You have to be a really sick fuck to enjoy watching ballbusting videos, but I’ve seen a lot of stuff over the last who knows how many years, and nothing can really surprise me anymore. As a matter of fact, videos where chicks kick guys in the balls are not that bad compared to some other things I’ve seen, but we’re not here to talk about that, but about what kind of a collection Forumophillia has to offer.
After looking at the name of the site, you must have figured out that this is not a porn site. Instead, it’s just a forum that has a list of various videos, including these ones. Considering it’s not a site where you usually watch, you can’t expect the same interface, but the thing that surprised me the most was the number of scenes they have to offer. We’ll cover that part later, but for now, you should know that you’ll have to deal with a pretty primitive site if you decide to stick around.
The fact that we’re on a forum should point out the fact that you’ll have to deal with pretty weird-looking sites. Instead of getting just thumbnails with titles before, you’ll see something much different, and to be honest, it’s not something I like at all. Having to scroll down like an idiot just to see a couple of scenes is not something I planned on doing today, but here we are.
Obviously, every site is different, and has something others don’t, but I can’t think of a thing that this place and others don’t have. When I say that, I mean that I wouldn’t add anything from this site to other sites because it would just fuck them up. It might seem harsh at the moment, but trust me, by the time we reach the end of this review, you’ll thank me for saying that right away!
Massive collection that keeps growing every day
So, the only thing that makes this site worth checking out is its collection. It’ll be hard to find a similar site with just as many posts, but once you realize that they have exactly 5.000 ballbusting videos, you start asking some questions. The first one that comes to my mind is how the fuck is it possible to have a collection with such a round number? In all my years of watching porn, I have never seen that before, except on just a couple of sites.
You might think that the counter is fucked, and that it stopped showing videos after the 5,000th was posted, but that’s not the case. If you want, you can go to the last page, which is page 334, and you’ll see that there are no posts after the last one. However, the thing that surprised me even more was the upload date of the last scene.
It turns out that there are really as many scenes as they said there are, but the reason why is pretty fucking stupid. Apparently, they’re deleting the old stuff and replacing it with new. That explains why they don’t have more videos, but we still didn’t get to the part that surp[rised me the most. It was actually the fact that the last video was posted just half an hour ago.
I don’t know how much time you spent on porn sites before, but when you come across a place that posts over 5k videos in just one category, you start asking questions. Obviously, we’re not talking about the new stuff because there aren’t enough freaky people in the world who would make as many ball busting videos in just 6 months. Instead, you’ll see stuff getting reposted, so it can be from a couple of months ago, but it can also be much older.
Since this isn’t my first time on Forumophilia, I already knew what was waiting for me, so I can’t say that it was a big shock. Sure, it was the first time I came to this site and figured out what the fuck is going on, but now, after dozens of times here, I've gotten used to the fact that you just get to see a lot of stuff, but not actually watch it.
Those of you wondering what the fuck is even a point of this site if they won’t even let you watch the videos will soon get an answer. Even though we’re talking about ballbusting scenes this time, the same thing goes for the rest of the collection. It doesn’t matter which niche you decide to go for; you’ll still have to deal with the same issue. It’s not really an issue, but it’s definitely some kind of an obstacle.
In order to watch a video, you’ll actually have to go to another site. Usually, you’ll find a link that redirects you to Keep2Share, and there, you can watch and download videos. That’s the way this place should be as well, but as you can see, the only purpose of Forumphilia.com is to list a ton of stuff and tell you that you should watch it somewhere else.
It wouldn’t be such a problem to watch videos on another site if they weren’t asking for a lot of money. You’d expect lower prices from a site that’s not a real porn site, but they have pretty much the same prices as the best premium porn sites. We’re talking about memberships that start at around $20, but you don’t get nearly as many perks as you would somewhere else.
What you’ll have to do is pick one of the memberships and buy it before you even get to watch these videos. Sure, you’ll get to see a “preview” of these videos, but it won’t help you out much. The reason is that these are not trailers. Instead, you get to see the first minute of the video, regardless of what it is. Sometimes, you’ll see some action, while other times, you won’t see jack shit.
Keep in mind that you’ll only get to see previews on Keep2Share. Before you get redirected, you’ll just see thumbnails and some basic information about the video. For example, you’ll find out the resolution, file size, and duration. These things don’t really matter, but at least you’ll know whether the video looks nice or not.
One thing I still haven’t mentioned is that you can actually download some videos for free, but I wouldn’t recommend that option. It would take way too long just to download a short video that doesn’t even look that good. Can you imagine how long it would take to download a full-length video?
Considering you can sit through a video where a chick punishes a guy by twisting, punching, kicking, and doing all kinds of fucked up things to his balls, you can probably wait a few hours to download the video. Keep in mind that not every video can be downloaded for free. Usually, when you come across 4K videos, you won’t be able to get them for free, which makes sense.
Oh yeah, I completely forgot to tell you about 2160p videos. As you can see, they’re available, but I don’t know how many. Considering this place doesn’t offer any features, it’s literally impossible to find out the number of 4K videos, but that’s not the only problem. They have dozens of daily uploads, so the number of these videos can change every single day, depending on what kind of stuff they upload.
Thousands of videos that you just can’t watch here
I must admit that Forumophilia is one of those sites that gives you mixed feelings because on one hand, they have a lot to offer, but on the other hand, they don’t let you do shit on their site. You might find a collection of exactly 5.000 ballbusting videos here, and the reason why they have such an even number of videos is that they keep replacing the oldest posts with the next ones every day. That part is not so bad because you get to see new posts every time you return, but when it comes to actually checking out those posts, you’ll just have to do it somewhere else.
Even though you’ll find a link where you can actually see these posts, you probably won’t like the fact that you’ll have to pay for a premium plan on Keep2Share first. This is the site that lets you stream or download something, but only if you become a member. Guests can only watch a short preview and use slow downloads, but let’s be honest and just say that these don’t matter one bit. The bottom line is that unless you’re ready to spend $20+ monthly on a membership, you have nothing to do on this site!
