ImGloriouss

I fucking love discovering new sluts who haven't even started making the cash yet. You know, the ones who don’t have a million followers or fancy sponsors yet, but you can see it in their eyes that they’re about to blow the fuck up. I take them under my wing, talk about them, and boom, they’re all over the fucking place.

I’ve done more for the porn world than any of you beta motherfuckers could ever dream of, but hey, this ain’t about me. It’s about Gloriouss on x.com/imgloriouss. I can already tell her tits are worth the fucking review, so here we go, let’s do this shit!

Looking like a fairy

Never been a damn liar. I don't beat around the bush, and Gloriouss, honey, if you don't know me, you better know I'm gonna be brutally honest with you. You are on X, and your pics usually show your tits. It's what you do and what you are proud of. You dream is to become a pornstar, a star of OnlyFans, or something like that. In that case, you don't choose pics of forests as your damn background photo. You fucking choose something that grabs horny people by the balls! All I wanna do when I look at your background photo is hop into Legolas suit and shoot some arrows, and I'm not even into cosplay.

The profile photo is kinda better. You can see that Gloriouss is a pretty brunette. She looks like she rocks that all-natural look, and that's refreshing in the modern world where even your gay male neighbor has fake tits. Gloriouss looks likes one of those chicks with hairy armpits, all into saving mother earth, and that shit, and I kinda dig the vibe. At least she's not a silicone Barbie, and that speaks volumes about her authenticity. Moving on.

A chick who enjoys outdoors

So, the first fucking thing I see when I hit x.com/imgloriouss is Gloriouss out in the goddamn open, looking like she’s in a garden or some shit. She’s holding her tits in her hands, but don’t get too excited, motherfucker! You don’t see nipples or anything to jerk off to. What you do see is a small tattoo on her chest. It’s a selfie that screams she’s in her early twenties, fresh as hell, ready to get her tits out for the world to see. I’m here for it. I’m backing this bitch on her way to becoming a fucking superstar.

Now, this pic has been seen by over 600K people. Damn, that’s a solid fucking number, and with only about 50K followers right now, you can already tell this slut’s got some serious potential to pull in more. The thing is, though, she’s gotta fucking post more. That’s how you draw in more thirsty assholes. Let's see if Gloriouss knows how to handle that shit.

As I said before, x.com/imgloriouss is still a rookie in the game. It's only been around for about a year. In that time, Gloriouss has cranked out 156 tweets. Now, let’s do the math, genius! That’s about 13 tweets a fucking month.

Don’t get me wrong, that’s not lazy, but it sure as hell ain't enough. A tweet a day, at least, that’s what I’m talking about. When you're trying to build your fucking empire on X, you gotta feed that shit every single day. You gotta be in people’s faces, getting your tits and your name out there constantly. That shit adds value to your account and keeps the followers coming like a damn flood. I want you to work on that shit, honey!

Taking naughty selfies in public restrooms

There's this raw vibe to Gloriouss. She's like your favorite star of amateur pornos. She's not naked on x.com/imgloriouss, but you can see there's more brewing under the surface. For example, one of the recent posts on x.com/imgloriouss shows a mirror selfie of the chick.

She wears a skimpy top, no bra, and nothing but panties on. The captions says "Yes this was taken in a public bathroom". You can fucking feel your heart pump the moment you read that shit. She's that damn naughty! My mind starts spinning, imagining her getting caught by some hot stud, and well, you can guess where that shit goes from there. Maybe I’ve watched too much porn, but damn, this bitch gets the gears turning!

Gloriouss drops a bunch of short clips too. Most of the time, she’s outside, no fucking bra (I swear, this chick probably never wears that shit), just shaking her top around to let you see how those tits jiggle. Occasionally, she’ll show off her ass in tight jeans and panties, but that’s about it.

If you’re coming here expecting to find some hardcore, balls-deep, XXX action, you’re gonna be fucking disappointed. It's all teasers and no real payoff, and honestly, it's like she's cockteasing without delivering. Get your shit together, Gloriouss, stop leaving your fans hanging, or this shit ain't gonna last long!

Enter her secret garden of joy

Gloriouss calls her OnlyFans account her "secret garden of joy." Yeah, real fucking artistic. If this whole porn thing doesn’t work out, honey, you can always switch over to content writing on some erotic site. You know, describing the dandelions around the chick showing her nipples or some shit. Real fucking poetic.

Ok, so on OnlyFans, Gloriouss has around 300 photos and 30ish videos to show. She's way more active on OnlyFans than on X, and it's natural. X is more like a teaser zone where you throw out just enough to get people curious, but OnlyFans is where the real money’s at, where the real content goes down. Of course, she’s gonna be posting more on there. It’s where she gets to show more skin, and make real cash.

Remember when I said Gloriouss was in her early twenties?! Yeah, I was fucking wrong! Her OnlyFans straight-up blows my mind, revealing that she's actually a MILF. I’m sitting here like, what the fuck? She looks way fucking younger than she actually is. This chick is defying the laws of age, no doubt about it.

The thing that Gloriouss looks for on OF is someone who's really interested in her work. She doesn't say a lot about the type of content she slings, so I guess she is vanilla. If she did masturbation, or double penetration, she would have said that. Trust me on that one.

It's obvious that Gloriouss is into chatting with her OF subscibers. It's the thing you could never get on x.com/imgloriouss. It's just how this shit goes. Sluts use X to promote their premium shit. On OnlyFans, they actually earn money by communicating with the fans, so they are more likely to respond to your messages there.

The thing I want you to know is that the subscription to the chick's OF is currently on a 50% discount. You see, it's a smart thing to follow your favorite OF perfomers on x.com/imgloriouss. X is a great way to find out about discounts, presales, and shit like that. It could save you some money down the road.

Final thoughts

There’s some shit that’s just not cutting it with Gloriouss. First off, she’s still teasing us on X, and I’m fucking tired of that. A bunch of selfies and cutesy posts don’t do shit for me. If you’re gonna build a following, you’ve got to step it up. I mean, I get it, she’s still figuring it out, but there’s no excuse for not posting more often on X. She’s barely pushing out any tweets. Come on, motherfucker, at least one post a day would show you’re actually working for that paycheck.

She’s got this raw, natural vibe that some people actually fucking love. She’s rocking that real woman shit, and it makes her stand out in a sea of plastic babes. That’s refreshing as hell, and honestly, it’s what keeps the fans coming back for more.

The real magic happens on OnlyFans, though. That’s where she fucking shines. She’s actively engaging with her subs, chatting them up, and you can’t get that shit on X. OnlyFans is where she’s dropping the real content, offering exclusive shit, and most importantly, making bank. Plus, the fact that she’s offering a 50% discount right now is a smart move. Following her on X for the heads-up about discounts and shit is a damn good strategy if you don’t want to miss out on saving some cash.

So yeah, she’s got some work to do, but this chick's got potential. If she keeps pushing out content, stays true to that raw vibe, and gets more interactive with her fans, she’s gonna blow the fuck up. Just gotta get past the tease and step up the game.