Marydia Marquez

Not gonna lie, x.com/marquezmarydia looks like it’s starving for some goddamn attention. Normally, I wouldn’t give two shits about that, but watching a grade-A piece of ass like this fade into the abyss would be a crime against humanity! My reviews drag motherfuckers back from the dead, and even though Marydia, the chick behind this account, is doing fine, I think she needs a proper push to stardom. I think she's one of those cam chicks, but let's find out. The review fucking begins right now!

The shit that instantly grabs me by the balls

The first thing I fucking see is that neither the background or the profile photo on x.com/marquezmarydia show nudity. I'm not disappointed, yet. It’s just that I always want these chicks to make the best out of X. You know, X is a platform that gives similar options to all its members, and that's why it's important for these bitches to take any opportunity they get to show off their goodies. I'm not saying gaping cunts are necessary, but some nipple slips or ass shots would definitely keep my dick interested.

The background photo shows the brunette holding a phone. I can see she's all pouty and sexy and shit, but I can't see the tits. On the other hand, the profile picture shows Marydia in blue lingerie. You can almost see her ass. From what I see here, in the upper section of x.com/marquezmarydia, is that Marydia Marquez is one of those curvy but muscular chicks. Her ass is big, but it doesn't bounce or jiggle. She's perfectly fit, but still feminine, so if that shit rocks your boat, stay fucking tuned.

61K followers and counting

I fucking love this part! I love it when numbers speak instead of me, and you'll get what I'm talking about here in a minute. Let's do this the right way! You see, x.com/marquezmarydia was created in July 2020. Let's say that it's been up and running for four years, roughly speaking. It's longer than that, but let's cut the chick some slack. Over the course of that period, Marydia has posted around 1K times in total. I want you to think about that. For the bombshell to reach 1K posts, she had to tweet around 20 times each month, on average.

I'm happy with that shit, but it's not I haven't seen better. Not creaming my pants over here! I always demand at least three posts a week, minimum, 'cause that's what keeps new followers in and keeps them on their toes. Regular tweets add more value to each account, and the same goes for anything porn-related. If you know me, you know I always prefer active sites with regular updates, and it's simply because regular shit helps sites grow bigger and more diverse. The same goes for Marydia's X account.

Speaking of numbers, let me get back to that followers count shit. At the time of this review, x.com/marquezmarydia had around 61K followers. If you think about it the way you did with the post count, you'll see that this account attracts around 1.2K new followers each month, on average. I fucking told you, numbers don't lie! Shit like this doesn't just happen, and even though I still feel that Marydia deserves way more followers, this constant attention she's getting is a clear hint that she does something right. Moving on.

The shit she uploads to her X account

Ok, so the content talk is next. The first shit I see on x.com/marquezmarydia is a picture of Marydia and her lady friend. They are not nude. Nothing of that kind, but they do seem to announce an upcoming live show. Yup, it looks like a lesbian collab to me! I need to tell you something before I forget. As you can see, you can use x.com/marquezmarydia as a source of info. You'll know when the chick plans on going live, and that shit is a fine shortcut.

After this, I get a lot of bikini pics. No nudity on either of them. All you see are Mary's huge knockers and her six-pack. The majority of the pics on x.com/marquezmarydia are selfies, but I'm talking about high-end photos that really put the focus on the slut's rack. Not exactly enough to give me a boner, but it's a good tease.

The most provocative thing I managed to find on x.com/marquezmarydia would be a picture of the babe in one of those fishnet bodysuits. It fucking looks like Cat Woman suit, and it puts the focus on her ass. This post was seen by around 11K people, and a couple of fuckers have commented on it. As you can see, I wasn't able to find proper nudity here on x.com/marquezmarydia, and that could be a deal breaker for some of you guys.

Let's zoom out for a second

I know that X is supposed to be a social media platform. By definition, it should connect people, and it does, but it's not like that with pornstars. The likes of Marydia use this platform to promote their shit and get more attention on their exclusive content, and there's nothing wrong with that. I just want you to keep your expectations in check. What I'm getting is that Mary won't reply to your comments, follow you back, or give you any sort of a sexting experience. That shit is reserved for her OnlyFans subscribers.

Of course, OnlyFans had to come up, sooner or later. The majority of these chicks running teasing accounts like x.com/marquezmarydia have accounts on OnlyFans. It's where they keep their content behind a paywall. I checked out Marydia's page, and it turned out she does chatting and custom videos. She's also bilingual, speaking Spanish and English, just so you know.

This is where you can hit her up, and rest assured that she will reply. Now, this is where x.com/marquezmarydia comes in. You see, the subscription to the chick's OF is currently on a 45% off discount. It's a time-limited offer, so you won't catch it. Still, when it happens again, and it will, you're gonna know about it.

You just follow x.com/marquezmarydia and consider it your source of info. You use the account to see what Marydia's content is all about, is it worth paying, and when the next live show or a discount is gonna happen. Handy as fuck, don't you think?!

Sure there are cons

The first glaring problem with x.com/marquezmarydia is the absence of nudity. I'm not a fucking idiot! I've reviewed hundreds upon hundreds of similar accounts, and I know they tend to be way more explicit than this one. I'm not fucking complaining, but you might. The solution could be to follow multiple accounts. You know, X won't mind. You set up an account and follow whomever you want. Over time, your feed is gonna turn into a proper porn feed, but it's not gonna be a porn site.

Yeah, X won't give the pornos you'd find on Pornhub or Brazzers. It is what it is, so you have to think outside the box. X works on all devices, you can use it anonymously, and there are no limitations on how many people you can follow. They could follow you back, and there you fucking have it - your own tribe of fellow freaks who get off to busty sluts with six-packs. One big, perverted happy family. Fucking heartwarming, isn’t it?

Not much left to say

Yeah, x.com/marquezmarydia has its flaws. Like, where the fuck is the nudity? For an account that’s supposed to promote a hot babe like Marydia, it feels like she’s playing it way too safe. I haven't seen her tits, ass, or anything of that kind. If that’s what you’re hunting for, you’re gonna be left stroking your dick to disappointment, plain and simple.

Marydia’s feed is great because it shows the essence of her OnlyFans. You get to see her mega knockers for free, her six-pack, and her hot announcements that hint at her licking beans during live shows. Plus, you get all the updates on when she’s going live or running discounts on her exclusive content. All this shit's genius.

X is perfect for stalking your favorite sluts without commitment. You can build a lineup of the hottest babes, keep tabs on their every move, and it's all free. It’s not Pornhub, but it’s a damn clever way to stay plugged into your favorite chick’s world while keeping your options open.

If you’re into Marydia’s vibe and want the inside scoop on when to grab her content on the cheap, follow her x.com/marquezmarydia. Sure, you’ll bitch about the lack of nudity, but this account is foreplay for the main event, and sometimes you just gotta learn to enjoy it!