Mrs Honey

Mrs. Honey "leaked" OnlyFans porn & nudes? Nope. If you spend a lot of time on Instagram looking for dimes on the discovery page, I bet you've scrolled past this slut before. Mrs. Honey is a Polish chick that I stumbled upon while scrolling through Instagram. After seeing one of her videos where she was cosplaying, I knew I had to see her nude! The crazy thing about this cumslut is that Mrs. Honey looks like a Polish girl I smashed on my journey through Europe back in 2010. Hell, she even brought her friend with her after getting a dose of Porn Dude dick, and of course, we turned it into a threesome. Who in their right mind would turn down my dick? As you can tell, I’ve been stuffing chicks with my stiffy long before I started this site, fuckers.

Now, when I'm not fucking chicks for Porn Dude Casting and find a thot like Mrs. Honey, I can't help but rip a quick jerk so that I can assess her online presence to tell you fuckers all about her. That's what this is all about. Some of you strokers stay online more than I do and probably already know who she is. But if you don't, by the end of reading my rants about her social media, OnlyFans, and some other shit she's doing, you'll know her better than what all the other wankers in the porn space are saying about her. Outside of her exclusive content, Mrs. Honey is the most popular on Instagram, where she has over 100,000 followers and makes promo videos while wearing sexy outfits.

I'm sure you fuckers will eventually follow her to get the dick juices flowing, and she's also on a few other social media sites that I'll get more into later. But for now, I want to make sure you gooners have a grasp on what she's doing on OnlyFans and more about what she'll do for you fappers when you start jerking your junk with her content. I don't know how much you dudes know about Polish chicks, but they're some of the hottest sluts you'll find. And if you’re curious to learn more, you're in the right spot, my dudes. Don’t worry, dick-strokers — Mrs. Honey will take good care of you horny bastards, and pretty soon you'll be shooting your man sauce right at the fucking screen!

Petite Polish baddie with a perfect body

I want you wankers to know what your dick is being dealt here, so with that said, let's talk about Mrs. Honey's perfect Polish body! The first thing you'll notice about Mrs. Honey is that she's not super curvy like some of the other cumsluts I talk about. Instead, her body can best be described as 'pretty girl skinny.' For those who don't know what the hell that means, the best way I can describe it is that she has a cheerleader's body — not the type that is also a gymnast, though. She's not one of those beautiful bitches with a BBL or massive melons, and she honestly doesn't need to be, either.

Hell, as much as I love fucking those dimes, sometimes the best type of babes to smash are the ones who are simply fit, fine as fuck, and petite. That's the best way I would describe Mrs. Honey. She gives off rich girl vibes, the type that looks like she has a rich daddy who doesn't know she’s making her money by making motherfuckers bust a nut online. Her tits look to be about a B-cup, but they could go for a C-cup as well — they don't seem like they'd be much more than that at all. Some of you fuckers like that and would rather have a nice handful instead of ginormous G-cups that remind you of your grandma's saggy titties that take up her whole fucking torso.

As for her ass, as I said, it's not big like some of these sluts you'll see with a BBL, but at least it's all-natural, and she even has a little wiggle when she walks. The best thing about her ass is that even though it doesn't pop out with all that extra plumpness that you'll often see on other bitches, it has some width to it, which matters just as much to me. I think chicks like this deserve more praise from you perverts. I could see her being in a Nubiles porno. She's not eighteen or nineteen, but she still looks young enough (18+) to where she could play a college-age cumslut. Could you fuckers see it? Hell, honestly, if she did do mainstream porn, I'd have her on Porn Dude Casting before any other company in the biz!

Mrs. Honey's OnlyFans overview

Now for what you wankers came for, let's talk about Mrs. Honey's OnlyFans account, which shows a lot more than I thought she would. At first, I thought Mrs. Honey was going to be one of those bitches who only showed content that was just a little bit hotter than the shit you see on social media. Now I realize that Mrs. Honey does a little bit of everything over here, and she even tells what you perverts have to look forward to in her bio. In her bio, Mrs. Honey says, "Hello, welcome to my premium profile — take my word that I'll care for you like no one else." Then, she tells you what you horny bastards can expect to see from her regularly.

When you subscribe to Mrs. Honey, you'll get new content every day, which is typically a mix of selfies, nudes, and lewd videos, such as her showing you fuckers how she can spend an entire afternoon playing with her dildo collection. She's also pretty damn responsive as well, which is ideal for those gooners who want to connect with this thot in the DMs. I guess it depends on how smooth you are, and if you're as slick as me, at least you'll know it's her doing the messaging and not some lame-ass agency. She also guarantees the hottest PPV, which means you'll see her nude, but you'll have to pay most of the time.

Don't worry, dick-strokers — she'll make it fucking worth it! There's also a chance for you perverts to request custom content if she's not posting what you prefer to see, and you can even get VIP packages, cock ratings, and more. She's also down for sexting, and she doesn't just type my dudes — she's also an audio message type of chick, so you can hear her voice and how fucking horny she is. She might even put her phone's microphone right up to her pussy so you can hear how fucking wet she is! Currently, subscribing to her page will run you fuckers $19.99 monthly. However, she usually has some deals, including bundled pricing and up to 70% off for new subscribers (prices are subject to change)!

Right now, she's offering 70% off new members' first 28 days for only $6. After that, it goes back to the original price, but it's still a fucking steal if you perverts are planning on joining any time soon. If I were you, I'd take advantage of that shit! Let's say you plan on being a subscriber for a while because you think Mrs. Honey is one of the hottest bitches you've ever seen. In that case, I recommend the bundled subscriptions. Instead of staying on rebill for $19.99, you're better off choosing between the three-month, six-month, or annual membership. With 3 months, you can get 20% off for only $47.98, 6 months is 30% off for $83.96, and an annual membership is $119.94.

Where to find Mrs. Honey on social media

Recently, Mrs. Honey's primary X (Twitter) page was suspended, which is surprising, considering it takes a lot for a bitch to get banned with X being NSFW (not safe for work) friendly. It might've been for spamming her promo posts, but who fucking knows. The good news is that she has a new X page (@MrsHoneyOf), but she's not very active and prefers to entertain you perverts on Instagram. As I mentioned, Mrs. Honey has over 100,000 followers on Instagram (@mrs.honey), where she shows off her sexy body to gather more gooners to join her exclusive content.

She also uses other sites like Twitch for occasional streaming (@mrs_honey). Mrs. Honey even has a Reddit page (u/mrshoney_) where you can see more promotional posts. This bitch is pretty omnipresent, but I still wish she'd show more on X, such as teasers of her PPV content. I don't know how you fuckers feel about it, but to me, just being on Instagram and doing cute-ass dances and posing in sexy clothes doesn’t do anything for me. And that's coming from a cock-jerker who thinks she's a fucking dime. I prefer assy, not classy when it comes to cumsluts on social media — if you know what I mean.

Subscribe to Mrs. Honey for more!

Mrs. Honey is one of those faces that you fuckers won't forget. When you dive dick-first into her exclusive content, that's just going to make you more obsessed with her magnetic aura. But keep in mind that if you cock-jerkers want to see this thot nude, you're going to have to pay for PPVs, or you could always make special requests to see what you're looking for. Mrs. Honey is one of those OnlyFans chicks who can satisfy sacks by simply being herself, and taking off her clothes is just going to add to the experience for you gooners. If you're ready to splash your screen in cum from Mrs. Honey, I suggest you strokers do it the right way and subscribe to see more!