Hana Bunny

Squishubunny! She's also called Hana Bunny and is known as a cosplay cumslut who promotes her exclusive content on X (Twitter). Some of you strokers might remember the time I went through an Asian porn obsession. It was all I fucking talked about for a week straight — hell, all I reviewed for a week straight at one point. Well, seeing chicks like Hana makes me want to go back to that shit.

But instead of buying premium Asian porn subscriptions and watching classic DVDs like my horny history of doing so, there's always X profiles, right? If you're just now learning how great X porn is, you're way behind, wankers! X has become one of the best places to find models from all over the world, promoting their OnlyFans, Fansly, or whatever the hell they use to thot themselves out to thousands, and even millions of fans.

For this freaky chick, she uses X as a way to attract gaming gooners — the type of porn addicts who like chicks who look like they could be from Overwatch. Hana has the whole package: a facial-worthy face, thick thighs, a juicy, jiggly ass, and soft, pillowy tits! Don't even get me fucking started on her hourglass figure — does it even get better than this?

If you're anything like me, sometimes the typical porn whores get a little repetitive. Although I'm into how wild these chicks get here on X, sometimes, I like to take a break with baddies like Hana. This lusty lady isn't like the rest of these raunchy chicks that have to do anal to get you fuckers to stop, stare, and click their profile to eventually join their OnlyFans. Instead, she usually only sticks to posting some of the sexiest selfies on the platform.

She's the type that lets you imagine what it would be like to slide your cock into a snatch like hers without even showing you what it looks like unless you join her paid page. Part of her amateur appeal is that most of you masturbating motherfuckers will only get so close. She's a goddess who doesn't have to do gonzo to attract the horniest bastards online. That's what struck me about this fine-ass bitch; she's not trying too hard.

She's a real-life waifu who wants to make your 3D porn fantasies come true. Hana is a cosplaying cumslut, and she's constantly switching up her sexy outfits and introducing new characters to your cock. Of course, you'll only see so much here on X, but at least it's a start to your stroking journey with Hana. With that said, I want to make sure you fuckers know what you're getting into when you follow her for yourself.

As a fair warning to my fellow fappers, you should know that Hana's profile isn't about sex content in nudity. Hell, you won't see any of that shit here at all. Instead, this is more of a freaky funnel to turn followers into fappers, fappers into simps, and simps into subscribers. You all know me — I'm no simp. However, I am a daily dick-stroker, so it was only a matter of time before I started beating my meat with this baddie here on X!

Hana is an Asian cosplayer with gigantic jugs

If you're already masturbating with her media section, slow your strokes, my dudes. Hell, you probably already saw that Hana has some gigantic jugs, didn't you? Imagine putting your dick between a pair of fun bags like those, especially if they were oiled up, while she smiles and giggles at you and licks the tip. That's her whole vibe — that's what Hana wants you jerk-offs to dream about! She's like an NSFW video game character.

With each new costume that she cosplays in, you get an entirely new erotic experience with her cum-worthy curves and bubbly personality. Speaking of her curves, let's talk about that beautiful body! Starting with her face, as I said, she looks a lot like a character you'd see in a video game that shows girls with over-the-top bodies. Just from one look at her, you’ll want to pull out your meat and drain the semen from your sack!

She has that innocent look in her eyes, but with a body like that, there's no fucking way she's not putting it to good use with other chicks and dudes with huge dicks! As your eyes start to travel down her thick body, you won't be able to resist her massive melons — who the fuck could? With her porcelain-toned skin and her cleavage busting out of every fucking outfit, she beckons your boner!

She doesn't show any shots with her nipples here, but I can't imagine them being any less than flawless since she keeps them such a slutty secret. You'll also notice that before you get to her big, round ass, she has the perfect hips that create a natural hourglass shape. When she turns around and shows her thick ass, you'll want to reach through the fucking screen to slap her juicy cheeks!

Goddamn — I'd love to see her ass get dicked-down and filled beyond its limits or even those soaked snatch walls engulfing someone's man meat! But hey, it's thoughts like these that will keep you scrolling and stroking, fantasizing about what you'd do with a thot like Hana. It's a damn good thing she has 1,000+ photos and videos throughout her 2,500 posts, right at your cum-covered, sticky fingertips!

Over one million followers and 2,500+ posts

According to her profile, Hana joined X in August 2014. Since then, she's gained over one million followers and has made over two thousand posts. Most of her posts are focused on her tits and cosplay outfits. However, some posts show her big booty, too, just not as many as the ones of her massive jugs.

She even has a few photos with her and some other models, but if I were you, I wouldn't expect them to be making out or any shit like that, unfortunately. As I was saying earlier, this isn't a profile where you perverts will see this chick smash. Still, I could see you fuckers enjoying this shit. Some of you stroking simps might even like it so much that you end up on her exclusive pages.

Of course, there are always some of you horny bastards who enjoy seeing chicks fuck and might be a little bored with the lack of sex content. The lack of sex content and full nudity grinds my gooning gears a little, I'll admit. Still, there are a few posts that just really did it for my dick; here's what you can expect when you follow her for yourself!

1,000+ photos and a few clips of her big boobs

Hana has over one thousand photos and a few videos scattered throughout her media section and posts dedicated to her giant tits. You won't see full-on nipple action over here because she saves that shit for her exclusive content. However, you will see her teasing you cock-jerkers quite often, especially in cosplay outfits, as I've been saying. In the posts that should show her nipples and even her fat snatch, she blurs that shit out.

It's a damn shame, but I can't control that shit — I'm just the masturbating messenger over here! Still, she makes it very clear that she's a cock-hungry cumslut who loves fucking, and even has the potential of being into some seriously taboo shit. For example, there's a photo of her in a bathtub naked with tentacles wrapped around her. We all know what that means: she's a fucking super freak!

I can only imagine what a chick like this does behind closed doors. But, of course, the closest thing you'll see to that shit is by subscribing to Hana's exclusive pages. There are a few other posts that had my horny ass gooning over Hana that you fuckers should know about. For example, I love the photos where she's posing with other chicks. Now, I don't know for sure if her busty friends went muff-diving on this babe in her exclusive content, but I wouldn't be surprised.

I also wouldn’t be surprised if all they did was shake their tits at the camera when you subscribe to her exclusive site. Still, it's hot as hell seeing her with another sexy Asian chick. There are a few posts with other models, but my favorite has to be the one where she's dripping oil onto a short-haired Asian model's ass and thighs. I would love to get a happy ending from those baddies, especially if they gave me a titty tuggy! Plus, I'm a good tipper — in more ways than one, if you know what I mean.

She saves the nudity for her exclusive content

As I've mentioned, there are several downsides to dick-stroking with Hana Bunny's X profile, such as no full-on nudity or sex content. If she wasn't so hot and didn't post such high-quality photos, I might be more pissed about it. Still, it's a pretty damn good profile if all you care about is staring at photos of hot Asian chicks in sexy costumes.

It doesn't change the fact that I wish she was freaky enough to post sex content. Hana's amateur porn angle is more about modeling, though; she's not even big into collaborations where she has sex. These days, thots don't have to because most of you masturbating motherfuckers shoot your load over anything these days. Maybe one day we will see Hana get into hardcore content, just don't hold your breath, bros.

Follow @squishubunny for more!

Overall, Hana Bunny is a baddie, but don't expect any full-on nudity or sex content here. Think more along the lines of a thot in sexy scenarios and cum-worthy costumes. She'll get you gooners going, and some of you will bust a nut just from seeing her big boobs and bubbly butt. Hana's not a hardcore hottie, but she's a model that gets the juices flowing. And sometimes, that's all you need when you're scrolling, stroking, and looking for sluts on X, right? Enjoy fapping with @squishubunny, perverts!