What do you say to a distinguished female erotica writer when you stumble upon her blog site? A simple man would just enjoy the site cause it has sexy content. As for me though, first I point out what a fucking whale the writer is and then I enjoy the content. Such is the case with LadyCheeky.com, which is a place that you can enjoy just find without being a complete dick towards the owner, but you know I can’t stop myself.
Huge tits and a huge brain, is it enough?
Listen, I know she’s not all that bad, I mean those tits are freaking huge. But at the same time just comparing her to all the hot chicks that she features in her blog content and you’ll immediately see the important distinction that needs to be made. I mean, no offense to her or anything, but I’d much rather look at those sexy gifs that she posts than her fat cow body in the banner of LadyCheeky.com. And what kind of name is that anyway? Lady Cheeky? Is it cause it looks like her cheeks are going to fall off her face?
Extremely passionate and sensual content going on around here
If we put her aside for a moment though, we’ll notice that the content on here is really sensual. I guess it makes sense since she’s an erotica writer, but damn. I actually dig a lot of the stuff here. It manages to be hard and rough while still keeping the passionate aspect of sex intact. It’s basically ‘babe’ porn and I guess you could say I’m a sucker for it. Then again, I’m a sucker for all sorts of porn. Still, though, this content is really nice and there’s so much of it to enjoy here.
One of many great sites by Elle Chase completely free to enjoy
Now, when we look at LadyCheeky.com we’ll notice a couple of things right off the bat. First of all, we’ll see that this isn’t her only site. Her real name is Elle Chase I guess, and she’s got a few other sites going for her as well, including that personal one that follows her name, as well as a store site where people can shop for sex goodies. There’s a whole bunch of stuff in these stores so it’s definitely worth checking out, even if you don’t intend on shopping over the internet. After all, sex toys are always best felt up in an actual store.
So, is there any sort of quality that’s supposed to be redeeming and that’s supposed to make us forget about this fat whale’s enormous size? Well, she says that she’s smart and sensual. I’m guessing both of those are right, and I can see how sensual can transfer over into a great fucking material. But smart? What am I supposed to do woman, fuck your brains out or something? Either way, I’m guessing that making a brand out of herself was great for the people that enjoy her kind of look. I don’t think that’s that many people but oh well, it’s something.
Her personal brand seems to be working really well for her
And hey, at the end of the day she’s the one making all the money from her brand so good on her. I guess it’s good to capitalize on a niche demographic. I sort of capitalize on all demographics, both the majority and niche ones. But hey, nobody can match my mastermind brain. Not even a ‘smut for smarties’, sensual, ‘curvy’ woman that spends more time writing about sex than actually enjoying the act. I make sure to fuck as many women as there are reviews on my site, that’s how I make sure to vindicate my expertise in all things both sex and porn related.
A simple design of a Tumblr blog never let anyone down
Anyway, back to the site. LadyCheeky.com has a pretty simple design. It follows a very minimalistic blog layout where you just keep scrolling down in order to get more content. This is fine, but it can be a bit annoying if you’re trying to find something that was posted ages ago. In order to do that we’re going to have to use the Archive page which is listed in the main navigation bar almost at the very end. There are some less important things that are put before it, so I think it would be better if the positions on some of these were swapped or something.
Some nonsensical and broken tabs need to be thrown out
I mean, there are like two RSS tabs that just lead you to a broken XML page and they serve no purpose whatsoever. What are you even supposed to do with two tabs that are named the same, what’s the point of that? Not only that but there are like 3 different store tabs that are all named differently but basically amount to the same thing. It seems like the tabs here weren’t all that planned out when they were making LadyCheeky.com. Maybe she was making it on her own since it is a Tumblr blog after all.
That banner image needs to be traced ASAP
I mean obviously she knows nothing about good design either since she put such a horrible low res banner image to show off her site to all new visitors. LadyCheeky.com just doesn’t have good graphics, and on top of all that she has some broken sprites for her social media buttons. They all don’t seem to work and come out as blank squares. Now I don’t mean to be a square or anything, but how am I supposed to know which one is which without just guessing blindly on the spot.
Once you notice how right I am you’ll start noticing other flaws with the design, but my own personal gripe with it would have to be just how many ads she put on the right-hand side of the website. The whole entire right side is filled with ads. There’s no content there at all, it’s just ad after ad after ad. And hey, that’s fine, she has to make a bit of money, but why put that many? You’re already making money from that sex store and your book and your… coloring book? What? I’m just gonna not think about it, the less I think about stupid shit like that the better.
A porn coloring book? Really? Is this what it has come to?
I mean, imagine making a coloring book that’s probably all about you. Maybe they could start giving these out to primary school kids and let them get in touch with the female body for the first time. I mean they’re going to be asking where babies come from anyway, so why not. The worst thing that could happen is that they’ll be scarred for life because of the hideous nature of Lady Cheek’s whale body. But I guess it doesn’t hurt spreading a bit of positivity around.
Kid trauma aside, I’m kidding about her body, it’s totally fine. I mean I wouldn’t fuck her, but it’s not like I haven’t seen worse in porn. And I’ve seen much worse, much much worse. Some guys are going mad over 400 poud super whales and I don’t give them shit, so why should I give so much shit here. I don’t know, maybe I’m just jealous that she found a way to sell off a fucking coloring book for adults. I don’t know who the hell would buy that crap but she made it so there must be a niche audience for it.
Overall, LadyCheeky.com is an okay blog that you can enjoy for its sensual and hot gifs, and there isn’t that much going on here other than that. With this place being just a small part of an entire repertoire of the website for Elle Chase, I guess that you could say this place just first the puzzle to make an entire whole when it comes to her. It’s fine for what it is, a simple Tumblr blog where you can check out some really hot pictures and gifs of sensual and passionate porn content.