Slored

I don’t know long you’ve been at this porn game for, but if you’re anything like me, you’ll have been balls-deep in it for fuckin’ ages and, as a result, can visibly see just how dramatically things have changed for smut-loving folks like us over the years. Some things for the better, and some things for the worse.

I mean, just look at the sheer array of porn you have available to you at the push of a button these days compared to those twenty or thirty years ago. Fuck, some people can still vividly remember having to go down to their local porn cabins and beat their meat while dodging other folks sticking their dick through the Gloryhole to the right of them. Wild!

Nowadays, unless you really like Gloryholes, such things are a distant memory. It seems that with every year that passes, things get increasingly easier for porn fans to enjoy the glorious sight of smut, whether that’s 4K filth or interactive cam shows that let you fuck women without even leaving your wanking chariot (bed).

And the convenience doesn’t end there, either. Have you ever found yourself going frame to frame through a long porn movie and trying to find the best moments to bust a nut over? Well, there are even sites out there now that cut all of that bullshit out and throw the dirtiest highlights your way and let you enjoy them in the same way that some folks watch reels on TikTok. One of them is called Slored.com, and it’s one I’m about to drag you balls-deep inside!

What is Slored.com?

Slored.com is a porn site that, well, kind of cuts to the chase. Forget bullshit storylines and teasing; they prefer to show you the kind of XXX highlights that can have your dick on the vinegar strokes in seconds, such as the moment an anal creampie floods a slut’s asshole or the vital second a female masturbation fanatic drenches her bedroom in squirt.

The whole concept of Slored.com is nothing new, sure, but it does seem to focus solely on amatuer porn from everyday sluts all over the world rather than pulling the highlights of mainstream porn studios from heavy-hitting studios, and much of the content is O.C. and uploaded by the original sluts themselves.

What’s the Porn Like on Slored.com?

Slored.com might have only come around in 2024, but that doesn’t mean it isn't already home to a beefy porn collection that can take some time to sift through. Luckily, though, the site seems pretty well organized, and we can cut straight to the most popular posts of all time. To show you some of this site’s highlights, that’s precisely what I did!

● The Name’s Goddess, Throat Goddess - When a chick introduces herself as ThroatGoddess, you know things are about to get wild. That’s precisely the username of a cock-obsessed slut who often posts on Slored.com, and she sure as hell isn’t lying about her oral talents. Here, we see a fast-paced compilation of this sleazy BJ enthusiast sucking everything from monster sex toys to BBC dildos and turning herself into a spit-drenched slut as she does. The best scene, though, is when she pulls a massive dildo out of her ass and sucks the taste of her own butt off it. Ahh, you’ve gotta love some ass to mouth!

● This is the Kind of Porn Merch You Have to Earn the Right to Wear, Girls! - This first clip was posted into the Hotwife niche on Slored.com, and, man, it’s gold! It stars two amateur Hotwives who have bought each other matching Blacked merch and, to properly earn the right to wear such coveted porn merch, decided to hook up with three BBC Bulls! While one gets her tight snatch wrecked by a girthy BBC, the other greedier slut sandwiches herself between two at once and gets her butthole battered while choking herself out on another one down her neck. The moans and smiles on these snow bunny faces are so cute, and it’s safe to say that they sure as shit earned their Blacked stripes that night!

● Now That’s NOT False Advertising! - Here we have two girls, both of them heavily inked and oozing Goth/Alt-chick vibes. While one fiery redhead stands up and lets a buff dude finger blast her hungry cunt until she is shaking like an orgasmic leaf, her friend is bent over and taking the same guy’s immensely girthy cock deep up her poop chute. Scrawled across each ass cheek in smeared red lipstick are the words ‘’anal slut,’’ and she is sure doing a fine job of backing those words up. Just as the first girl cums on this dude’s hand, you think the scene can’t get any better. Then, as the cock slides out of her friend's slutty asshole, she doesn't think twice about dropping to her knees and savoring the taste of her buddy’s butthole in the back of her throat with some gorgeous ATM. The way this red-haired Alt chick stares up at the camera while she tears into an ass-to-mouth BJ is wild because she says with her eyes, ‘’Yep, I am one nasty bitch; what the fuck are you gonna do about it?’’

The Design of the Platform

Slored.com has a pretty sweet and modern-looking design going on, I have to say. It’s well laid out and begins with a discreet top bar where you’ll find a main menu that’s interrupted in the middle by the stylish logo.

The main menu will take you to places like the categories page and some third-party links, but there’s also a dropdown menu with everything from a list of trending tags and niches to trending videos and the most popular creators on the site.

On the homepage, things start with a six-strong collection of the site’s weekly top content, with videos playing a preview when you hover over them. Underneath it is a selection of trending content tags for you to explore.

Then, Slored.com hits you with two boxes covering suggested niches to explore and some popular content creators on the site they feel are worth a follow. After that, you’ll find a feed of the latest content to be added to the site that you can scroll through TikTok-style.

What I Like Most About it

When you see how much porn is dotted across Slored.com, you might be amazed that this site is as new as it is. The folks running it have clearly been working hard to encourage content creators to spread their filth across the site because there’s already a booming array of porn to be explored, and it’s so much fun to do so.

I also love that you can follow different niches on the site like you’d follow trends on social media. Whether you want to stay up to speed with the latest anal creampies, Hotwife antics, interracial porn, or squirting escapades, you can simply make an account and follow the niche to ensure you’re updated whenever fitting content is uploaded to the site.

And in terms of design and organization, Slored.com really does tick a lot of boxes. The site has ads, but they’re not annoying as fuck, and finding your way to the kind of porn genre your cock or cunt desires is really easy. From the latest, popular, and oldest filters to the neatly arranged categories, this site is a dream to navigate, and it’s only made better by pre-roll previews that let you see the gist of a video from the landing page without having to click on it.

What I Don’t Like

There was only one negative of Slored.com, although it’s not a major one. The primary main menu at the top of the platform has a few too many third-party links that outnumber the sole internal link to the site’s categories. Considering that’s the first thing many people see when they arrive, this might make the site come across as spammy when it really isn’t.

Suggestions I Have for Slored.com

My main suggestion for Slored.com is to consider replacing some of the third-party links to external sites in the main menu with some more internal links to encourage people to explore the Slored.com site itself and not be swayed to leave to go elsewhere. Plus, it also makes the site feel more genuine and avoids people thinking it’s in any way spammy.

Conclusion

If you’re looking to get your horny mind flooded with as much short and sweet amateur porn as possible, then Slored.com can make it happen. These chicks might be amateur, but when you see them taking anal creampies or sucking the taste of their friend’s asshole off a man’s dick during a wild threesome, you’ll know they’re as porn-grade as you can get!