Skylar Shark

Quality is nice and shit, but quantity matters too. You know what they size about the size. All these bitches talkin’ shit about not caring about a dude’s dick size, but the second they see mine, they’re drooling like a damn dog. It’s all bullshit! When I saw x.com/skylarshark packin' 19K posts, I knew it was worth a look. It’s a massive pile of shit, and the more there is, the better my odds of finding something to get off to. Simple math, motherfucker.

The name is FatherShark

For a split second, I thought that x.com/skylarshark was run by a dude. I mean, the name Father Shark makes me think that way, and it also makes me wanna sing doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, so it's not the world's prettiest name choice. On top of that, the background picture shows a person with a bike helmet on. You can't really see the face, and the arms are so heavily tattooed that I thought there must be a guy behind x.com/skylarshark. It's not.

The person behind this account is actually Skylar Shark, the chick who describes herself as "28. Genderfluid, Pansexual, Any pronouns. Polyamorous". Now, that's a fucking relief! In this day and age, one needs to pay close attention to that pronouns thing, and trust me it's a nightmare for content writers. Anyhow, x.com/skylarshark has a vibe of one of those free-minded accounts where everyone is welcome, and I dig it. Let's move on.

Let's talk about that 19K shit

Just like it is with porn sites, the same goes for X accounts. I expect nothing but regular updates. It's the hint that the person behind the account cares about you, and you should not settle for anything less. On top of that, the more content, the more value to the account. It seems like Skylar understands that shit.

Over the course of around six years, she has tweeted 19K times. If you apply math to that shit, you're looking at over 250 posts a month on average. That’s some serious fucking effort right there, and trust me, I’m here for it. Keep that content comin’, baby! The more you post, the more people are gonna follow your ass.

Speaking of followers, x.com/skylarshark is currently sitting at around 312K. Not bad, but I still want more for the bitch. Word on the street is Skylar’s got a decent following on other socials too, but fuck that noise. I’m not here for that shit. What matters is the content, and that’s what I’m gonna dig into next.

My porn is affordable and hot

The subtitle is exactly what Skylar wrote on top of her latest tweet. You get four nude pictures where you can see the chick's naked tits and nipples. She's a redhead, one of those sluts with vibrant hair colors that give her that alt vibe. Not bad. In contrast to her orange hair, her complexion is white and silky, with a couple of tattoos slapped on top. Just so you know, Skylar is one of those slender bitches with natural measurements. You know, nothing too exaggerated. Tits of a normal size. Nothing over the top.

The post below this one is another pic. This time, FatherShark shows her ass. She is not wearing any panties. Her butt cheeks are soft and bouncy. The only problem I have is that you can't see the pussy or the asshole. She keeps that stuff tight and locked up, teasing the hell out of me. That's the whole point of these X accounts. You get a taste, just enough to get you hard, and that shit makes you wanna follow her somewhere else. You know, somewhere she’s dropping the real, explicit porn.

Use your head for once

Now, this post perfectly sums up the whole point of X and this review - "Snapchat Christmas sale! $25 for LIFE! Don’t miss this deal!!! Only good until Christmas. Dm me!". Yup, this is the kinda shit you can expect to find on these X accounts! Bitches using X as a promo tool to push their crap. Whenever there’s a discount, special sale, or anything like that, they’re blasting it out on X. Follow them, and you get the inside scoop, plus a chance to save a few bucks on those premium accounts. Hell fucking yeah!

The majority of posts on x.com/skylarshark are nudies. That means you get to see the whole thing. I saw all of the tattoos on the chick's body, as well as her tits, and her bush. It looks like Skylar is a real redhead, if you know what I'm saying. Her carpet matches the drapes. Another thing that's very interesting about the bitch is that she's playful, often squeezing her ass into costumes. Right now, I’m staring at a nudie where she’s flashing her ass while rocking a pair of elf ears. Seriously, she’s one of a kind.

x.com/skylarshark is just a beginning

You'll see a list of links in x.com/skylarshark's bio. That's how I found out that Skylar Shark has an account on OnlyFans. Once again, Skylar proves to be THE most hardworking hoe in this xxx biz! Damn, man, she has uploaded over 8K photos to her OF, as well as 1.8K videos. Bear in mind that Skylar is just one hoe with a limited number of holes. She’s outproducing entire porn websites! I’ve reviewed full-ass sites with way less content. Skylar, you’re fucking crushing it. Bravo, bitch!

The only minor issue here is that Skylar keeps it a bit mysterious. Sure, she brags about having a huge ass and loving to impale her cunt on dildos, but that’s about all you’re getting. Does she do hardcore porn on OnlyFans? Fuck if I know! You gotta cough up the cash to find out. What’s clear, though, is that Skylar’s all about sexting with her OF subscribers, and that’s where the real difference between OnlyFans and X hits you in the face.

On X, hoes don’t waste their time chatting with followers or getting personal. That’s just promo land. You know, flash a tit, tease some ass, drop a link, and move on. They save the one-on-one interactions for their paying fans on OnlyFans. That’s where the magic happens, and you’re not getting that shit for free. Still, there's a link between OF and X too. In case Skylar devices offers a discount, she's gonna tell you about it on X, just like she did with that Snapchat thing. Keep your eyes peeled.

X is free

Now, I'm not saying that X is the world's best shit. It ain't, and it certainly ain't a porn site. You won't get to play with filters, tags, categories and shit like that. You are at the mercy of your feed. Also, accounts on X will rarely give you the full nudity. As you can see, even the sluttiest of chicks, like Skylar, keep you on a leash, giving you only a glimpse of the porn they post on other platforms.

Still, X is free. It works on all devices, and it can be used anonymously. Nobody's gonna know it's you posting all those dirty comments below Skylar's photos, and that shit is liberating. There's no limitations on how many xxx accounts you can follow, so knock yourselves out!

Closing the case

This bitch knows how to flash just enough skin to get you hard and leave you begging for more. This is where I saw bare tits and her red bush, as well as elf ears. She is a hot and inked redhead with a thing for dildoes and nudity, and you have to embrace that shit. On top of that, she tweets like fucking crazy! Every damn day she has another nudie to show you, and that's one of the main reasons to follow x.com/skylarshark. If you decide to subscribe to her OF, it's where you'll have 8K pics to jack off to.

X is the appetizer, and OnlyFans is the main course. Skylar’s mastered the promo game, and she’s raking it in while you’re left drooling over her posts. Whether it’s her alt vibe, her playful costumes, or the promise of something dirtier behind a paywall, Skylar Shark knows how to keep you hooked. This bitch isn’t just surviving the xxx game! She’s fucking owning it, so the least you can do for her is follow her. It's not like it's gonna cost you, and it's a chance for you to save money in the long run. Play it smart and enjoy!