I can tell academypov.com is a paysite right fucking away. No free site would ever look this good. There's the wow factor right off the bat, and that's the first good thing that academypov.com does.
It knows how to grab you by the balls and make you want to pay, so yeah, mad respect. Still, I have to dig deeper and see if academypov.com is worth the money, if it offers any bonus content, and if the hoes are ready for more than just learning for exams topless. Let’s fucking go!
The bitches are fucking hot
Yeah, about that wow factor. The shit that made me wanna stay and actually write this masterpiece of a review was the video preview. It's a big trailer that shows these tight hoes. All of them are insanely hot. I talk about proper pornstars with zero fat to them, zero pussy hair, and perfect faces that make you wanna bust a nut before you even start streaming. You can tell that academypov.com sells nothing but top-shelf, HD porn, and that shit is always worth my time and your motherfucking money.
I finally switch over to the Videos stash and hit that Four Girls In Detention title. Man, that shit says it all about what academypov.com is selling! This is classic schoolgirl fantasy. You know the deal. In this case, you get four tight little hotties stuck in a room, pretending to be all innocent while doing the exact opposite. They’re supposed to be in trouble, but it’s really just an interlude to hardcore porn. I'm drooling here already!
Academypov.com basically sells schoolgirl porn, roughly speaking. That shit usually involves uniforms, glasses, innocent acts that last about two whole seconds before someone whips a dick out, and all that jazz. The babes misbehave and the "punishment" usually includes being bent over a desk and fucked hard till those damn disobedient cunts start pulsating in orgasm. I know I'm fucking staying!
Education of a sexy rebel
Yup, Education Of A Sexy Rebel is the latest video on academypov.com, and as you can see, it's about a misbehaving schoolgirl once again. Just so you know, all babes here are 18+ and all this detention shit is nothing but role play. Stop giving me that Karen look, for fuck's sake!
Now, I gotta be honest with you. Yeah, academypov.com is clean of ads and doesn’t fuck you over with redirects, but it’s one of those fancy websites that thinks people don’t deserve proper trailers. Not fucking cool, motherfuckers. Sure, the intro video is nice and all that shit, but I still live in a world where every single goddamn video needs its own trailer. Is that too much to ask? Fucking hell!
Then I click on a thumbnail and I get smacked right in the face with a paywall. End of story. Thank fuck I’m the Porn Dude, the guy who busts through every goddamn door, willing to write the dirty details so you don’t stumble around like a clueless dick in the dark. Moving the fuck on!
The content talk
That detention chick I mentioned above actually rides a cock outdoors while rubbing her little clit. She looks exotic, like a Latina or something, and the guy has obviously impaled her on his dick to teach her a lesson. I also see this threesome where a guy casually enters a girl’s room, catches them giggling, and ends up fucking both of them.
Of course, it’s all POV. For the uninitiated, POV in porn is when the camera basically becomes your dick. Long dick short, you see the action from the guy’s perspective, so every thrust feels like it’s happening right to your face. The point is to make you feel like you're the one getting laid instead of just a creep jerking off to a screen. People love that shit, and it's even fucking better when it's all HD.
I see this boat fuckfest, a blonde brat getting fucked raw, some mean girls’ orgy, a lot of dorm porn, hoes fucking on bikes, masturbating in classrooms, two lady professors doing a guy, and so on. Just so you know, the babes here are to die for. I haven't spotted a single famous pornstar yet, but it's gonna happen soon. Even if it doesn't, I'll still give academypov.com a huge plus in my book for a good selection of models. Fucking awesome!
You can pay for the trial
I've already bitched about the absence of trailers. That's still bullshit, but academypov.com actually offers a trial option. That's the best way to test the waters and see if academypov.com is something you would want to commit to. Yeah, I write bomb reviews, but nothing beats a proper trial. Just so you know, those trials rarely unlock the entire videos stash. The price of the one-day trial is €0.95.
The price of the full, monthly access is €1/per day. That's €29.95/month. You'll have to pay €59.95 if you want to access the site for 90 days. That's exactly €0.67/day. Finally, the price of the annual plan is €53. It's €0.15/day, but you need to know that the price is on a huge discount right now. The regular price of the annual plan is €179. I say you pay for that trial and then grab that annual deal by the balls.
4K ultra HD and unlimited downloads
If you go with the one-day trial, academypov.com won't let you download shit. That's just how it usually goes. You will get to stream a total of five videos. Just wanted to make that goddamn shit crystal clear.
Now, all full members of the joint will get unlimited streaming, all in 4K ultra HD. You know what that shit means. It means crisp resolution where you can see every fucking pube. Also, the site does weekly updates. That shit's always cool. Does wonders for any site's size and diversity. Since academypov.com focuses on a fetish, roughly speaking, it's even harder to do regular updates. Well, academypov.com does it with no problem.
VIP motherfuckers get unlimited downloads, and don’t you dare underestimate that goddamn shit. This is the holy fucking grail of jerking off. Imagine the whole internet going down, society collapsing, and we’re all shoved back into caves scratching our asses with sticks. What the fuck are you gonna do then?
If you’re smart enough to have hoarded shit from academypov.com, you’ll have an offline porn stash to wank yourself into a goddamn coma. Provided you’ve got somewhere to charge your phone or plug in your PC, that is. You could be the Porn Dude of the apocalypse. You’ll be that motherfucker every caveman bows to because you’re the guy with the tits. That’s your only real shot at immortality, so yeah, download the living fuck out of it while you can!
I knew famous cunts were hiding somewhere
To be honest, I was ready to wrap this motherfucking thing up. I slid into the Models section just like that, not expecting much. Well, Abella Danger came through and saved the goddamn day! I spotted that name in less than a second, and let me tell you, when Abella does porn for a site, you know it’s gonna be fucking good.
I spotted names like Elsa Jean, Veronica Leal, Lexi Luna, Blake Blossom, May Thai, Riley Reid, and so on. I mean, if you're gonna pay for porn, you better spend that money on premium pussy. Academypov.com has it in spades.
End of story
Yeah, I’ve bitched about trailers, paywalls, and the fact that one-day trials don’t unlock the full stash. I’ve complained about that posh bullshit and how some videos don’t come with their own goddamn previews. Still, academypov.com deserves every goddamn cent you throw at it, and I’m not saying that lightly.
First off, this site is slick as hell. No ads. You get nothing but HD porn. Every video screams quality. You’ll wank off to Abella Danger, Elsa Jean, Riley Reid, Veronica Leal, Lexi Luna, Blake Blossom, and all that jazz. If you’re paying for porn, you better get premium pussy, and academypov.com smacks you in the face with it.
Then there’s the content. POV shit! You get unlimited downloads. Don't even get me started on the fetish. You get these tight cunts, detention chicks, nasty babes who need hardcore punishment, fit bodies, firm tits, and all that academy porn glory. The site sells exclusive porn, does weekly updates, it's fetishy, and it's diverse enough. It's consistent.
So yeah, you can bitch about little shit, but at the end of the day, this motherfucker delivers premium porn with top-tier stars, POV chaos, tits, asses, cunts, and cocks in glorious HD. It’s worth every goddamn euro, every cent, and every second you spend jerking off to it.
