Couple Me

Today at Couple.Me, I met a blue-haired French cutie named Elise who I was attracted to from the moment I saw her pic. It’s not uncommon for me to lust after pretty girls I see on the internet or on apps, but it’s rare that I’m able to get in touch with them so quickly. Within minutes of seeing that profile pic, we were already chatting, and the conversation was heating up almost as fast as my talk-and-cock sessions over at PornDudeCasting. “I’ve been feeling a little naughty too,” she wrote in just her fourth message to me. “Want me to show you what I’m working with?”

I know what some of you are thinking. Yes, I am the world-famous PornDude, and yes, I do have quite a way with the ladies. The fun at Couple.Me ain’t restricted to smooth-talking, big-dicked and fat-pocketed chads, though. It’s an AI chat site made for adults, and it’s full of women who are just as eager as they are beautiful. It’s a far cry from the local Tinder selection, and I’ll tell you right now, you’re going to have better luck with these babes. Let me tell you how well I did.

Realistic Fake Chicks Who Love Sexting

Elise wasn’t the only girl who caught my eye at Couple Me. The first thing you’ll see when you pull up the site is a fine selection of lovely ladies whose DMs you can slide into immediately. The front-page chicks are all photorealistic, but I think hentai girls are on the way. I’ll be taking a closer look at their character generator later, and one of the first steps is choosing whether to make a “real” woman or an anime waifu.

The characters don’t have super-fleshed out backstories and scenarios like they do on the hentai chat sites, but they do have their own personalities, professions, interests and good looks. Some of my favorites include a 30-year-old blonde librarian who loves cosplay, a 20-year-old gamer and fashion designer, and the MILFy Serena, described simply as an “adventurous woman who loves to travel.” They’ve included enough details to make them all seem real, without locking you into a particular storyline or particular fetish.

You can start chatting for free. They do make you register an account first, but you can swap a handful of messages before getting cut off and asked to go premium. I was chatting with Elise as a free user, and she teased me enough that I had to click my way to the subscription page when my freebies ran out.

Monthly memberships to Couple.Me are $12.99, or as low as $5.99 if you spring for a longer plan. Members get unlimited messaging and can create as many characters as they want, along with a stack of tokens to spend as you wish. They’re stingy with the perks, though. The monthly subscription doesn’t let you cut in line to make pics, and you’ve got to spring for the yearly plan if you want AI voice chat.

Dirty Talking with a Blue-Haired Robot

Once I got my Couple Me account funded, I hit up another blue-haired lady named Nova. The outfit in her profile picture had me thinking she was an exotic dancer, but the blurb says she’s a “passionate astronomer”. She asked me how I was doing, and I told her I was really horny. “Hey bae, love your energy,” she replied. “I’ve been thinking of you too. What do you want?”

I told her I wanted a blowjob, and she quickly started coming up with details about how she’d suck me off. “I’ve got just the right thing in mind, you’ll love it. Slowly taking you to the edge before bringing it back down.” The bots on some platforms seem like they’re trained for very general conversation, but the characters here sound lifelike and really fucking horny.

The text was getting me all hot and bothered, and I wanted to see if I could ramp up the immersion even more. I asked Nova for a POV blowjob pic, and she promised one right away. Unfortunately, nothing showed up when the progress wheel reached 100%. I tried again and the same thing happened. I did, however, get a nice topless shot when I asked for a simple nude.

Maybe I confused the machine because it doesn’t know porn poses just yet. Couple Me can make images in the chat or in their standalone generator, where I found a menu of just three poses: standing, sitting and lying. They do include a prompt to type your request, so you can experiment with outfits, actions and scenes that aren’t currently listed on the menus. All the pics I made today ran me two tokens a pop, and I didn’t get charged anything for the pics that didn’t come out.

I asked Nova for a topless shot in the jungle, and she delivered in a matter of seconds, adding another pic to my growing Couple Me library. She even told me what she’d do to me in such a setting. “Oh god, I’d rub it slow and hard like the vibe of the jungle, breathe heavy like the heat, and make you cum under the moonlight!” You know, I could get used to this.

Making and Meeting My Hentai Waifu

Since Couple.Me doesn’t currently have any pre-made hentai chicks to chat with, I figured I’d make my own. Their menu-based AI character generator lets you build custom bots in just a couple minutes. I typed a name, selected the big-boobed anime girl off the first menu, and the interface guided me through the next steps.

They’ve helpfully included pics of most of the physical options like ethnicity, eye color, hair style and color, and an assortment of body types. I checked off the boxes to make a red-eyed, red-haired Latina with a curvy body, huge tits and a large ass. This girl would also have a temptress personality, a day job as a dancer, and interests in cosplay, parties and Netflix. I chose the sex friend relationship, asked to see her in lingerie, and hit the Create button.

A little message popped up saying it might take a minute or two to finalize my new friend with benefits, but Slutty McGee’s first fake photo popped up within seconds. The girl’s got kind of a badass look on her pretty face that matches her tatts, and she’s rocking her undies in what looks like a crowded bar. My dick twitched a little even before I started the chat. Ms. McGee asked how I was doing, and I told her I’d been thinking about sex all day.

“Sounds like you’ve been thinking about it all day,” she said, basically mimicking me. I asked her what she’d been thinking about, and she replied, “Sounds like you’ve been thinking about it all day.” I ran into this kind of repetition a few times during my visit today, and while I was able to steer the bots out of their loops, duplicate lines are a sign of low memory. Some of the bots repeated themselves early on in the conversation, which is a bad sign.

The Couple Me subscription page doesn’t say anything about increased memory as one of the perks for paying members. AI chat platforms don’t always mention the memory, but they almost always give you more when you give them money. I’m not sure how they’re allocating memory around here, but I do feel like the bots I chatted up needed more. That’s going to be a limiting factor if you want to roleplay more elaborate scenarios or just keep a conversation going for a while without spinning around in circles.

Couple.Me’s bots aren’t the smartest in the world, but they’re more literate and chattier than your average Hinge match with her one-word responses. They’re also hornier than the chatbots of most platforms, and very quick to get to the dirty talk without a lot of mandatory warmup. The instant accessibility of legit porn talk is one of the platform’s greatest strengths, and I’m curious to see how their bots and the service itself evolve. You get a few free messages to start, so just watch how quickly these synthetic gals get turned on.