Fem Flood! Ancient castles, roast dinners, and pubs that make it feel like you've just been transported back to the medieval period in a time machine. Yeah, I can finally remember my first time visiting the mystical lands of Great Britain from top to bottom to experience all of the mad, weird and wonderful stuff the place has to offer. However, there was one thing that put a literal dampener on my visit, that's for sure!
‘’Fuck me! Will this ever end?’’ I often found myself shouting while leaping from doorway to doorway and trying to avoid the seemingly relentless downpours that often plague this island nation. Holy shit, man, it really does rain a lot in the United Kingdom, so you have to find plenty of indoor activities to stay dry.
Luckily for me, I did indeed quickly find an indoor activity that I could enjoy in the UK to stay out of the rain. It was one that saw me hooking up with everything from 18+ teen Chav sluts to battle-hardened MILFs from Newcastle, all of whom could unleash the same kind of English mayhem in the bedroom that was on par with a sex-themed battle of Agincourt.
But while my main mission was to stay dry while travelling across the UK, I quickly found that it was even impossible inside the bedrooms of English women because, trust me, the women of these islands are often just as soaking wet as the fuckin’ weather is. Yep, there are more than a few squirters across the UK!
Did you know, though, that there’s even dedicated collections of premium British porn that are solely centered around the kind of UK sluts whose pussies can erupt like a fire hydrant in the middle of summer? Well, there is one of them called Faphouse.com/studios/femflood, and it's exactly that which I wanna submit to a soaking wet review today!
What is Faphouse.com/studios/femflood?
Faphouse.com/studios/femflood is a XXX fan club that is home to a collection of premium porn centred around British women who have been gifted with the kind of twats between their legs that can erupt with so much female ejaculate you will feel like you're drowning! At the time of writing, it was able to offer a collection of squirting smut that spanned more than 300 soaking wet videos.
But seeing as this is a premium collection of British squirting porn, you'll have to subscribe to one of their membership programs so that you can access it in full. When I wrote this review, the prices were around $14 a month for the standard month-to-month membership. However, this can work out as low as around $7 if you decide to sign up for an annual membership all at once with a block payment.
What’s the UK squirt porn like on Faphouse.com/studios/femflood?
Alright, do you have your waterproof jacket handy? Not to mention a snorkelling set? I sure as shit hope so because it's time for me to take a look at some of the wettest squirting smut that Faphouse.com/studios/femflood can bring our way!
1. High Heeled Blondie Tied Up and Made to Gush - Cameron Amor takes the lead in the scene as she poses on a BDSM bed fitted with black sheets and is totally bound and helpless. Wearing nothing but a pair of slutty black high heels, we see her male Dom stepping into action to subject her exposed twat to some of the most intense vibrations imaginable, and she has to sit there and writhe around as her pussy is thrown into the most intense squirting orgasms you've ever seen. They often get so fuckin’ intense that Cameron actually breaks the bondage chains she is in because she is flailing around in the bed so damn much. Fuck, watching those hot jets of squirts come flying out at rapid speed is just immense!
2. Katie’s First 18+ Teen Squirt - This is easily one of the cutest squirting videos to be found within the collection on Faphouse.com/studios/femflood because we get to see an 18-year-old brunette with an adorable face who is invited to spread her legs over a massive armchair and toy with her pussy using the kind of vibrating gadgets that she has never come face-to-face before. This girl has never squirted it before in her life, but she is given the right kind of instructions from the porn producers filming to ensure that it happens and this is a magical moment where you got to witness the very first time she undergoes a female ejaculation session and the look of pride on her face when she drenches the armchair in her love juices is something you'll find yourself replying time and time again.
3. The Wand Wank - This trashy British blonde MILF is eager to spread her legs over a massive white leather couch to show you the kind of meaty pussy that looks like it has undoubtedly seen a lot of action over the years. But while it might have seen a lot of fucking, there's been no man who's been able to make her squirt so far. In this porno, though, you get to see a magic moment when it happens for the very first time. This blonde British Chav MILF subjects her cunt to the full force of a vibrating wand, and you can see the moment that the realisation sits in her pussy is about to explode, and explode it does, drenching that white leather couch in so much crystal clear spray that you feel your tongue involuntarily rolling out for the chance to lick it all up.
The design of the site
Faphouse.com/studios/femflood starts with a captivating profile picture that shows a girl with her legs behind her head and exploding with female ejaculate. You can also find the title and expandable bio here, which sums up the kinds of content you can come face-to-face with within. Alongside the bio is a string of buttons allowing you to do everything from sign up as a subscriber to send a message to the fan club and more.
As a collection begins, you'll see a set of buttons showing you how many photos and videos are contained within it. There are also filters allowing us to narrow down the content according to the newest and those that are trending the most. This is also where you'll see some suggested search terms related to the genre, such as redhead, anal, and vibrating clit wands.
The video collection on Faphouse.com/studios/femflood displays its squirting porn scenes horizontally in sets of five. Each scene comes with a thumbnail, title, duration, and a pre-roll preview, but you can get access to it if you just hover your cursor over the video’s featured image.
Towards the lower half of the page on Faphouse.com/studios/femflood, you'll see three sections that cover everything from the featured porn channels that can be found within his collection, related channels that are connected to the squirting genre, and pornstars whom you will no doubt like if you enjoy the kind of content that Femflood has to offer.
What I like most about it
Over 300 videos of British bitches squirting all over their bedrooms/porn studios is the kind of collection that can keep you entertained for ages. And that's precisely what you'll be getting your horny hands on if you decide to sign up as a member of this fan club, because that's precisely how many videos it has at the time of writing, and it's definitely not a small collection.
Faphouse.com/studios/femflood also knows how to keep the fans on their toes by keeping the range of themes and settings within its content portfolio as diverse as fuck. You also find a vivid range of women starring within it, from fresh-faced 18-year-olds to battle-hardened MILFs with the kind of pussies that can suck a man’s soul out and turn their bedrooms into swimming pools.
Faphouse.com/studios/femflood hasn't dropped the ball on the fan club bio at the top of the page, unlike many other porn fan clubs on Faphouse. Sure, it might be a little bit on the short side, but it does a fine job of summing up what you can come face-to-face with in this collection, and it's well written and free of typos.
What I don’t like
Faphouse.com/studios/femflood is definitely ticking a lot of boxes with its squirting British porn arsenal overall. Still, there was one thing that I found was a little bit lacklustre on the fan club, and that was a handful of video titles that didn't really drive home the kind of content you can expect to find within.
Suggestions I have for Faphouse.com/studios/femflood
Yeah, the only thing that I could suggest for the people running the fan club over at Faphouse.com/studios/femflood is to ensure that every video title is as punchy and dirty as possible to ensure that anybody who feast their eyes when I can't resist clicking on the video to watch it full because some of them, such as ones like ‘’Megan Cole & Latina Kay’’ or ‘’Finale’’, don’t hit home as hard as the likes of ‘'busty brunette Trixie toying with pussy and squirting in the bed.’
Conclusion
Aside from a smattering of slightly lacklustre titles here and there, Faphouse.com/studios/femflood is otherwise an impressive collection of British squirting porn featuring a wide range of women whose pussies can transform into a slutty fire hydrant at the push of a vibrating button. It's well worth throwing yourself headfirst into if you're keen to see whether it’s true that the women of Great Britain have slits that are just as wet as the nation's weather.
