Wife Bucket

When I first heard of WifeBucket, I half expected it to be a new Multi-Level Marketing scheme that lets stay-at-home moms sell glittery, colorful plastic pails in their free time. Maybe that’s just the cynic in me, because the actual site is a whole lot more fun than your sister-in-law trying to guilt you into another order. In fact, you might even see your sister-in-law naked if you’re lucky enough.

WifeBucket.com calls itself The Home of Homemade Porn, which is exactly the kind of big-dicked brag I expect from a smut peddler. Hell, I’ve got a couple dozen joints reviewed on my list of Premium Amateur Porn Sites here at ThePornDude, and I bet a lot of them would make a similar claim. Wife Bucket does pull a few hundred thousand visits a month, though, which tells me there’s got to be something in there that keeps the fans coming. I’ve been horny as hell all morning, so it seemed like a good day to find out what exactly that is.

What is a Wife Bucket, Anyway?

As soon as I hit the tour page, I could tell WifeBucket wasn’t going to be your typical amateur site. The imagery is crisp and clear, with some really professional shots featured front and center. The layout, too, looks fresh, shiny and modern as hell. I was a little surprised to learn the site has been around since 2009, because most surviving sites of the era tend to show their age in obvious ways. They’ve clearly kept up with the times, and as a porn webmaster and consumer, I really appreciate their commitment to the user experience.

But what really defines the user experience on an adult site? Sure, you should always shoot for attractive design and convenient interface, but at the end of the day, it’s the masturbatory potential that really makes or breaks a website like this one. You can’t really jack off to a layout, no matter how hard up you are.

That’s where the porno comes in. Wife Bucket offers a nice variety of homemade sex movies. The latest updates plastered across the front page include women masturbating in the tub, young 18+ couples getting their fuck on, cheating MILFs next door, blindfolded cuckold blowjobs and even threesomes. It certainly ain’t full of the low-grade vertical iPhone scenes people love uploading to the free tubes.

There’s a dropdown menu of tags in the header, and it looks like they cover most of the same bases you’d find on a professionally shot porno site. Anal, cumshots, orgies and public sex are all on the menu, so you don’t have to limit your options just because you want to see legit girls next door.

I was hoping for some more sneak peeks, but all the “Play” buttons on the thumbnails lead straight to the signup page. That kind of bait-and-switch is a pet peeve of mine, but hasn’t been surprising for a while. Porn paysite tour pages are the only places where a sideways triangle doesn’t necessarily activate media. They do have a two-minute sample montage, featuring snippets of threesomes, tit wanks, dick rides and public humping. It certainly got me excited enough to dig deeper into the Wife Bucket.

That’s One Deep Bucket of Wives

How much would you pay to see your neighbor naked? That’s a trick question and you don’t need to answer it, but if she’s hot, I bet the answer is more than thirty bucks. I ain’t saying your neighbor is on WifeBucket.com, but if she is, that’s what it’ll cost to see her. Like most premium porn, including my own PornDudeCasting, WifeBucket is thirty bones a month, with discounts on longer memberships.

I don’t usually mention the short trial memberships on these sites, but WifeBucket offers one of the best trial offers I’ve seen anywhere. Not only does their 7-day, $10 trial not rebill like almost every other site, but it includes unlimited downloads. If you’re a collector, you could make a mad dash and stock up for a third of what you’d pay for a regular membership.

By the numbers, WifeBucket.com has over 10,000 videos. That’s a lot more than you get from your average premium porno spot, and the run times are considerably better than the average amateur flicks you find on the free tubes. With volume like this, I was half expecting a library of two-minute blowjobs and three-minute threesomes. Turns out they mostly run ten to twenty minutes long. That’s shorter than your average professional scene, but longer than most homemade stuff.

They’ve also got over 15,000 amateur porno photo albums. Galleries are another element I don’t always mention when I’m reviewing paysites. I can’t count the number of sites I’ve seen that include endless galleries of auto-generated screengrabs from their movies. In most cases, I think the galleries are just meant to make sites look bigger. At Wife Bucket, they’re one of the main draws because they’re gorgeous, naked, and most importantly, real.

I’m not sure if WifeBucket.com has a very defined release schedule, but they drop a fair amount of content every week. They don’t include precise upload dates for some reason, but the most recent four videos were all added in the last week. With a collection of this size, they obviously ain’t slacking.

Shaking My Dick at Somebody’s Wife

Deciding where to begin my official fap test is one of the hardest parts of my job, no matter if I’m reviewing a regular ol’ tube or a premium library like this one. With over ten thousand movies to choose from, you might say I had my work cut out for me. That’s why I decided to just keep it simple and start with the most recent video added to the collection.

It's a ten-minute blowjob scene with a couple hot chicks and one lucky dude filming while he gets his pole smoked, aptly titled They Take Turns On His Cock With Their Slutty Mouths. The video started playing as soon as I hit Play, with no apparent buffering before the black-haired girl started bobbing her head on that ding-dong. She’s clearly had some practice, adding a little head twist for extra stimulation.

They pass the shaft back and forth. While one girl’s got it in her mouth, the other will lick the guy’s balls and caress his body. The picture is well lit and clear as fuck, a stark contrast from the pixelly amateur vids you find on a lot of sites. As far as amateur porn goes, this is on the more polished end of the spectrum, leaning a little bit into professional territory. It looks like they’ve got high standards for inclusion, which is fucking fantastic for the end masturbator like you and me.

I bet this ain’t the dude’s first time getting sucked off by two lovely ladies, either. He stays hard for the whole ride but doesn’t pop until the end. Speaking from experience, I’d say that takes at least a little practice, or maybe some chemical enhancement. I’m a fucking professional at it, but a lot of dudes are either going to get so excited they nut right away or so nervous they can’t quite perform.

It's a hot enough scene that I wanted to save it for the permanent spank bank. WifeBucket includes downloads with the regular membership. So many sites have ditched downloadable files or started charging extra for them that I always have to mention this now. Downloads were coming back everywhere for a while, but I feel like OnlyFans fucked it up for the rest of us when they got popular enough to set the trends.

WifeBucket.com is definitely worth a look if you’re into homebrew porn but wish the production values were a little better. The flicks here have that amateur enthusiasm that’s hard to fake with professionally shot scenes, but without the abysmal runtimes, shaky cameras or toaster-quality picture you get with most DIY pornography. Not only are the movies great, but the collection is fucking massive, with over 10,000 videos and galleries spanning a wide range of homemade perversion. The previews are minimal, but that two-minute sample out front offers a nice taste of what’s in store within.