I know sexlikereal.com. I’m pretty damn sure it’s one of those fat paysites, so I decided to tear it apart tag by tag. I only do that shit when something’s really worth my motherfucking time. That means this review isn’t about whether the site’s legit or worth your money. I already know it ticks all the goddamn boxes.
The real question is whether sexlikereal.com/tags/cheerleader-college-school-vr is gonna get my dick hard. Damn, cheerleaders and their tight little asses bouncing with those pom-poms! I’m fucking ready!
1549 videos
Yeah, the fact that sexlikereal.com/tags/cheerleader-college-school-vr alone has over 1.5K videos is exactly why I decided to review the joint tag by tag. I've reviewed full websites with way less videos, so yeah, a fucking standing ovation here.
Also, you need to understand that sexlikereal.com/tags/cheerleader-college-school-vr doesn't sell grubby porn filmed by Nokia 3310. It's nothing but pro porn featuring hoes that are proper pornstars or on their way to stardom.
It’s fucking obvious all these videos are cheerleader shit. Dickheads lose their goddamn minds over it because cheerleader porn is basically about tight cunts. You know, cheerleaders are about short skirts that barely cover a twat, firm tits bouncing up and down, ass cheeks clapping every time a babe jumps, and so on. Cheerleaders are innocent little bitches on the surface, but under those stupid fucking pom-poms, are cunts so tight and hungry you will lose your mind over it. Moving on.
Regular updates
I play with the filters for a while. I choose the New at the top of the stash, and I end up seeing this video that was uploaded to sexlikereal.com/tags/cheerleader-college-school-vr just 40 minutes ago. It's a blonde hoe with pigtails, so yeah, I'm gonna stream that shit.
The video before this one was uploaded two days ago, and the one before that 4 days ago. As you can see, sexlikereal.com/tags/cheerleader-college-school-vr does multiple updates each week, and that's not so spectacular until you realize that this is only one tag. If sexlikereal.com uploads this one tag multiple times a week, then the entire website probably gets multiple DAILY updates, and I respect the shit out of that hustle.
Sticking my dick inside
As I promised, I click on the newest flick. It's a 32-minute long fuck flick, and the moment I click, the site takes me straight to the player. No ads here. I mean, no sane paysite would ever bother its members with motherfucking ads!
I get the trailer and it goes on for 2 minutes. Decent shit. The video turns out to be VR. That means it's immersive as fuck, and just so you know, VR videos are always POV. The whole point of it is to feel like you are the one banging the hoe. I've fucking told ya that sexlikereal.com/tags/cheerleader-college-school-vr sells nothing but VR porn. All high-end!
The blonde cheerleader fucks that cock in virtual reality. She sucks it too, but I wouldn’t be the goddamn Porn Dude if I didn’t tell you the truth. The bitch looks way too fucking old to be a cheerleader, unless she’s some retired slut who still thinks pigtails make her 30+ something head look hot. No complaints, motherfuckers, but I was expecting a proper tight little cunt with massive tits to jerk my dick over. Just saying.
I like the info and the options
Below the trailer, sexlikereal.com/tags/cheerleader-college-school-vr shows tags. In this case, they are big ass, big tits, creampie, cumshot, missionary, trimmed pussy, and so on. You get a pretty good idea of what the video is about, and that shit is important when you pay for porn. Also, you can buy individual flicks here. The price of this video is $8.99. That's another cool way to test the waters, although I always suggest proper VIP plans.
It's time now to check out the trending video. It's titled Tiny Schoolgirl, and god knows that's not the world's most informative porno title. The video is actually 6K, crisp as fuck, VR and uploaded to the joint two weeks ago.
The tags are brunette, doggy style, shaved, and Belarus, and it's actually a 3D, 180 degrees masterpiece. That means you can basically shove your dick in every direction without moving your head like a retard. You see that tight little cunt from every angle while feeling like you’re actually up in her ass. Super smut technology. The price of this video is $14.99. Pricier than the MILF cheerleader, as expected.
In case you want a full VIP experience
When I talk about the prices, I talk about the entire sexlikereal.com website. Roughly speaking, you are buying access to over 50K VR porn videos, and even you beta motherfuckers with half a brain understand it's a fucking pile of porn so good you'll poke your damn eyes out while you paint the walls of your basement with spunk. Fucking spectacular, in the absence of a better word!
The site has crazy discounts going on right now. The price of the monthly access is $24.99/month. It was $32.99 before the discount. Currently, the price of the annual premium is $8.49/month (billed in one payment of $101.88). Finally, you have the lifetime subscription option that's gonna cost you $299.99/once.
You gotta know that sexlikereal.com/tags/cheerleader-college-school-vr sells nothing but exclusive porn. Also, it's all VR, and it takes money to make that shit. In total, you are buying over 50K videos, but that number is getting bigger as we speak because sexlikereal.com uploads over 1K new flicks each day. The site fucking slaps, and I’m slapping my stamp of approval on this motherfucking masterpiece right fucking now!
Still not done with the beast
You can tell the site to show you the most popular videos of the week, month, or all time. I go with the most popular overall and end up streaming this motherfucking foursome with three gorgeous cheerleaders and one lucky dickhead. Since it's VR, it's gonna feel like you are ramming those cunts, and that shit adds even more value to this bombshell of a site.
The video goes on for one hour and 20 minutes, and it has over 24K likes. How many likes does your sorry ass have, anywhere?! Exactly my point. Sexlikereal.com/tags/cheerleader-college-school-vr really knows how to make and sell its videos, and it has been doing that shit for years. For example, this foursome was uploaded five goddamn years ago, and it’s still kicking ass like a tight little cunt getting drilled raw.
The site's fucking packed with foursomes, orgies, threesomes, you fucking name it. Overall, the stash offers nothing but hardcore flicks. I'm not fucking saying that you won't find a single solo show here, but a lot of times, you'll be beating your dick to proper fuckfests with usually more than two tits involved. More tits than your poor, lonely motherfucking brain can handle!
The pleasure was all mine
Sexlikereal.com/tags/cheerleader-college-school-vr is a motherfucking monster of a porn site, and you need to understand what you’re dealing with before you go jerking your pathetic little dick anywhere else.
First off, yes, some whiny motherfuckers are gonna hate that you gotta pay for this shit. Listen here, dickhead, that free shit is amateur-level garbage filmed on shaky phones while some chick pretends she’s interested in your sad little cock. This is exclusive VR porn so crisp and hardcore that your dick will feel like it’s in a personal gangbang with three cheerleaders, a tiny Belarusian cunt, and whoever else the hell the site decides to throw in.
We’re talking over 50,000 videos, motherfuckers! I talk foursomes, threesomes, orgies, tight little bimbos, big tits, shaved cunts, doggy, missionary, creampies, cumshots...you name it, this site has it in glorious VR. These motherfuckers upload over a thousand new videos a day. ONE THOUSAND. That means your cock will never get bored. Never ever.
The VR is insane, all POV, 3D, 180 degrees, and so damn immersive it's like you are in the damn porn. You can lean, twist, and eyeball every tight little cunt. The site’s navigation is idiot-proof, the tags actually tell you what the fuck you’re getting, and the sheer variety of porn is insane. You could literally jerk off for months without seeing the same combo twice.
In short, sexlikereal.com/tags/cheerleader-college-school-vr is the motherfucking top-shelf shit that makes all other porn look like garbage free clips filmed by blind suckers on a Nokia 3310. Yeah, you’re paying, and yeah, some whiny fucks will complain, but if you want insane VR immersion, tight little cunts, bouncing tits, endless foursomes, orgies, and hardcore porn, this is the motherfucking site for you.
If you don’t pay, fine, you can jerk off to your free shit and cry about your lonely dick. If you want the full cock blasting shit, pay up, motherfucker, and thank me later!
