Miyazuko

Miiyazuko! Mia calls herself a "fat pussy princess with a bubble butt" in her bio here on X (Twitter), and from my observations, that's a fucking understatement! I come across thousands of thots promoting their OnlyFans daily. But this skinny slut caught my cock's attention with one of the best bubble butts I've ever fucking seen. It was fucking miraculous, my dudes! The fact that she's not taking dick as a mainstream pornstar baffles my boner!

How can a slut be so skinny yet have such a phat booty? But hey, I guess this chick is just built differently, dick-strokers. I'm sure some of you are pulling up Mia's profile on X right now, and when you see her for yourself, I'm sure you'll wish she had some videos on the hub to fap with. When you start scrolling through her media, you'll see she has a little bit of everything, from a shit load of ass selfies to masturbation clips and even some voice posts.

Mia even does a little cosplay, where you'll see her dressing up as characters such as Velma from Scooby Doo. And we all know Velma is a dorky character that every cock-jerker has fantasized about dicking down! With Mia's natural curves, slim waist, fat pussy, and tiny tits, I knew I had to tell you fuckers all about her and what makes her X profile so goddamn good. As most OnlyFans whores do, Mia uses X to promote her exclusive content.

However, once you start masturbating with this chick's media section, you'll realize it's like an exclusive content page within itself. That's what I want to discuss with you jerk-offs today — everything you can expect when you follow this fat pussy OnlyFans model for yourself. As usual, I did my research with my right hand and a bottle of lube that I keep by my desk as I find bitches like Mia, and now I'm ready to give you gooners the lowdown on this lusty chick!

The perfect bubble butt

Before we get into the sexy specifics of this beautiful babe's profile and all the good shit you'll find throughout her posts, I should tell you about her body. Now, I've seen a lot of ass here on X over the years with these thots promoting their OnlyFans and porn scenes in the industry. Still, as I mentioned earlier, Mia might have one of the best bubble butts I've seen on a slim amateur chick. For the record, I'm not counting BBL bitches in porn — they're on a whole different level of cum-worthy!

As far as skinny OnlyFans whores you wouldn't expect to have such jiggly junk in the trunk — Mia comes out in at least my top five favorite asses for those types of chicks. I'm talking about an amateur who has cake for fucking days, and I haven't even started on her fat pussy lips. It's an entire package of pleasure, especially when you get a good view of her voluptuous ass and puffy pussy from behind.

That ass is like looking at a heart upside down, with each cheek perfectly rounded off. Plus, her pussy is so goddamn fat, it sticks out of her thighs, and her muff meat hangs just a little, which tells me that she's used to getting her tight walls dug out often by a big dick and toys. Mia's thighs aren't that thick, which adds to the bubbliness of her booty cheeks. And with her being so skinny, you can see her back curve into the whole bottom half of her body, giving that ass a 'shelf' look.

Regarding Mia's tits, earlier, I mentioned that they weren't that big, which is what you'll notice yourself. Even though I love a pair of gigantic jugs, I don't always need them. You fuckers should know I'm more of an ass man from all the babes I've smashed on Porn Dude Casting, so dimes like Mia with a big booty are my fapping forte. I could keep on ranting about Mia's curves while jerking my cock, but because my fingers are already getting too sticky to type, I’ll just tell you what to expect on Mia's X profile!

Over 1 Million followers & 10,000+ posts

Mia joined X in 2021 and has gained over one million followers with over 10,000 posts. Throughout her posts, Mia has posted over 900 photos and videos (968 at the time of this review), focusing on her ass, voice posts, and masturbation clips. Since X features have evolved, Mia has added more elements to her profile, such as a private community called Goon 2 Mia, where you can "Goon, edge, and drain your balls to Mia's fat pussy and bubble butt," as she claims in the description.

Now, you'll have to pay for that shit, just like you will if you decide to click on her links and join her OnlyFans page. But let's say you're the type of dick-stroker who uses X for fap-worthy posts and to masturbate with media sections from porn content creators. In that case, I know you'll still love following Mia. That said, here are some of my favorite posts, from some of her most memorable photos of her ass to masturbation videos with toys and even some voice posts that she's posted!

Ass photos, masturbation videos, & voice posts

I could spend hours jerking off and updating you fuckers with my thoughts on each post. But hey, I don't want to try that shit and have to end up using my backup keyboard, especially since the last two were drenched in cum. Lesson learned — sticky man juice and electronics don't mix! Anyway, I wanted to take a break from busting nuts with Mia's profile to tell you about some posts that stood out to my stiffy, which I'll be pulling back up to goon here in a few minutes!

The first one is a little different from my usual type of post to fap with — it's a voice post where she recorded her soaked snatch squirting! She was moaning, flicking her bean, massaging her muff, and you could hear all the juices flowing with her soft voice expressing her perverted pleasure. She doesn't do this often, so when I listened to it, my boner went "Boing," and I instantly grabbed the lube bottle! I know you fuckers will appreciate me mentioning that post, which wasn't posted that long ago (January 14, 2025).

Among all these unforgettable ass shots, I have a favorite, which was posted last October (October 29, 2024), and it shows her pussy, her round booty, and even her asshole all in one photo. Of all her photos, this one is my favorite because you get an all-in-one look at her best features. But also, there are not many photos here that show off her asshole, which looks tight as fuck and just as grippy as her juicy pussy. Plus, her ass looks like it has a fresh shine as if she just oiled it up for you horny bastards!

Another post you’ll want to find is one she posted last summer (May 11, 2024), where it shows a fifteen-second clip of that juicy ass bouncing on a dildo. You can hear her cheeks clapping against the balls of the toy, and she's moaning as her pussy grips the shaft while going up and down. She even captioned this post, "I couldn't stop creaming," letting you know how much she loves self-stuffing her cunt! She oils her cheeks up for this video as well and even gives them a good slap after sliding the dildo out of her snatch!

No major complaints

After gooning with Mia's X profile and telling you fuckers some of my most memorable, favorite posts, I can honestly say that I have no major complaints about what this thot is doing here on X. She shows high-quality nudes and masturbation clips that are so vivid it's like you're in the room watching her play, plus even throws in shit like voice posts. So, there's nothing else I wish she'd do other than post sex videos. But hey, I don't even think she's doing that for her exclusive content. If she did, she'd probably promote that shit here on X like most OnlyFans chicks do.

Follow @Miiyazuko on X for more!

My verdict is that you dick-stroking degenerates don't have a complete X profile fapping list without following the big-booty cutie known as @Miiyazuko. Mia has enough content for you fuckers to fap for hours, and even if you get through all of her photos and videos, she's always keeping you cock-jerkers updated with more posts daily. She gives you a damn good idea of what's behind the paywall, which is what matters most when masturbating with OnlyFans girls on X.

I think she shows enough for you horny bastards to stroke your stiffies, which is more than what some whores do to promote on X. Hell, some chicks won't even post their tits and get off on giving you gooners blue balls. You won't get that shit from Mia, and that's what I love about her. Plus, you can't forget that juicy ass and puffy pussy, which are one of a kind. I'm glad I followed this fucking dime — so much that I'm about to keep scrolling and stroking my cock, and now I’ll let you perverts do the same!