few dozen posts per day
I have a feeling, though, that you will eventually find some instructions if you wait around long enough. You may be able to do just that, too, because Reddit.com/CEI is constantly posting new content for you all the goddamn time. In fact, you won’t have to wait long before the next post goes live!
Reddit.com/CEI posts several dozen posts per day, giving you more than enough content to goddamn know that this place has precisely what you are jonesing for. I don’t give two flying fucks if you are coming here to look at cum on some babe’s ass cheek or in-depth instructions on how to cum, then eat your own cum: Reddit.com/CEI will have at least the opportunity for you to fulfill both for those who are patient. Be patient, and you will be fucking rewarded.
I am surprised as hell to see that Reddit.com/CEI keeps up this fucking momentum too. For a niche subreddit of just 35,000+ followers, to see this many posts going live every fucking day is impressive. Who knows how many more posts will be fucking going live from one day to the next, too?
I have no idea: do you? I’m asking you mother fuckers: how many posts do you think are going live in the near future, not necessarily the far future? You should know, I don’t know why, but you should. But enough of useless yappin, you sour sack!
Helpful flairs to browse by
Reddit.com/CEI is all about cum eating instructions, sure, but there is still a varied amount of posts going live here. Look at the flairs, and you’re going to be surprised. I sure was: Reddit.com/CEI has more going on in the ass than I initially thought. Under ‘Search Post types’, you will find all kinds of flairs to browse by with ease.
Reddit.com/CEI allows anyone to browse by flair, such as humiliation, story, request, personals, advice, and more! Look at the section, and see what kind of flairs you can actually browse by. There are more than you assume, and there may be more than I have even found!
There is only one fucking thing that you oughta do: check out Reddit.com/CEI and see what kinds of XXX CEI instructions and relevant content are coming your way on this unique sub. There is indeed something for CEI fans, but it may not necessarily be the instructions one is looking for. Check it out, funny fuck: Reddit.com/CEI has something waiting for your CEI horny ass, so get over there!
Suggestions:
Reddit.com/CEI is a subreddit that is all about cum eating instructions! If that sounds like something you are horny for (and I assume you are since you are here), then get your ass on over there and see what you’ve been missing! I know for a fact that there will be something there for you, though if you want to see instructions for eating your own cum by a lovely lass, you may have to dig deep to find that. Perhaps those instructions will start going live regularly once again, and if they do, I know that CEI fans will continue to come here to get their fix for some time to come.
