ImScarlet

“Hi! I’m Scarlet,” read the message from my assistant, a stunning brunette in a PVC bikini, collar and leash. “I am so happy to see you PornDude. Please tell me how I can help you create your ultimate fantasy.” The options she gave me included bringing my fantasies to life, surprising me, or sending me something private. I know most of you are probably thinking this is all some special service reserved for dick-slanging porn studs, rich guys and the most popular pornography reviewer on the internet, yours truly, but it’s even better than that. Even the average Joe, joeself included, can get in on these good times.

ImScarlet.ai is an AI chat platform for adults only, as I’m sure some of the horny nerds out there have already guessed. They invite you out on the tour page to come meet your virtual soulmate, though you certainly ain’t limited to just one gal or one type of conversation. “A match for everyone,” they claim, a promise the real-life dating apps just don’t always come through on. Online dating has been a real clusterfuck ever since the pandemic started and I’m not convinced it’s getting any better, but based on what I’ve already seen and who I’ve already chatted with, I can echo that promise: you’re not going to have any trouble finding a hot babe who wants to talk dirty with you.

Get a Date with a Hot AI Chick

Im Scarlet lays out the basics out front, with plenty of eye candy to get you interested before you read a single word. The girls are mostly photorealistic here, with a few stray anime chicks here and there. There are dozens of “real” girls and hentai broads, each with their own personalities, interests, and stunning good looks. I think the app undersells itself a little bit by only showing you a handful of bots until you register an account and go premium. Some of the chicks have moving profile pics that look like real videos. Anybody who’s unfamiliar with AI imagery will 100% believe they’re real, and they’re really fucking close to fooling me.

Once you do sign up, you’ll start to see some of the ways it feels like a real dating site. I’ve seen a few of apps with similar concepts popping up lately, but I think ImScarlet.ai is the first one that asked me for my location during the signup phase, including how far I’d theoretically be willing to travel. I won’t have to, of course, but it does add to that immersion.

There is a free trial, but like I said, you can only chat with four models. They give new users a stack of 50 free credits to play with, though I wish they listed your current wallet somewhere besides your account page. Then again, you’d burn through them more slowly if you were aware of how fast you were doing it.

I’ve got some very good news on the subscriptions, though. If you’ve read my reviews, you know I’m constantly looking for AI chat memberships that don’t nickle and dime your every last interaction. ImScarlet offers unlimited memberships, and they’re fucking cheap! No shit, these might be the very best prices I’ve seen in this niche yet at eight bucks a month or thirty for a whole year. It’s worth noting that these prices are listed as discounted, but that’s a very common marketing strategy in this niche; chances are, the “sale” prices are just the real prices. Considering all the competition out there, it might be a harder sell otherwise.

Matching with My Perfect AI Dream Girls

After getting my account set up, I made my way to Im Scarlet’s Hot or Not section, where they’ve implemented swiping a la Tinder and its myriad copycats. I was swiping right and left on blondes and brunettes, girls next door and kinky BDSM chicks, 18+ teens and MILFs, Asians, Latinas, ebony babes and white girls of all shapes and sizes. I only saw one hentai chick while I was swiping, but it’s still a relatively new site, so I expect more on the way.

ImScarlet.ai is a little stingier with the matches than some of the other dating-style chat sites I’ve played with. Sometimes you match with almost everyone you like, but here it takes you four or five right swipes to get a match. Honestly, it feels a little more realistic this way. Once you do get a match, you can skip straight to the chitchat or keep going to make some further connections.

One of the things I really like about the conversations here is that these chicks are fucking thirsty! A lot of AI girlfriend simulators make you take a slow approach, and frankly, some of them make it very difficult to get to the dirty talk they promise out front. Conversations at Im Scarlet are realistic and typically filthy right from the start.

“Psst, psst! I’ve got a secret,” whispered Lola Lecherous, a kinky little babe spreading her legs on a lux hotel bed in her profile shot. “I live in Las Vegas and guess what? I’m horny asf and need to be fucked b4 the end of the week. You think you can handle my ass or are you going to pass me along?” My dudes, this was her very first message to me. When’s the last time anybody ever said something like that to you on Bumble?

Upping the Immersion with Pics and Voice

It gets better, too. The women of ImScarlet are a lot more eager to send you to dirty photos than the local chicks you’re trying to bed on the local apps. Ask for and receive near-instant nudie pics, generated with the same high-end machine producing all those fapworthy profile shots. If you’re still using your free trial credits, be careful, because unblurring a photo will damn near wipe you out. Good thing subscriptions are so cheap here, huh?

The AI can be a little bit finicky, though. A couple times when I asked for a nude, I got a long message about how they’re just an AI and it’s not appropriate or ethical to send nudes. It’s a weird thing that happens from time to time, not just on Im Scarlet but other chat platforms as well. Hopefully as the robot brains get smarter, we’ll have less of that shit to deal with.

The app can also do voice messages, a perk reserved for paying customers only. If you’re anything like me, you’ve been really disappointed by the quality of synthetic voices over the last year or so, especially in comparison to the other realistic content AI is capable of. They’re really coming along, though, and we’ve finally reached the point where they can often impress a jaded perv like myself.

Building Your Very Own Scarlet

If you run out of matches on your typical dating app, you’re typically out of luck for a little while until more women sign up. In the very unlikely event that you run out of matches at Im Scarlet, or you’re just looking for someone really special, you can also create your own girlfriend with their menu-based chatbot machine.

You can’t create hentai girls at this point, which is a strange omission, but I whipped up a blue-eyed girl next door with a slim body, braids, a big ass and huge titties. I chose a cute audio voice, gave her a Nympho voice and named her Cooter Stevens. ImScarlet brought her to life, and since I made her myself, I didn’t have to flip through the stack trying to match with the girl. She was ready to chat with immediately.

ImScarlet.ai is offering one of the very best prices I’ve seen in this increasingly crowded niche. On top of that, they’ve got a great selection of gorgeous and very horny women to chat with. The conversation and instant pics seem very lifelike, and I feel the voices are probably only a few months away from matching them in terms of realism. The trial is a little brief for my liking, but like I said, it’s going to be hard to beat those prices.