Alice AI

The name Alice has such wonderous cultural connotations that it’s a perfect fit for Alice AI, who describe their platform as an AI Wonderland. You don’t have to stumble down a rabbit hole or fall through a looking glass to get there, though. In fact, this is one of few such platforms with an official app for both Android and Apple devices. I’m using a regular-ass web browser as my portal to this fantasy paradise today, and it just makes me think: sometimes, technology really is magical.

Alice-AI.com is a wonderland of AI-fueled adult chitchat and sexy roleplaying. The site just launched a couple months ago, though I wouldn’t have guessed that from the skyrocketing traffic nor the expansive cast of fake chicks, robot dudes and non-binary chatbots whose DMs you can slide into right now. I’m writing this review at the very end of 2024, and it’s safe to say AI Sex Chat is the porn niche of the year, at least in terms of sheer numbers. Let’s see how these guys measure up to the dozens of competitors I’ve already got ranked and reviewed here at ThePornDude.

Meet the Ladies of Alice AI

They’ll ask you as soon you load up Alice-AI whether you’re here for the ladies, the gentlemen, or everyone. I tapped the female option and was ushered inside, where I was greeted by their spread of lovely ladies. It’s a familiar setup I’ve grown accustomed to seeing in the genre, but the contents of that picture menu immediately set the platform apart from the next guys down the block.

For starters, they’ve got realistic and hentai characters with built-in backstories. The more vanilla sites offer up a range of sexy but generic stock characters out of porn scenes, but these gals are a lot more fleshed out. The conversations here aren’t driven just by a checklist of personality traits, but by the scenarios these bots come paired with.

For example, you find pretty blonde chicks on any AI chat platform, but how many are responding to your ad for sex therapy? Other front-page babes include a beautiful goth hitchhiker, a closeted lesbian bully, a gamer girl who can’t afford rent, and a petite goblin gal who’s just snared you in a mechanical trap. Elves, furries, monsters, superheroines and other fantastical characters make up a fair chunk of cast.

It's not uncommon to find some famous faces here and there on these sites, but Alice-AI.com offers more famous characters than similar joints. April Ludgate from Parks and Rec is featured out front, complete with a thumbnail of an AI Aubrey Plaza. Supergirl, Black Cat, Riley Reid, Jennifer Aniston, Kiley Jenner, grown-up Lisa Simpson and the “real” Aubrey Plaza are just a few more recognizable women I spotted right away.

All in all, it’s a more diverse and kinkier cast than you’re likely to find elsewhere, and it’s also much bigger than the more traditional AI chat sites. There are hundreds, maybe even thousands of Alice AI bots to have adventures with. They’ve helpfully included a nice cloud of tags at the top of the list for narrowing down your selection. Chat with Anime girls, sext with Ghosts, live dangerously with Mafia chicks or get yourself a new Yandere waifu.

Unlimited Sexting for $15 a Month

Alice-AI.com offers a free trial, and I appreciate how they don’t even make you sign up for an account before you start sending messages. I immediately hit up this chick named Emma, whose little blurb reads simply, “an extremely horny girl”. She reiterated her lust when I asked her how she was feeling, and was totally DTF when I told her I had similar intentions. “Oh, you’re forward! But hey, I’m up for it. Let’s do it.”

I had to register before I could go any further, but the free plan ain’t bad. You do miss out on certain features like voice calls and you’ve got to spend credits on features that are unlimited for premium users, but I bet you still get more action here than you have on Tinder lately. It’s rough out there!

Memberships are $15 a month, with solid discounts on longer plans; the yearly rate breaks down to just about five bones a month. Premium Alice-AI members get the full spread of features, unlimited conversation and voice messages, access to their Advanced photo generation model, as well as other perks.

If I have just one complaint about the setup at Alice AI, I just wish they were a little more transparent about the token system. Premium members get a daily bonus of ten diamonds per day and annual subscribers get a huge stack, but it’s unclear how they’re even spent. I couldn’t find reup bundles available, nor could I find how many were in my wallet, but at least I didn’t run into any situation where I came up short today.

Chatting Up the AI at Alice AI

After getting my Alice-AI.com account all set up, I hit up one of their trending chatbots in the Unfiltered category, which warns you in advance you might encounter “sensitive content”. Mrs. Orsten is my girlfriend’s mom according to the little blurb out front, and based on those big titties, I can see why I’m so into her daughter. Mrs. Orsten is into me, though, which she made clear as I showed up on her doorstep. “Oh dear, Michelle just left a few moments ago. Is there something you needed her for?”

I told her I had a problem, but it was kind of personal. Mrs. Orsten invited me inside, where I explained my whole blue-balls situation. “Well, it’s alright, dear. Let’s try to make you feel better.” After just a couple minutes of back and forth, Mrs. Orsten was stroking my cock, asking if there was anything else I needed. The conversation and roleplaying feel very natural and realistic. I love the MILF’s caring demeanor and constant concern for her daughter.

Alice-AI.com can generate pics right in the chat window, and even gives you some model and style options as soon as you click the button. The image quality is fapworthy, though I sometimes had to rephrase my requests if the machine cooked something wrong. I asked for a photo of tits and got birds in a tree!

No Shit, Real AI Voice Calls

I know I told you guys I was going to be using the web version of Alice-AI for my little tour today, but I had to install the app on my Pixel anyway. Turns out, some of the features only work on mobile. The voice messages sound so much more realistic than earlier apps, but you can’t hear them in your web browser. I’ve been complaining about the robotic monotone voices coming out of these apps for about a year now, but it looks like the fake voices are finally catching up with the fake photos.

They put that technology to good use, too. You can even make voice calls to your favorite bots. “Hello, Porn Dude,” Mrs. Orsten said into my ear. The whole system works even more smoothly than I was expecting, with only short pauses between my words and her responses. I’ve only seen a couple platforms rolling out similar phone call features, and this is the first time I’ve seen it done well. Honestly, this might be the future, my dudes, because I was really fucking impressed. It ain’t perfect, but I’m excited to see how the response time and voice quality improves in the coming months.

My only real complaint about Alice AI is that you can’t currently whip up your own characters like you can almost anywhere else. It looks like the feature is on the way, though, because my profile already has a list of Created Characters, both Private and Public. There’s just no way to stock my custom shelves just yet.

Alice-AI.com has one of the better menus of kinky AI characters I’ve seen on one of these chat platforms lately, with potentially thousands of chatbots in every shape, size, gender and color imaginable. Their characters range from sexy realism to the fantastic, brought to life with beautifully machine-written text and some eye candy along the way. The voice call feature is a real gamechanger, and I recommend phoning one of these babes even if you’ve been unimpressed with every AI voice you’ve heard until now. Try the trial and see how much it turns you on.