Olive Evans

Her name is Olive Evans. Sounds like just any other name out there, but you know me. I would never pay attention to a boring chick tweeting about recycling, dandelions, or damn pollution. I want it fucking dirty, so when I mention a babe, you better know she's packing heat! Olive Evans is a curvy, busty slut with a lot to show to her X followers, and you'll find it all on x.com/olive_evansnz. Here are my two cents on the account.

Thick-thighed chick from New Zealand

I don't know anything about Olive Evans. I don't give a shit, really. Never been the kind of guy who is into measurements and background. I don’t give a fuck about hobbies either. Olive does explain that she's from New Zealand and that her best asses, in her opinion, are her thick thighs.

The background picture here on x.com/olive_evansnz shows a message probably sent to Olive Evans by one of her followers. It says "your ass is fat and your aura is threatening". Olive seems to be one of those sassy bitches with an attitude, and god knows that I fucking dig chicks with attitudes. Instantly, I imagine them being fucked raw and fed a cock while on their knees, and it gets me hard in all the right places.

Told you she had an attitude

Let's talk about the first post on x.com/olive_evansnz. It's a nudie, and I'm like fucking hallelujah! Finally, a broad that has the ball to upload something worthwhile! I'm sick and tired of demure chicks trying to tease fuckers on X with their tops and cute selfies. Fuck that vanilla noise!

The pic comes with the "god, I'm cute" caption. Bravo, Olive, you know you have what it takes! The post was seen by over 300K people and liked by over 8K fucks. It's a mirror selfie showing Olive's big legs, a tiny waist, a lot of tattoos, and her tits. You can see right away that Olive is one of those real women with real curves. No fake tits or shit like that. The picture looks untouched, like a real raw selfie taken by just any other horny chick, and I dig the homemade vibe.

Nude pictures with some lingerie included

X.com/olive_evansnz is fucking packed with similar photos. The majority of them are selfies. They come in high-res, and a lot of them feature Olive's naked ass. You can't see the clit, the asshole, or anything of that kind, but it's still better than all that vanilla shit X slings out way. Olive is a cute blonde with a playful vibe, with one of those big, bouncy asses, so if that sounds like a plan, give this chick a follow.

I saw Olive in latex, and I've seen her rock lingerie sets. It's all fucking lit and sexy, although I gotta complain about the lack of proper fan base here. You see, x.com/olive_evansnz currently has around 160K followers and the chick deserves way fucking more. This review is gonna launch her to stardom, and one of the main reasons to give this chick a push is the immense amount of effort she invests in x.com/olive_evansnz.

I'm about to dig into the number of tweets here, but for now, I can see that she really goes above and beyond to create high-end pics. Just so you know, X is free, so all of this shit is available to anyone who wants it. Just like that.

Tweeting all the damn time

x.com/olive_evansnz was created in 2021. To be exact, four years in total. Over the course of four years, Olive has tweeted around 1.4K times. If you break that shit down, you'll come to the conclusion that Olive tweets around 30 times a month, on average. That’s one new post every single goddamn day, on average. Now, let’s take a moment to give her the fucking applause she deserves. Clap, clap, motherfuckers!

This kind of consistency is how you build a brand that sticks. For porn sites and X accounts alike, this kind of regular action is pure gold. Daily tweets also scream that Olive isn’t some lazy-ass chick who posts once a month and disappears like your ex. No, she’s out here grinding every day, showing that she’s committed to giving her fans what they want, and that would be naked tits. So yeah, Olive, you sexy, thick-thighed goddess, keep those daily updates rolling!

Check out her links

You will find the list of all her links in the x.com/olive_evansnz bio. Handy shit. Speaking of handy, X works on all devices, so you can take Olive's tits with you wherever you go. The link I'm interested here is the OnlyFans one. It led me straight to the platform where Olive is way naughtier than on X. It's only fucking natural. Speaking of naughty and shit, I want you to know that Olive is way more into interaction with her fans on OF than on X. It's because she earns money on OF, so don’t even start bitching about it.

On OnlyFans, Olive Evans has around 1.2K images and 110 videos to show. It's fucking a lot. I've reviewed a shitload of sites that contain way less content than this, and bear in mind that Olive is only one slut with a limited number of holes. She explains that everyone gets two free videos the moment they subscribe, as well as what kind of content she does. Olive is into girl on girl, solo, b/g and outdoor content. I fucking knew that Olive was way filthier than she was willing to show on x.com/olive_evansnz!

The connection between X and OnlyFans

Hear me out. This is the crucial part that I want you to understand. Let's say you are into Olive Evans. You're fucking dying to see her naked cunt, and you know that's gonna cost you money. You start off by following her on X. The platform is free. You can set it up behind an anonymous name, meaning you can follow whomever you want, leave comments, send messages, and all that shit without blowing your cover. It’s like a goddamn gift from the perv gods.

You also get free content. In this case, you get over 1.4K free pics for free, and those are great previews. You check the pictures out and you know what you'll be paying for on Olive's OF. It's how it goes. X.com/olive_evansnz is a big preview of all the naughty stuff going down on Olive's OF account. Also, since x.com/olive_evansnz posts at least once a day, you'll finally turn your X feed into something worth a wank.

I started off with x.com/olive_evansnz. It took me to Olive's OF and helped me realize that the chick's OF subscription is on a discount. It's 35% off right now, and even if you are late to this party, it's gonna happen again. Once it does, Olive is gonna inform her X followers. Yeah, x.com/olive_evansnz comes with downsides like limited nudity, repetitive posts, and shit like that, but overall, it's a nice and free way to check out the goods.

Closing the damn case

Olive’s X account, x.com/olive_evansnz, ain’t perfect, but it’s still worth every filthy second you’ll spend scrolling through it. Let’s bitch about the bullshit first. I like to point out the flaws first, and then fucking focus on the good shit.

There’s limited nudity on x.com/olive_evansnz, so you’re not gonna see her cunt or anything too spicy unless you cough up the cash for OnlyFans. Some posts feel like déjà vu, repeating shit you’ve already seen, and yeah, X in general can be a dumpster fire of ads, wannabes, and boring-ass accounts that clog up your feed. Not fucking cool.

Olive fucking shines in more ways than one. She’s not just dumping content and ghosting. She’s dropping free pics like breadcrumbs to her naughty fest on OF. Over 1.4K photos and daily updates mean there’s always something to keep your dick entertained. It’s the perfect preview for anyone dying to see what she’s really packing behind that paywall, and when you’re ready to upgrade, she’s got sales on her OF, and you’ll know about them because you followed her X.

So yeah, x.com/olive_evansnz isn’t gonna blow your mind with hardcore shit, but it’s a damn good preview of what Olive’s got to offer. It’s free, it’s frequent, and it’s your first step into her filthy little world. Follow it, motherfucker! You might just thank yourself later!