Caned School Girls! I’m pretty fucking sure I’ve seen canedschoolgirls.com before. Either that, or I’ve already torn apart the motherfucking network it’s hanging off of!
Hell, even if this was my very first time stumbling onto it, the second that page popped up I knew exactly what kind of bullshit I was looking at! The whole upper portion of the homepage is covered with a photo of two schoolgirls bent over a desk and caned by their strict male professor. I fucking know canedschoolgirls.com is gonna be fire, so let's get into details! Andale!
Two major fetishes rolled into one
I've read somewhere that old vs. young was the most popular porn fetish among women. Yeah, I was as surprised as you motherfuckers. That simply means canedschoolgirls.com could be as good for clit-stroking as it is for wanking off. All of these male teachers are significantly older than the cunts, so there you fucking have it. That's the first fetish.
The second one is schoolgirls. Actually, canedschoolgirls.com comes with three goddamn fetishes rolled into one! You have schoolgirls, you know, plaid skirts, pigtails, knee-highs, and shit, older guys, and caning. It's when a guy takes a cane and spanks them assess till they turn red like you mom's face when she secretly masturbates with a wooden spoon in a kitchen.
This whole damn parade of videos on canedschoolgirls.com is kinky and fetish as hell, just how I like it. Sure, don't forget that it's all acting and role play. Chill the fuck off!
I love reviewing paysites
I have a couple of things I expect from any paysite. I want exclusive porn, hot bitches, HD streaming, downloads, and a decent tour page. Just because a site is renowned or it belongs to a goddamn xxx network, it doesn't mean it's allowed to act like a posh motherfucker who wouldn't even give people previews. I hate that shit.
That's why I hit one of the thumbnails here on canedschoolgirls.com, just to see how the site behaves once I shove my cock inside. I choose this Sarah Choice 2. The thumbnail shows this really old dickhead with a leather belt in his hands, and a brunette schoolgirl with a bare and red ass bent over a table. I hover over the thumbnail, but nah, it doesn't show any kind of preview. Also, that Sarah Choice title ain't exactly telling me exactly what the flick is about.
So, I click on that shit, and canedschoolgirls.com takes me to the info page where I realize that the guy's name is Mr. Henderson. Very fucking unique. The video was uploaded a week ago, roughly speaking, and I get this short video description that tells me Sarah Choice is about the babe being spanked with a belt. Damn, I can see that! In volume 1, she was spanked with a hairbrush. I'm like, ok, that's a semi-decent description, but I would have fucking loved a proper trailer. I guess shit happens. Moving on!
Around 285 fetish videos in total
I focus on the dates for a second, and realize that canedschoolgirls.com uploads multiple new videos each month. I talk about 6 or 7 new flicks a month, and I'm happy with that shit. When it comes to fetish sites, especially when they are premium, I'm used to seeing way less frequent updates. This motherfucker actually does its job right, but I wouldn't be me if I didn't dig deeper.
I do some counting and realize that the site holds around 285 flicks so far. I go to the oldest video and realize it was uploaded somewhere in 2022. Long dick short, canedschoolgirls.com has uploaded 285 videos over the course of three years. That comes down to around seven new videos each month, so yeah, once again, canedschoolgirls.com knows how to do its shit. All good.
Bare bottoms being spanked left and fucking right
The first page of the collection shows nothing but bare and fucking red bottoms from all the spanking. There's this German Lessons thing going on with four sluts bent over, eight bare cunts and asses begging for a smack. Every chick’s got her pants down, tits hanging, lined up against a wall while some motherfucker swings a paddle at their cheeks.
Story goes they were busted smoking behind the school. Guess that means their asses needed a proper beating. Yeah, smoking’s dumb as shit, but here it just turns into pussy porn gold. Honestly, I wouldn’t be shocked if those dirty whores lit up just so they could get caught and have their asses spanked raw.
The site’s so goddamn twisted and detailed that every dirty character keeps popping up in every flick. Like, the school principal is this mature dom bitch called Miss Barker. Man, when the cunts start acting up, she’s the one cracking their asses raw! She’s the cunt queen dishing out discipline like it’s her daily dick fix.
Then you got that crusty old motherfucker I mentioned earlier, supposedly a history or biology teacher, but let’s be real, the bastard looks like he actually jerked off with the dinosaurs back in the day. Who better to ramble about prehistoric shit than some fossil who probably watched a T-Rex swing its giant cock around in real life?
How much for the raw asses and teen whores
All of this shit is pretty damn simple. I just walk around the site and this review is practically writing itself. I like the no-shit approach, but that doesn't mean I'm impressed by canedschoolgirls.com basicness. I'll talk about that shit later.
Now, I want you to know that the price of the monthly membership is $24.95/month. If you ask me, it's a pretty standard price for the industry. Then you have the 90-day membership priced at $49.95. Finally, the price of the 180-day access is $79.95. All three options are recurring.
It's all nice and standard, but I have to say that I kinda expected canedschoolgirls.com to belong to a network. Some of you motherfuckers might be worried about 285 videos only, but I say it's a minor problem. As you know, the joint does multiple updates each month, so yeah, the stash is getting bigger and stronger as we fucking speak.
Unlimited streaming and downloads
Each of these caning videos can be saved on your device for all goddamn eternity. I fucking love paysites with downloads! Adds a shitload of value to any deal. You could build a kinky little stash of spanking, fetish videos, just like that, and I don't want you to underestimate that shit.
The videos are exclusive. This is English porn, and even thought I can't really tell you why that makes it special, I guess that there is something grubby to canedschoolgirls.com that's particularly present in Euro porn. I guess that's fucking why canedschoolgirls.com looks so fucking boring and obsolete. Yeah, I'm not a fan of the design, and all the crap-brown color taking place, but I guess that nothing's that blingy in Euro.
The videos work on the majority of devices. The site is optimized, and you get both videos and images here. You also have this list of models. It's a nice filtering tool, but only if you have a model preference. If you ask me, I don't recognize any of the bitches here. They are all semi-amateurs or whatever you want to call them, but I gotta give them credit for all the spanking they endure. Keep it cumming, hoe!
Just pay for the motherfucker
Canedschoolgirls.com is one filthy little site. It shows schoolgirl cunts bend over desks, get their asses turned cherry red, and old motherfuckers swing canes like they’re cracking whips at a circus. It’s stacked with 285 vids, keeps adding fresh spank material every damn month, and lets you download the whole filthy stash so you can jerk off offline like a real pervert. It's exclusive, hot, English, real, and it's fetish to the core. It's where you'll see old farts vs. young cunts, uniforms, and spanking, all in one.
The prices are decent. You don't get any bonus content, but you do get a mix of xxx videos and pictures. The models are fucking young and perfect for the role of submissive hoes, and I say it's worth a shot. Sure, canedschoolgirls.com is a fetish site, meaning it could never have the diversity of a free joint, but if you want caning and spanking, this is the place to be.
Canedschoolgirls.com is one of those sites that sticks around because it's got balls to it. It's an authentic fuck hole, and it keeps fucking delivering. If you want to watch asses getting spanked and disciplined, I say you quit whining and pay up! Case fucking closed!
