She Smokes! I load shesmokes.com and see this note "worship women as they casually smoke". Yeah, fine, I’ll worship, motherfucker, but I’m here to see if these bitches flash some cunt and maybe get a fat dick stuffed in those lips instead of just puffing on cancer sticks. I know this is a smoking fetish dump, but goddamn, hope’s a stubborn bastard, and I’m still holding my cock praying one of these sluts goes hardcore. Please, lord, let this shit get fucking filthy!
Simple and with a laser focus on one fetish
The site looks simple as shit, no doubt about that. Design-wise, it’s nothing you’ll remember once your dick’s back in your pants, but it’s decent enough. The name, shesmokes.com, is straight-up, self-explanatory, and easy to remember, so that’s a little plus in my book.
The main shit’s marked in red, the rest is beige or some pussy chick color like that, so yeah, all decent. I’d give it an 8 outta 10. Two points down ’cause this motherfucker’s missing that wow factor. It doesn’t grab you by the balls and make your cock jump the second you load it, and that’s a goddamn wasted chance.
The logo is nothing but big red letters with the K in Smokes puffing like some dickhead blowing smoke rings. Really fucking groundbreaking, right?! At least it screams the obvious, that this site’s only about one goddamn thing. Chicks smoking cigarettes. Just sexy pussy lips wrapped around a cig, but that shit was clear the second I typed in the name, so let’s quit jerking off over the logo and move the fuck on.
HD photos of really gorgeous chicks who smoke
First thing you motherfuckers need to know is shesmokes.com hasn’t updated in years. Yeah, years. There’s a sad little note saying the updates stopped, but now all the shit is free if you’re in that Female Worship site run by the same chick. Fair enough, I guess, but let’s not pretend this isn’t like finding a hot whore who suddenly decides she’s taking a vow of celibacy.
Yeah, fucking sad. You won't get any new cunts or tits here, no new puffing, and that means the content is dusty and will become even dustier. Yeah, that makes it way less exciting to blow your load over, but goddamn, those pics are still hot as fuck. Even if the site’s a corpse, it’s a corpse worth digging up and jerking off to, metaphorically speaking, of course.
If anyone behind shesmokes.com is actually reading this, get your lazy motherfucking ass moving! It’s not that goddamn hard to find a slut with a cig between her lips. She doesn’t even have to be naked, for fuck’s sake, so what’s the holdup?! Wake the fuck up!
The content is smoking in every possible sense
The first pic I stumble on at shesmokes.com is this lit brunette sucking on a cig out on a porch. Real casual shit, just like the site promised. She’s in regular clothes. No nudity, no nip-slips, no tits or cunt flashing, but that cigarette’s jammed between her lips like a skinny dick, so you fetish freaks will probably be jerking your cocks raw over it anyway.
I can’t help but wonder. Are people really into clothed chicks puffing away, or are these sad motherfuckers just ex-smokers so desperate for a drag they end up tugging their dicks and bawling their eyes out while scrolling through this shit? Goddamn, that’s some weird but fascinating jerk material!
As smoke pours out of my own mouth while I type this shit, yeah, I’m a social smoker, deal with it, the brunette’s still on that porch and turns out it’s a whole gallery, not just one goddamn pic. Maybe, just maybe, she’ll get hot and rip that top off and flash some tits or cunt.
I go through the whole set, and yeah, the shots are high-end and she sucks on that cig like it’s a cock, but fuck me, there’s no dick, no pussy, no nudity anywhere. All good, motherfuckers, but I figured you should know before you waste your load expecting more than smoke and a tease. All fucking good.
That inked blonde looks badass
I keep scrolling and land on this inked-up blonde with, shock of the century, a cigarette hanging from her lips like a skinny dick. The chick’s got that alt vibe going, but it’s still just another casual smoke session. Of course, she’s parked on a porch again, this time surrounded by boxes and random shit. My guess is that shesmokes.com is trying to sell us some bullshit story about her unpacking or redecorating, then taking a smoke break instead of grabbing a cock. That’s the vibe I’m getting. Lazy motherfuckers staging clutter instead of tits and cunt!
The set’s got 12 pics in total. Not a single cunt or tit in sight, and yeah, that shit drives you crazy, but that doesn’t mean it ain’t top-notch. You can fucking tell the motherfucker behind the camera knows his shit. He nails the moment the smoke curls out of her mouth, and damn, she’s clearly a proper smoker. You can see the little light in her eyes like she’s finally allowed to puff while on full-time cunt duty.
If I know fetishists, they love that shit real and legit. The don't want none fake pretend smoking. They can fucking tell! Speaking of fetishists, some of these motherfuckers are into it because it’s about control, submission, or just that weird thrill of seeing a chick get off on something as stupid as a cigarette. I dunno, maybe they just miss smoking themselves and need a proxy to jerk off to while crying into their empty ashtray. Goddamn, human brains are fucked.
Told you it was simple
I finally crawl back to the homepage and remind myself just how simple this motherfucker is. You’ve got the Members button, plus the option to change the view, list, grid, or random.
I’m all about that grid layout. Makes the site feel bigger, kinda like when you’ve got a tiny dick and pick a room so small you can rub both walls while pounding a chick. In big rooms, small dicks look even smaller, so there’s your goddamn tip of the day. Size fucking matters, in every possible way you can shove a dick or a metaphorical one into this shit!
Right now, shesmokes.com has around 550 fucking picture sets, give or take. Each of those galleries packs at least ten pics, so this motherfucker is way bigger than it looks at first glance. Sure, there ain’t a single video to jerk your dick to, and yeah, that shit sucks, but you either take it or leave it.
When a site’s got a decent size, it better have some decent fucking diversity. Sure, every gallery on shesmokes.com is about clothed chicks sucking on cigs, but you can tell the motherfuckers running this place actually tried to hire a mix of babes.
You’ve got that redhead I mentioned, the inked blonde, then two chicks puffing on the same porch, a smoking threesome with punk sluts, this Penelope girl with fat tits and a juicy curvy cunt, and Sparrow with her tattoos, short pink hair, and tiny tits. Yeah, it looks fucking tasty.
It's actually alright
Shesmokes.com ain’t perfect. It has that terrible case of no nudity going on, and updates have been dead for years. Yeah, that shit’s annoying as fuck if you want new tits or cunts to jerk off to, and some of you picky motherfuckers might bail the second you see just clothed chicks puffing on cigs. This site isn’t for everyone. I mean, if you need your porn hardcore, sweaty, dripping with cum, or packed with dicks and gaping cunts, you’re gonna be disappointed.
Even with all that shit, this motherfucker still delivers. The galleries are tight, high-quality, and every chick smokes like she’s sucking a cock for your viewing pleasure. Redheads, inked blondes, punks, curvy bitches, tiny-tit sluts, you name it, it’s here puffing away like tiny little cig dildos in their mouths. For some twisted reason, seeing chicks smoke hits some fetishist sweet spot. It's about that badass vibe, control, and teasing. It’s absurd, but it's horny and goddamn addictive.
So yeah, the site’s old, the updates are dead, and it’s not your full-blown hardcore fest, but if you like watching babes smoke like dirty little sluts, this shit is still worth digging through. It’s simple, it’s clean, it’s smoking-hot, and motherfucker, it makes you wanna light up a cig and jerk off at the same time. Smoking fetish is totally goddamn addictive, so I say, wank off responsibly! Adios!
