ElisBlondy

Elisblondy! She's also known as Elisabet, a Russian model and OnlyFans girl who streams on Kick. She's mostly known for playing Valorant while looking hot as fuck for her fans, and I knew the second I saw her while scrolling on X (Twitter) that it was time to give you gooners my thoughts on her profile. Plus, I've always had a thing for Russian baddies. I've fucked plenty of them, and let me tell you; everything you hear about them being natural nymphos is true! Every Russian chick I've ever fucked was tight, always down for anal, and could suck a mean dick!

I imagine that Elisabet has some tight walls for fucking and juicy jaws for sucking, and one thing is for sure — she's an absolute smoke show! It seems that all 19,000 of her other fapping followers think so as well. After taking some time to scroll through Elisabet's posts to get a good feel for what she's all about, I have a few thoughts before I give you gooners the whole lowdown on this lusty lady's X profile. Do I think she's worth the wank? Yes, but there's a lot that went into that decision after jerking my Johnson with Elisabet.

The first thing you probably want to know after seeing how fine she is for yourself is if she pops her tits, spreads her ass cheeks, and shows herself getting smashed, right? Well, the good news is that this thot shows her body throughout her profile, but the bad news is that you're not going to see bare boobs and butt here, perverts! But hey, she gets pretty damn close at times, so mentioning her profile to you masturbators is worth it if you like seeing hot Russian babes on your timeline in tight clothing and lingerie.

Another thing to address off the bat is that this baddie doesn't show herself getting fucked, which you probably knew was coming when you saw she doesn't do nudity here. Let's say you're already wanting to see more. In that case, you can always subscribe to her OnlyFans profile, which she generously added to her bio for you jerk-offs to join. But hey, that's not why you horny bastards are here. You wanted my take on her X profile, so I'm grabbing the lube bottle to fap again and go balls-deep into why you wankers will still love following Elisabet regardless of the lack of nudes!

Hot Russian chick with a thick ass & perfect tits

One thing I thought was interesting that might trip some of you thot-lovers up is that she speaks Spanish, yet she's Russian. On Elisabet's OnlyFans page bio, she says she moved to Spain a few years ago, which explains why she primarily uses Spanish in her X posts. I'm not sure what the story is behind her move, but what I do know is that Elisabet is one spicy chica with a thick ass and perfect tits for her petite body! I like all kinds of cumsluts in the OnlyFans world, but one of my favorite types to see are the ones like Elisabet.

She has great hair, first of all — I bet she likes it pulled while she's getting rough fucked like most Russian chicks I know. Elisabet also has runway model looks, especially with those dangerous blue eyes that she smiles with. Plus, she has these plumpy lips, which look perfect for sucking cock, and I hope I see that shit when I check out her OnlyFans later. I could go on about how I wish I could give her a semen splash on the face, but you fuckers need to know about her cum-worthy curves, starting with her perfect rack!

I don't know if it's just because her tits are big, well-shaped, or if it's the fact that she's skinny and her tits are just perfectly proportioned to her petite frame. I can't even tell you if she had a procedure, but what I can tell you is that Elisabet's tits are fucking phenomenal. I have a feeling that she's had a procedure, though. They have that Venn diagram look when she's wearing a bikini with her cleavage popping out, which is usually an indicator of some surgery. But that's not the only part of this petite chick that stands out to my stiff cock!

Watch her turn around, and that ass will have you horny bastards bricked up immediately. It’s so juicy and plump, and that rump looks soft and like she'd have a wiggle in her walk. Even her fapping followers simp after her ass photos, talking about how "their queen has a perfect ass." Now, one more thing you should know that I'll dive more into later is that Elisabet has tan lines. Specifically, a bikini tan line that you fuckers will see when she's barely covering her tits, showing pale underboob — more on that later!

19K followers & 150+ posts

Elisabet seems like a newbie to the OnlyFans world, but goddamn, she has already made some splashes with her hotness. Seriously, I've already splashed my screen with a huge cum load — first one of the day, for your information, fuckers. I'm sure some of you strokers have already done the same, and I know the rest of you are just minutes away from doing so with this chick's X profile. Of course, I want to make sure you know more of what to expect besides me just gooning and glazing this chick.

There's a lot more to a good X profile than just hot photos, especially since most of you masturbators want to see porn content. Elisabet joined X in 2023, and since then, she's gained 19,000 followers and has only posted 150 times (151 to be exact). She has 119 photos and videos from her media section, which make up most of the times she's posted for you perverts. I like that raunchy ratio, and it's telling that she's going to continue posting media in the future instead of just telling her followers what's on her mind or some shit.

Sexy selfies & teasing clips

Speaking of her media on her profile, I'm sure you fuckers want to know the sexy specifics of what you'll see when you follow her, right? I made sure to go through my selections thoroughly, and I have a few that will get you wankers to satisfy those sacks. As I mentioned before, she doesn't post nudity or sex content. However, these will keep your cocks entertained until you decide to subscribe to her OnlyFans. Of course, she might start posting nudes in the future, especially with her being a newer naughty chick on OnlyFans.

But either way, she still has quite a few fap-worthy uploads that I thought I'd mention. The first one I'll tell you about is one that you'll have to scroll back and find, but it's a photo of Elisabet taking a mirror selfie with her underboob showing. Do you remember those tan lines I was talking about earlier? This is where you fuckers start to see them, and this happens to be my favorite photo that shows her pale tits compared to her tan arms. I don't know about you, but I've always loved seeing that shit.

I wish she’d move her finger slightly, revealing her nipples, which I imagine have a reddish-pink look. She also has a five-second clip showing the same angle, which you wankers should definitely check out. In this clip, she shows herself looking up at the camera in sexy glasses and barely covering her tits. At the end of the clip, she does this sexy moan and laughs while smiling. Whoever saw the rest of this clip on OnlyFans, you're one lucky son-of-a-bitch.

It's just another reason that I might actually find myself fapping and subscribing to her page later. I know she doesn't have many posts, but I'll tell you about one more which shows her peachy, juicy ass. In this photo, she's wearing a pink OnlyFans-branded one-piece with a thong that's engulfed by her ass cheeks while she stares back at the camera. If you scroll and stroke your dicks with Elisabet's page here on X, you fuckers will definitely want to make sure you find these posts!

No nudity or sex content

I know I've already told you fuckers about it, but just to remind you, there's no sex or nudity here. I wish Elisabet would do more here on X, but the only way you perverts will see anything close to that is by joining her OnlyFans page. Maybe in the future, we will see her at least go topless. But if you don't want to subscribe immediately, she drops all her socials in a pinned post at the top of her page. Some chicks make it difficult as fuck to keep up with all of their socials, even with a landing page, which sometimes links to expired pages. So, shout out to Elisabet for staying organized!

Follow @Elisblondy to see more!

If there's anything to take away from Elisabet's X page, it comes down to what I said to start with. Regardless of the lack of nudity, this dime sure is fine as fuck; I think you fuckers will still want to see her on your timeline while scrolling and stroking your dick with all the other baddies you follow. If you don't follow her before she starts spicing things up while living out in Spain, you'll never cross those cum-worthy, perfect tits on your timeline when she starts dropping nudes. I know you’ll want to see that shit! Enjoy following @Elisblondy, perverts!