HoodAmateurs

I’ve always loved Hood Amateurs, the kinds of ebony babes who can shake their big asses and suck down BBC like they’re thirsty as hell. Homemade porn in general tends to have a kind of rabid sexual enthusiasm that’s hard to fake, and what can I say? Black chicks as a whole just seem freakier than the average white girl next door, at least if the dirty movies I’ve been watching are any reflection on reality.

You’ve seen the fuck flicks I’m talking about, right? If not, well, you’ve come to the right place. HoodAmateurs.com is a free tube specializing in amateur black porno movies. They’ve been straight-up giving away the stuff for a while now and pulling well over a hundred thousand visitors a month. I’m guessing there’s some good shit in the stash to keep all those customers coming, but naturally I had to bust out the Vaseline and check it out for myself.

Where My Hood Amateurs At?

I couldn’t find any upload dates listed anywhere, so it’s hard to know exactly how long the site has been building their library. The HoodAmateurs.com domain was registered way back in 2010, though, and I’d say the layout reflects that. They’ve got a simple logo with a Waffle House color scheme, and nothing about the overall presentation feels overly flashy or modern.

The low-fi layout arguably matches the content, most of which is clearly homemade. They offer a hell of a selection of amateur movies, treating visitors to a smorgasbord of perversion the moment they land. The current spread on the front page includes backyard doggystyle, sloppy blowjobs, threesomes and backseat fuck fests in a moving vehicle.

Everybody’s got a camera in their pocket these days, and with a social media culture encouraging exhibitionism, I’d say we’re living in the golden age of amateur porno. One of the biggest problems with the genre, though, is the extremely short runtimes. Pull up a site like Pornhub and the amateur section tends to be stocked with 30-second iPhone videos. They’re long enough to get you hard, but too short to properly crank off to.

That’s why the runtimes on the front page of HoodAmateurs really stood out at me. As a whole, these movies are longer than the homebrew smut on other sites. The shortest scene on the front page is two minutes, and it’s an outlier. Most of them run a good ten to twenty minutes, giving you a lot more time to get comfortable and get off.

This actually presents a slight problem for the professional masturbator like myself. I ended up taking a long break from writing this to watch a 21-minute video I found on the front page. The green-haired babe lured me in by twerking her big ass in the beginning of the scene, which leads to a full-on fuck session with her dude. It’s one of the best bits of amateur porn I’ve seen in a while, bordering on professional, with multiple angles and sex positions explored along the way.

HoodAmateurs.com ain’t the biggest free tube in the world, which ain’t a surprise given their tight focus on DIY ebony and BBC movies. That said, they’ve managed to build up a pretty fucking impressive collection of the stuff. To date, the stash stands at over 15,000 black porno movies. With those long runtimes, you may be here for a while, so I hope your fridge is stocked up and you’ve got plenty of forearm stamina.

Since there are no upload dates listed anywhere, it’s hard to get a sense for how quickly Hood Amateurs is growing. Ideally, a good adult site is constantly growing, giving visitors plenty of good reasons to keep stopping by. That’s why I release a new full-length feature on my other site, PornDudeCasting, every week. I’ve banged a number of sexy ebony chicks on the couch, too, like Ana Foxxx, Kira Noir, and Nicole Kitt. (I’ve got free samples available, so come check them out!)

I did find a clue about the HoodAmateurs growth rate, and it ain’t great. The latest material is listed out on the front page, and the most recently added scene has been online long enough to garner over a hundred thousand views. Given how much traffic they get, that could mean it was added a month ago and every single visitor watched it. That ain’t the case, though, because the oldest comment on the vid was posted ten months ago.

HoodAmateurs runs on user uploads and gets a fair volume of traffic, so I’m not sure what the issue is here. My guess is that new uploads get put into a moderation queue, and whoever runs the show has been slacking off. While that’s a bummer, it means there’s potentially a backlog of fresh videos just waiting for somebody to click the approval button. I’ve got my fingers crossed and my dick lubed up, and I’ll keep checking back.

And Some Whole-Ass Black DVDs, Too

Even though it’s been a while since Hood Amateurs last added a movie, the stash is still big enough that I wasn’t sure where to dig in for my official fap test. Since the joint’s got some surprisingly long amateur movies, I decided to reshuffle the pile by Longest and settle in for an extended fap break.

Incidentally, I couldn’t help noticing the different sorting options offered for reshuffling the stack. Most of them are pretty standard, like Popularity, Rating, Longest and most Discussed. They’ve also got an option to show the most Downloaded movies first. The thing is, there’s no Download button and I couldn’t figure out any easy way of saving the files, so I’m not sure why they included that option.

The longest movie on the site has an apparent runtime of over twenty hours, but I assume that’s some kind of glitch. That vid only has a 33% popularity rating and didn’t even load for me, so it's probably just some bullshit. The site does, however, have a pretty healthy selection of amateur pornos running a good hour or two. Looks like I’ll be beating my dingdong for a while.

Ten-minute amateur scenes are way longer than the average homemade sex scene, so what do you call one that’s over an hour long? A lot of the longer movies here are actually full-length DVD rips, giving marathon wankers something to really sink their teeth into. If your productivity wasn’t ruined before, just wait.

The viewers of Hood Amateurs seem like they’re tough to please, because most of the longer vids have really poor user ratings. I decided to tune in to one called Big Booty Anal, partly because I like big butts and anal, and partly because it’s got the relatively high rating of 68%.

It's an hour-long video, opening with a montage of juicy badonkadonks jiggling and walking away from the camera. I skipped ahead a few minutes, landing on a butthole fingering scene with the dude seeing just how many digits he can fit in that lubed orifice. A minute later, a different girl was getting drilled up the cornhole, moaning loudly while her man asks how bad she wants it.

It’s clearly an older video based on the low resolution and overall old-school fidelity. Despite the pixels and the sometimes-fuzzy cinematography, it’s a nice collection of black-on-black butt-fucking scenes. Every time I flipped to another part of the video, I saw another ebony beauty getting nailed up the pooper.

Hood Amateurs has exactly what I love about hood chicks and amateur chicks. In every video I watched, the sex was wild and uninhibited, demonstrating an enthusiasm that’s just not as common in professionally shot films. When all the participants are horny as hell, attracted to each other, unashamed and sexually confident, you’re going to see some hot sex.

As I wrap up this review, I’m watching one of the Hood Amateurs Featured Videos out on the front page. It’s a shorter one, clocking in at just under a minute, but it’s another fine example of why I enjoyed my visit so much. This one’s a POV video of an ebony knockout with an enormous ass bouncing that thing on the lucky cameraman’s cock. I wish I knew her name so I could hire her for PornDudeCasting.

HoodAmateurs.com is a fantastic collection of free black porn, offering thousands of homemade sex scenes shot by some of the horniest motherfuckers out there. The site’s well-organized and expansive, with barely any spam to slow you down as you enjoy the show. If you’re into black chicks and amateur smut, I think you’re going to like this one.