What’s up, you naughty little gooner?! I wanna talk about the pandemic for a moment. That shit was a world-level event. And ever since 2019… Shit just ain’t the same anymore. Pretty much everything’s changed.
Even the fucking air feels different! Businesses were destroyed and created by the pandemic. But you know who really won? That’s right! Porn! The one constant in our human existence!
You can take away everything we got. You can make everyone sit inside for the rest of their lives, living on nothing but wine and take-out. Shit, you can even [God forbid] take away the fucking internet. As long as a guy has a cock, he’s gonna find some some to get off!
That’s just the reality of life! So, it should be no surprise to anyone that the pandemic pretty much opened up the fucking multiverse of whores on the internet. Since 2019, the world has seen more THOTs than anyone has ever seen in their life!
Just think about that! Seriously! Take a second and think about it. Up until this point, no one person has ever seen this number of sluts. It’s like COVID opened up a wormhole to a different dimension, and all the universe's sluts just flooded onto the internet!
Okay… That’s a little dramatic. But I’ve been looking at cam girls and Instagram hoes for a LONG time! So, just believe me when I say that’s exactly what it felt like! Now, you don’t even have to look too hard before you stumble on a girl trying to pimp herself out for money online.
The average person can find that kind of girl by total accident! Total fucking accident! Case and point: The girl we’ll be looking at today! Milasobolov! This is the type of girl you’ll find while scrolling on YouTube, looking to get into yoga. Yeah… She’s that kinda girl!
So, here’s another story… Mrs. Porndude and I just got done watching an ungodly amount of European reality TV. (It’s nice to know that they’re just as trashy as everyone else! Haha! Check out my Yara Nour blog if you wanna learn more about that!)
So she was looking to detox from all that brainrot. Turns out, she’s been getting into yoga lately. Real yoga! Not the type that guys like us are used to watching! You know… Those yoga pants aren’t actually supposed to turn you on!
They make them so that it’s easy to move in! But, if a girl has a fine ass in a pair of yoga pants, what can you do?! It just is what it is! Haha! All the girls giving tips on YouTube can’t avoid that reality… But there are some girls who just wanna use that to their advantage!
Like Milasobolov! The poses she does on her YouTube and Instagram channel are definitely not something you learn in a real class! I was pretty unsurprised when we came across her content… But that wasn’t gonna stop me from looking for more!
You see… Some of these yoga girls are fucking HOT! I mean fucking HOT! I’m talking 10/10 on a bad day! And Milasobolov happens to be one of those girls! And boy does she know it!
In my [LONG] time of watching porn, I’ve noticed that there’s a certain level of hotness that doesn’t ever actually make it to porn. Yup! It’s a thing! I’ve got it down to a science! Don’t get me wrong. Most of the girls you see in porn are hot.
But they’re not supermode hot. You know what I mean? The girls you’ll find in the porn world (the hot ones) are about sixes to eights. Now I know what you’re thinking! “Seriously? Sixes?!”
Let me tell you something… Six is NOT a bad number. Most of the girls you’ve ever been turned on by are sixes. Just think about it. A six is just slightly above average. Girls don’t have to be a fucking nines to be considered hot! That’s just unrealistic!
And when that six is doing things you can only ever dream about, it doesn’t matter that she isn’t a nine. Would you take a freaky six or a boring nine? Exactly! No one in their right mind would pass on a freaky six! That’s the kind of girl you should wanna end up with!
Anyway, like I was saying… Most of the girls in porn are sixes to eights. Every now and then, you’ll come across nines. I’m talking, Riley Reid, Kiki Minaj, Rae Lil Black… They might not be THE MOST famous girls in the game, but when you find girls like this, you’ll never forget them!
See… These girls are so wild in their videos, you barely even notice how hot or not hot they are! But I’ve seen more than enough girls to know the difference. And I’ve seen enough to know that the 10/10 girls are the type of girls who were SO fucking hot, they never needed to shake their ass once in their life! Not ONCE!
These girls usually end up as supermodels. You know… Vogue magazines, Yeezy fashion shows, setting absolutely IMPOSSIBLE standards for girls around the world. The furthest you’ll see them go is posting thirst traps on Instagram for extra attention.
But porn? Believe me… a 10/10 is A LOT rarer than you think. And I’ll tell you right now, Milasobolov is a 10/10.
And I know… I can hear you saying, “But PornDude… It’s totally subjective!” No, the fuck it’s not! I’ve seen more girls in porn than you’ve probably seen in real life! I’ve got fucking tenure in this shit. I know what I’m talking about!
When a 10/10 girl is doing porn when she could literally cruise through life on a millionaire’s paycheck, it’s safe to say that she’s an absolute freak! She’s this shit because she doesn’t wanna do anything else!
And that’s exactly what Milasobolov is! This Russian princess isn’t just trying to make simp money. She wants to make sure that every dude who stumbles on her yoga videos ends up having the time of their fucking lives!
Milasobolov OnlyFans First Look
You know… this was supposed to be a Fansly arc. But apparently, everyone on Fansly has an OnlyFans account. Honestly, I should have expected that. Pretty much every girl you find on Fansly started on OnlyFans first.
Fansly is where all the girls who were somehow too unhinged for OnlyFans end up. Fansly is to OnlyFans what Xvideos is to Pornhub. A lot edgier, full of even more degenerates, and sometimes A LOT more interesting content!
The number of likes and followers Milasobolov has on here did not surprise me in the fucking slightest. She’s got over 2 million likes. Which, statistically, means she’s got over 2 million subscribers.
Try not to think about how much money she’s making. Haha! I mean… She’s got more money than you’ll ever see in your life, just from existing! Anyway, it’s not like she’s just throwing a couple of nudes at her fans and calling it a day.
Milasobolov puts in the work! Like I said… This is what she wants to do! Once you subscribe, you’ll have access to over 2k photos and 100+ videos. And that’s not counting all the juicy content you’ll get in your DMs.
You’ll also have access to her DMs, custom content (Try not to think about how much that costs!), feet posts, AND you can watch her do yoga naked! Like I said, you’re gonna have the time of your fucking life! And you can enjoy all of that for $12.99.
Milasobolov Fansly First Look
Somehow, there’s way more content here with way less activity. I mean, I get that OnlyFans is the more popular platform, but holy shit! Talk about missing out!
On Milasobolov’s Fansly, you’ll have access to 4k+ photos and 150+ videos.
Literally double the content and all the services! The catch is that a lot of the content is behind tiered subscriptions. So, prepare to look at some big numbers!
1. Soft nudes! — $15: This tier gives you access to Milasobolov’s sexiest nudes that didn’t make it to Instagram. PLUS feet pics and access to her DMs!
2. Explicit nudes + discounted videos — $35: This tier gives you access to most of Milasobolov’s hottest content. The stuff you’ll have to pay for on OnlyFans!
3. All access + free videos (best value) — £200: This tier gives you access to EVERYTHING + priority messages and free content!
What I Like
Aside from the fucking avalanche of content, Milasobolov is genuinely one of the hottest girls on OnlyFans
and Fansly! I mean, this girl’s got everything going for her!
What I Don’t Like
You’ll find a lot of PPV here. For a girl
this hot… You gotta have some deep pockets.
Is It Worth The Price?
1. For OnlyFans: Yup! She’s even doing a
40% off deal right now! (Depending on when you’re reading this!) For THAT amount of content? You’d be crazy not to take that deal!
2. For Fansly: Eh… It’s pretty pricey… For that much content? Sure!
Conclusion
You might have just stumbled on a hot Russian babe doing yoga… You’re about to find out that she’s much, much, much, MUCH more than just that… Enjoy ;)
