EbonyBooty49

Goddess49F (also known as Eb or EbonyBooty49)! Some of you strokers already know who this gassy and gross ebony chick is. I won't judge you, but I know one thing's for sure: somewhere along your jerk-off journey, you developed a freaky fetish for farts. And not just any farts; you like big, phat asses with gasses that come straight from the pits of hell where there's no pleasure from pussy. Queefing cumsluts are one thing — that naturally happens when you're fucking a bitch properly.

But for a chick to sit on your face so that you can guess what she had for dinner as she lets out a diabolical, dirty drag from her derrière is a different kind of desperation from some of you degenerates. I don't know where it comes from, but you fuckers know I'm open-minded, so today, I want to introduce you to @Goddess49F's X (Twitter) profile. When I saw her name, I was thinking that she was going to either be a dominatrix cougar or an arrogant amateur hot MILF.

I'll be honest; I was not expecting a phat booty ebony chick who has a thing for flatulence to be on my fap list this morning. But hey, apparently, some of you perverts are into this kind of shit — quite literally. That said, I should let you know that she doesn't push it with other taboo things like scat content. However, these farts are so disgusting that she's not far from it. I know that there are many of you masturbators who are already moving on to another chick's X page.

Still, I'm sure there are a few of you fart-loving fuckers who are like, "Finally — another phat-ass farter!" And those are the kind of cock-jerkers I'm going to be talking to in this review. I'll be honest, types such as @Goddess49F aren’t my ideal fap. Hell, I might even keep my cock in my pants until I can find a photo of her phat booty in her media section. Still, I'm not going to forget you fuckers with unique fetishes, and there's nothing criminal about being into this shit, even though I'll admit that some of you strokers are strange as hell.

That said, let's dick-dive into what promises to be one weird-ass, taboo-to-some X profile. If this kind of shit is your thing, I hope you're lubed up and ready to see this chick's rumbling asshole. She doesn't give any warnings to you wankers other than self-proclaiming that she's gassy in her bio. But once you start scrolling, you'll hear sounds that have no business coming out of this big booty bitch's tight hole. She can't fucking stop farting, which means you perverts will have a hell of a lot of posts to fap with!

Gassy ebony chick with a phat booty & big tits

Before I get started telling you all about this chick's gassiness, you should know that @Goddess49F, regardless of her rumbling rump, is decent-looking when she's not acting like a disgusting diva. Now, there are some things about her that some of you strokers may not be into, such as hairy armpits. However, she does have some fap-worthy features that any of you jerk-offs would appreciate. For example, when she's not farting, her phat booty is fucking beautiful, and she also has a decent pair of knockers.

I'll start with her ass since that's why a lot of you fart-lovers are still here. Of course, I wish she'd do more tricks with her poop shoot than play her backdoor kazoo, like getting stuffed with a stiffy every once in a while. But hey, regardless, that junk in the trunk is one wide load, and it has that perfect plumpness that you look for on a big booty bitch. As I mentioned, she also has a pretty nice pair of tits, too, which I saw from the side in one of her posts before she leaned over and let it rip out of her rear symphony — dropping all kinds of booty beats.

If I had to guess, they're at least a D-cup — maybe even double-D's. I can't tell you without a doubt because she doesn't make her chesticals the main feature she's flaunting in her posts. I wish she'd show more of her titties, though. If she did, at least you could take a break from seeing her squeeze secretions out of her caboose confetti cannon. But breaks from this chick's booming buttocks don't exist. As I said earlier, she can't stop letting her tush trumpet sing, but I guess that's what some of you strokers are looking for, right?

29K fart-loving followers & 27,000 posts

In August of 2021, @Goddess49F joined X and has gained 29,000 followers from 27,000 posts. Out of those 27,000 posts, over 7,000 of them feature photos and videos of her naughty nastiness, telling the world that she's not like the other thots here on X. Even on her profile's header, you can see comments from her freaky fans saying shit like, "You're one of the hottest fart goddesses I've seen, and I’m not just saying that." Another dick-stroker said, "Great video, Goddess! I really felt like the stench of your sweaty, unwashed ass was filling my nose and making me gag!"

She may be disgusting, but she's doing something right to keep these cock-jerkers around. Even though this shit isn't typically my type of fap-worthy content, it's only fair that I tell you fuckers about some of the gassiest, nastiest posts that you'll find on @Goddess49F's X profile. I'm not going to tell you about every single post, especially since I have a few baddies coming over in a few minutes for some ass-fucking, which is what I wish you'd see @Goddess49F do. Still, I know you fart-lovers want to know about the posts that are so nasty that you can smell that shit through the screen. So, here's what I found!

Some of the gassiest, nastiest posts on @Goddess49F's X profile

This nasty chick had some posts that had me gagging and so disgusted that I thought my dick quit working, but that's when I knew that I had to tell you all about them. One post I found that all you fapping freaks will like is when she put a glass jar between her booty cheeks and let out rump rounds into it. It was a video for her site, and in this clip, she showed her members the making of a jar of farts that she'd eventually send out to one of her unlucky followers who bought it. The way her ass held the jar in place as she blasted out cheek squeaks is a fucking mystery, but I'm sure it wasn't her first time doing that shit.

I had to put the following clip on mute while watching her release another rectum roar. But I'll give her some credit for this clip because she gives you gooners a damn good view of her asshole. If she wasn't so busy blasting off booty ballads, she'd have the perfect elastic asshole for a good ass-fuck. But you won't see her doing that shit here on X, my dudes. Still, I thought this post was worth mentioning, especially when she started winking her hole at the camera. I may not be a fan of her fanny’s funk factory, but any dude with a dick has to admit that her tight hole would be fun as fuck to fill up!

I'll give you gooners one last recommendation before my booty calls arrive, which is a flatulence festival in hundreds of posts that you'll find here on her profile. In these clips, you'll find her sitting on faces, letting her backdoor bellow out right onto their faces, and they're usually masked up to take the edge off of her disgusting gaseous gifts. And it's not just dudes who have fart fetishes; it's also females who love phat booty blasts and smelling the air from this chick's dirty derrière. There are too many posts like this to only give you one, but head over to her media section, and you'll find hundreds of her horrid honks!

More of a fetish profile with only a few sex clips

As you can tell, this is a very fetish-friendly X profile, so it should come as no surprise that there are only a few sex clips throughout these posts. I found a few clips where @Goddess49F was farting on a BBC and had a big dick between her booty chicks in one of her clips. However, the closest thing you'll see regarding sex here is occasional blowjob clips. Still, I'd say this page is solely dedicated to fart-fetish content. You know I like to give you perverts reasonable expectations, so before you go thinking this assy acrobat is out here doing anal, know that this profile is more about what's coming out of this chick's ass rather than what's going in.

Follow @Goddess49F for hundreds of fart clips!

Now that you know what to expect from @Goddess49F's profile, you can see that this X page is for a specific type of stroker. I'll put it this way; I've had better faps, and I know that you degenerate dick-strokers could do better as well. Still, I know many masturbators look for shit like this, and if you're one of them, follow @Goddess49F, and you'll get endless fart clips! Now that I'm done telling you perverts all about her and what I think, I'm off to empty my balls into chicks who only fart under two conditions: when their cunt is queefing and when they're pushing out my thick load of cum after I've wrecked their tight hole!