Aloha Tube Gloryhole! Some of you fuckers already know this site is one of the best dick-stroking destinations online to see a slew of sluts stopping by for a truck stop push pop. I can't blame a horny broad for being hungry. And we all know the best place in the world to get a good mouthful of meat is at the local gloryhole — the chick-fil-atio, as I call it. Hell, you've seen enough of these videos to understand what's going on here; nothing but dome from dirty dimes and backs blown out through a mysterious hole in the wall.
I've always loved gloryhole videos. Many motherfuckers might call these girls whores for willingly sucking a stranger's stiffy. But to me, these have to be the most courteous cumsluts on the planet. Whether she's in the bathroom or the back of a shady adult store, I'm sure we can all agree that a girl giving a mouth hug to a hung motherfucker on the spot is the most endearing way to greet a man. And depending on the scene, a good ol' knob slob is not the only thing these thots are doing.
Sometimes, you'll see a petite chick in a prone position with her ass fully exposed through a large wall cutout while cocks take turns smashing her snatch. Other times, it's a whole group of lusty ladies spit-shining random rods until they shoot off rounds of thick sack sauce. You get the picture, perverts. There are thousands of porn scenes with girls in all sorts of gloryhole scenarios, and if you want to see over 60,000 of them, you're in a perfect place to wank and watch on Aloha Tube. Of course, as great as this pervy paradise is, it doesn't come without its cons.
So, before you beat your meat with cumsluts at the cock-sucking clinic, I wanted to give you gooners my thoughts on the good, the bad, and the ugly of Aloha Tube's gloryhole category. I've busted big nuts here, but they didn't come without overlooking some flaws that you fuckers will face from fapping here. Still, 60,000 videos across 600+ pages — that's a goddamn gloryhole goldmine! Plus, you perverts have probably visited worse websites to find a special sample fap flick that left your computer needing a factory reset. And it was worth the wank, right? I'd say the same damn thing about Aloha Tube's gloryhole videos. Here's what to expect, fappers!
Shitty design, minimal filters, and a goldmine of gloryhole videos
I'm not going to jump straight into the cons, but I have to start by telling you fuckers just how unsexy this site looks. Now, I didn't come here for hog handling over a well-designed website layout — you can go to that other gooning geek for a review like that. Unlike that nerd, I came here for the pussy pounding and face-fucking. Still, as I've said before about Aloha Tube, the off-green and purple color scheme has to fucking go. How about a bright green and blue? Anything but that nasty-ass shit green color would do the trick.
If you've been here before, you already know they have the video part down. But let me rewind for the newbies. Aloha Tube is a porn aggregator. That means you won't be able to watch most videos directly here on Aloha Tube. Some videos can be watched here, but most of them have links in the thumbnails to other porn tube sites (some shadier than others) to watch the free sample videos. Despite the ugly-ass layout, Aloha Tube is a simple site. Overall, it runs smoothly on mobile and desktop. Most site features aren't left out on mobile, except for two — the "Top Rated" and "New Movies" filters.
At the top of the page, there's a search bar. On mobile, you also have a button to change the video grid to show one video at a time as you scroll. Even though they're out of place, in my opinion, at the bottom of the page, you get a shit load of categories — I'm talking hundreds, each filled with thousands of video links. Speaking of video links, here in the gloryhole category, you'll see some familiar studios you've probably pounded your pecker with before, such as Gloryhole Secrets, Reality Kings, First Gloryhole, and more.
Over 60,000 videos across 600+ pages
Here on Aloha Tube, you'll see thousands of sluts at the local sperm-swallowing salon. Since I'm such a fan of gloryholes, I figured I'd tell you about two of my favorite pornstars from Aloha Tube's gloryhole category, starting with one of the best MILFs in porn, Cory Chase. I've always thought she throats dick better than half of the hot new nymphos who've only been doing porn for a few years now. They don't have that same enthusiasm as a cock-hungry cougar. The younger girls (18+) have something to prove, but Cory is just doing this shit for the love of it.
You fuckers can find that video under the title "Busty Blonde MILF Nerd Cory Chase Gets Cum On Face and Cum On Tits In Oral Sex Video." You're welcome, wankers! How about another one? I highly suggest you strokers also check out Katie Cummings' cock-sucking skills from a Lethal Hardcore sample video that links to Hell Porno. However, Hell Porno is one of those sites that has pop-ups and redirects.
I suggest wanking with that one on your laptop/desktop. You'll be able to hit the exit button on that pop-up window more easily, so it doesn't give your phone a fucking STD. I don't know if you remember Katie Cummings, but she was a nasty nympho in the 2010s that did it for my dick. The video is only about five minutes, but I didn't want to miss mentioning it to you motherfuckers. Plus, you may find more of her slurping sack juice or getting her snatch smashed in another gloryhole scene here on Aloha Tube, and then you can thank me later, my dudes!
More pros from Aloha Tube's gloryhole category
I've already told you fuckers about many of the pros, but to reiterate, here's what you're getting from Aloha Tube's gloryhole category. First, as I said, this category is stacked like a stall full of cocks waiting to get sucked —
with over 60,000 gloryhole links ready for your next nut. You'll find a solid mix of amateur clips and sample scenes from pro studios that have perfected the art of anonymous oral. Whether it's a classic cum-worthy video from the 2010s or a newer clip with that high-definition head game, this collection will give you gooners years' worth of wanking material.
And even though the site's outdated as fuck, Aloha Tube is simple to use whether you're on mobile or desktop, and that's what counts for you cock-jerkers if you're looking at the big picture. Plus, there's not a bunch of unnecessary shit in the way cock-blocking you from the videos, such as ads, which are typically at the bottom of the page. And even though some video links take you to shady-ass shitholes across the internet, some of the videos you'll find play from other sites on Aloha Tube's video player.
Cons: limited video filters, ugly site design, and tube site ads
Aloha Tube is not all gluck-gluck and glory. Before your boner blasts off, you need to know about a few things that are holding Aloha Tube's gloryhole category back. First off, the filters are damn near useless. All you get is "Top Rated" and "New Movies" — that's it. There's no way to sort by length, quality, studio, or even position. So, if you're looking for a specific style of hole-pounding action — like a standing BJ or a prone bone with five guys and one girl — good fucking luck scrolling through dozens of pages trying to find that shit. Then there's the design — holy shit, it looks like something straight out of 2008. That puke-green and purple color scheme is fucking unforgivable.
And while it technically works on mobile and desktop, there's no finesse to it — just bare-bones and a few navigation buttons tossed together. And finally, let's talk about the external links. Most of the videos redirect you to third-party tube sites, which isn't the issue — the issue is that a lot of them are riddled with pop-ups and redirects that'll make you regret using an incognito browser. Good luck getting that fucking video back unless you know exactly where the hell it is. And when you start clicking into sketchier domains like Hell Porno, be ready to slap that 'X' button faster than your meat, fuckers!
Visit Aloha Tube for gloryhole galore!
At the end of the day, Aloha Tube's gloryhole category is a collection of hole-hopping hotties giving head and receiving anonymous ass and pussy pounding. It's a damn shame that the design is dated with barely any filters — just two fucking options. I'd like to see Aloha Tube crack down on shit like that in the future. Still, when you've got over 60,000 videos of cum-thirsty thots slobbering on a stranger's shaft through bathroom walls and dark booths, I'm sure you dick-strokers will deal with the bullshit and find that perfect video for massaging your meat. It's a dirty job, but every day, thousands of jerk-offs visit Aloha Tube — it might as well be you, too. Happy fapping, fuckers!
