TheMoistQueen

The Moist Queen! Nothing says "I have a wet-ass pussy" quite like a chick who calls herself 'moist.' Some of you fuckers cringe at the word because it reminds you of soggy cake, sweaty gym socks, or that one weird word your aunt uses to describe turkey at Thanksgiving. But hey, next time you hear it, you'll think of this thot and her unapologetically soaked snatch instead. And when you do, you'll see a blonde tattooed baddie with a huge donk in your head, getting your dick hard as hell and leading you to her X profile or exclusive site!

Her mantra is 'Stay Moist,' which means that her pussy is always ready to be pounded. But there's way more to this chick than just a slut who's always horny as hell. This dime is so fine that she’s made a career out of it, not just from OnlyFans, but she’s already worked with Playboy and was even a 2024 cover model in September for Vigour Magazine. Over the past few years, she's become a familiar face online. The Moist Queen has even made an appearance at live events such as the Las Vegas Tattoo Festival, making even the strongest sons of bitches in Sin City jizz themselves in public.

Hell, even an alpha with a ginormous cock like me is sitting here typing with one hand while the other is lathering on some lube, getting ready to see what this thot has on her X profile. My first impressions were that her fat ass gives some cushion for the pushin,' if you know what I'm saying. But still, there's a lot more than just appearances that matter when it comes to judging if an X profile is worth wanking with, right, fuckers? That said, let's dive in dick-first to figure out just how fap-worthy The Moist Queen's page is and if you perverts should give her a follow or just jerk off with this whore as a one-time thing!

Tattooed PAWG Playboy Chick & Top 0% OnlyFans model

As I mentioned, this bitch has already worked with Playboy, which means she's a fucking smoke show! But I'm sure you strokers want to know what makes her so fucking hot, right? Let me try to break down her body stats the best I can without blowing a wad of cum all over my keyboard. First, let's start with her face. The Moist Queen's lusty looks start with her blonde hair, which is sometimes dyed with blue and purple hues, making her look like one of those horny chicks that work in a sex shop or Spencer's Gifts. But with a body like this, the last thing she needs to be doing is standing behind a fucking counter where you can't see her astonishing ass!

I'll get back to her tits here shortly — I can't skip over those gigantic jugs! But her ass is so fucking fat, and her thighs are so thick that my eyes are magnetized to it. Even from the front, her hourglass figure is evident as fuck. I don't know if she has a BBL, but that wouldn't surprise me, considering how juicy her junk in the trunk is. However, it might just be that she's blessed with thick thighs that are made to support a fat stack of booty cheeks. I haven't even seen her twerk or ride during sex, and I already know she can make that thing clap on a cock. I'm sure a babe with a booty like The Moist Queen's will make you wish you had your cock between her cheeks.

But hey, you'll also wish she was giving you the best tit tuggie of your life when you check out her chesticals! You fuckers know I couldn’t forget her big boobs that you'll wish were wrapped around your dick! I'm guessing from one of her posts that said 'three months post surgery' that they used to be all-natural. Looking back at old posts, they used to have a flatter, more natural, and saggier look. Now they're just as plumpy as her PAWG (phat-ass white girl) backside, which tells me those knockers may have obtained a silicone upgrade. Either way, you'll fucking love seeing those fun bags bounce around as she walks around in sexy outfits, showing off her full, fappable figure!

Over 50K followers & 2,000+ posts

The Moist Queen joined X in August 2022. Since then, she's gained over 50,000 followers and has only posted about 2,000 times. Most of her posts are photos and videos (over 1,400) of a mixture of TikTok and Instagram reel reposts, with some partial nude content teasers that will get your stiffy standing. But before your boner gets too worked up, let me get real with you gooners. The Moist Queen may be known for her wet walls, but you're not going to see that shit here. Instead, her X profile is more like a pervy promo site for exclusive content without sharing samples. Trust me, I know — it's lame as fuck, especially when you have other horny chicks on the platform who show everything and more.

But that doesn't mean you perverts don't have any posts to look forward to; it just means there aren't as many as you're used to masturbating with on X. Still, she has her moments of hot selfies, content teasers, and all that other shit; it's just not the X porn experience you're used to seeing from baddie bitches who love to fuck. I'm sure you'll see her smash on her OnlyFans, where she's in the top 0%, but that's not what you're here for. So, to save you strokers some time, I compiled some of my favorite cum-worthy posts for you to check out from her media section whenever you follow her. Some are recent, and some you'll have to scroll back for a minute, but either way, I know you'll nut with this nympho after seeing these!

Partial nudity & content teasers

I'll start with a more recent clip so that you cock-jerkers won't have to search long for it. The first clip was of The Moist Queen strutting in a sexy lingerie leotard with cutouts showing way more skin than fabric — as it should! Her hair also had that blue and purple hue, with the majority of her hair in her usual blonde color. In addition, she was wearing boots that covered her knees, almost hitting her tattooed thighs. What made this clip so cum-worthy was the way she walked towards the camera with her boobs bouncing, nearly popping out of her top. By the time she was right up to the camera, she hit a squat, turned her head slightly, and winked at you wankers through the camera!

Now, if you like that one with her jiggling jugs, you'll love the photos of her covering her nipples, showing her underboob. There are several slutty photos where she does this, and my favorites are the ones where she's slightly smiling, looking to the right, and then another one where she's looking directly into the camera. You'll also find another photo of her with her nipples covered by heart emojis and a Bad Dragon dildo between her boobs. Even though I wish I saw her nipples in this one, too, I can't help but notice that the Bad Dragon dildo tells you one thing clearly: she's a fucking super freak and probably a little taboo in her exclusive content!

The last post I'll mention doesn't show her body, but you get a good glimpse of what it would be like for her to have a fist full of cock. I don't know what it is about hot chicks holding dildos, but even without tits out or showing some ass cheeks, that shit always gets my stiffy standing! That's what she does in this photo. She's wearing contact lenses and looking into the camera with her cleavage slightly showing while gripping a big dildo by the base of the shaft near the balls. You'll wish it was yours, my dudes — that's all there is to it. There's nothing too special about this photo for some, but for me, just the thought of her gripping my dick gets me ready to glaze my fucking screen!

No sex content or full nudity

I spent a lot of time glazing this chick and gooning over how hot she is, but you have to cut me a little slack. Plus, it's not like you jerk-offs are getting ass like this every week. As someone who does fuck chicks even hotter than this, I couldn't help but talk about her subtle sexy moments. However, regardless of how much of a dime The Moist Queen is, it's time to get realistic about why some of you masturbators may find her profile to be a bit boring. For some of you fappers, you want to see this lusty lady get her wet walls filled, especially with a name like The Moist Queen. But you're not going to see that shit here, or any full nudity for that matter. I'd like to see more nudes, sex clips, and even some sexy voice messages throughout her media section in the future — then she'd have a perfect profile for fapping on X!

Follow @TheMoistQueen for more!

Now you nympho-lovers know what to expect when wanking with @TheMoistQueen. I get it; you wish you could see just how moist that juicy pussy gets. You can always subscribe to her exclusive link to see more, and who knows what she'll do in the future, especially after a handsome fucker like me gave her some good advice. I wouldn't be surprised if she hit me up and wanted to say thank you with her wetness all over my cock — it wouldn't be the first time a lusty lady expressed gratitude by letting me pound her pussy! But hey, even though she's not posting full nudity or sex content here, as I said, you never know what she'll do in the future. Plus, that doesn't change the fact that she's hot as hell, so do yourself a favor and follow The Moist Queen, and I promise you'll thank me later, perverts!