Phone A Mommy

Do you want to Phone a Mommy today? I’m not talking about the lady who popped you out of her snatch, though I’m sure she always appreciates a call from time to time. You can’t suck on your old lady’s tit anymore, but the rules are little bit different with the mamas we’ll be meeting today. When I say “meet”, I mean it in a more intimate way than just gawking at her nudes, fapping to her vids, or pretending she’s really the one answering her OnlyFans messages. These mommies are ready to whisper sweet nothings directly into your ears, unless it’s something kinkier you’re after today. Are you a bad boy who needs a spanking from a dommy mommy?

PhoneAMommy.com is a kickass brand name that could have been used to sell all kinds of adult content, but the title is a bit more literal than most. They’re offering mommy-themed phone sex chat, bringing a timeless niche to a classic format. I’m excited to tell you pervs that I’ve actually teamed up with the site to bring you guys something extra special, so make sure to click my link to get access to all my girls and all my deals. You can actually dial 1-800-614-4932 to jump in right now, or read on if you want some deets before you bust out your phone and your wallet.

Sexy, Kinky, Dirty Talking Mommies

You don’t have to be a regular here at ThePornDude to guess that I’m always on the cutting edge of pornography. I’ve been watching VR fuck flicks in my futuristic sex helmet since they hit the market, and lately I’ve been testing out AI porn platforms nearly every day. In this ever-changing world of masturbatory content, I’m sometimes surprised that formats like phone sex still exist. Some of the younger wankers out there hate calling anyone and using their actual voice for anything, let alone something as intimate as this.

Those who have tried, of course, understand why it’s so fucking hot. One of my favorite things is that there are no ugly girls in phone sex, your mind painting in all the missing details in explicit, beautiful detail. I’m not saying the operators at PhoneAMommy are uggos, just that you’ll never catch them on a bad hair day, wearing the wrong outfit, or anything else. The platform also prides itself on being a no-taboo experience, stating right in the FAQ that you can talk about whatever the hell you want.

That said, there are some themes that line up with the title. The talk can get super kinky here, delving into deep-niche fetishes like diapers (AB/DL), grannies, midgets, and spankings. The girls list their specialties below their headshots, and you’ll find a smorgasbord of perversion like facesitting, forced guilt play, taboo family stuff, pregnancy fantasies, hypnosis and so much more.

This is a good point to point out that you can Phone a Mommy via Skype or your regular phone. Microsoft is actually phasing out Skype right now, but I imagine they’ll roll things over to Teams like everyone else who uses the app. The number for Porn Dude visitors is 1-800-614-4932, which will connect you with my dispatcher, Lola. She’s a real doll, and can even help find the right girl for you. PhoneAMommy.com takes calls from around the world, so check the website for details about international calling.

What Kind of Mommy Do You Need Tonight?

PhoneAMommy has a special spread of Mommies for my Porn Dude peeps, and wait till you see who’s available. You’ve got your pick of dozens of gals in all shapes, sizes and colors, with all kinds of kinks. Honestly, one of my only complaints about the whole setup is that they only have a few broad ranges of chicks. They’re great categories, sure, but some filters would be useful, as would a search bar for typing in that ultra-specific fetish of yours. There’s a crazy wide range here.

The broad breakdown of broads includes Mommies, Grannies, Mature Mommies, BDSM, Trannies, Diaper Girls and Midgets. As you can imagine, some of these shelves are more fully stocked than others. If you want to Phone a Mommy old enough to be your mom’s mom, you’ve got a handful of options. On the other hand, the regular Mommy aisle is stocked to the gills with lactating mommies, disciplinarians, horny aunts and stepsisters.

Once you choose your favorite chick, you can either hit the Call button or dial 1-800-614-4932. That’ll connect you to Lola, who will take your billing info and hook you up with your minutes before passing you along to your operator of choice. You can also pay online, an easier option for those who are already nervous about using a real phone. PhoneAMommy.com accepts credit cards, crypto, Cash App and Venmo.

Phone sex prices are one of the most stable things in the world. No shit, the rates here are about what they were charging in the porno-magazine phone sex ads literally decades ago, and in some cases they’re much better. If you’re using my special Porn Dude link and cashing in on the specials, rates can go as low as $1.50 per minute! Even if you miss the deals, the regular price for a one-girl call is just a penny under two bucks a minute. Seriously, ask your grandpa how much he paid in his day. Oh, and don’t forget to say the magic words, “I love PornDude Mommies,” for a special rate.

You’re not limited to chatting with just one PhoneAMommy at any given moment. They’ve also got two-girl calls and text sessions available. Both feel like a damn good value, even compared to that generous regular price. It’s only $3.49 a minute to talk dirty to dual mommies, while text sessions are just $1.49 a minute. The latter has an obvious bottleneck with regards to response time, so hopefully your mommy ain’t clumsy with her thumbs. I’m not sure I’d pick a granny for this one, what with the arthritis and all. (Just kidding—text to speech is a thing these days!)

If you want Mommy to call you, consider scheduling a Bedtime Call. Instead of phoning a mommy, you can have one phone you whenever you want. Choose a mommy or a nanny, an ABDL story, or whatever makes for the perfect, customized bedtime routine. Again, the younger folks may need to train themselves not to cower in terror when the phone rings. Trust me, it’s worth it to pick up, at least this time! This Mommy ain’t going to ask about the job search…

And Some Free Diaper Vids While You’re Here

Everything I’ve written about so far is available in the Porn Dude section of Phone A Mommy, but they do have some interesting, fun and noteworthy perks if you go exploring the rest of the platform. I think I’ve got the best girls listed beneath my logo, but you’ll find others out front.

There’s also a free Phone a Mommy online chat. Unless you’re brand new to the internet, you already know free ain’t always completely free, though I think they’re pretty generous here. If things get hot and heavy, don’t get surprised when you need to enter your credit card digits to continue.

If you’ve come here for the diaper girls, don’t forget to check out the free ABDL videos. It’s a deeper niche than just general mommy talk, but it’s always been one of PhoneAMommy’s specialties. It’s a relatively slim free library, but it hits a lot of the boxes if you’re a certain type of kinkster. There’s even some on-camera milking into a bottle, so drink up, boys!

While phone sex ain’t half as common as it was before the internet age, PhoneAMommy.com is a great example of why it still has its enthusiasts. The platform would work great as an all-purpose phone sex site, and it arguably does, but the focus on mommy kinks is what really makes the place special. You can chat with dozens of these women right now, exploring fantasies that you’d never bring up with your wife or your actual Mommy, so what are you waiting for?