Vitoria Alves

Merry fucking Christmas, you naughty little gooner! Hope you’ve got all that cum out of your balls now that it’s finally time to see your family! Have you made sure there aren’t any cum stains in your clothes? You know, someone’s bound to notice if there is!

I’m sure you’ve got one more in you before it’s time to pretend like you haven’t been jerking off all year! And I’ve got the perfect girl for you! We’re still in the world of OnlyFans, my friend! And honestly… I don’t know when we’ll leave!

I’ve been having a fucking great time! And we’ve only been looking at all the girls in the West! Wait until we get to the Eastern babes! If you thought I was creaming over JAV Twitter, you’d love to see how I react to Japanese girls who fuck mostly for fun!

I wonder if they have the same work ethic as the JAV stars! Haha! Anyway, that’s for another time… We’re gonna be looking at sluts from North America for a while… There’s A LOT of them.

We tend to think that they’re mostly bimbos who couldn’t do anything else if they didn’t have great bodies and were total sluts… My friend, you couldn’t be further from the truth. A lot of these girls REALLY DO this for fun! And they maintain a regular life.

It’s hard to believe. But it’s true! Life just ain’t fair! You have to work a professional gig and spend money to jerk off to a girl on OnlyFans because you’re too busy to hold down a relationship. Some of the girls you’re paying for have the same careers as you!

They’re earning your salary, PLUS the money that you and every other horny simp are paying them! It’s pretty fucked up, right!? Haha! Well… Don’t feel too bad. At the end of the day, you’ll find love a lot easier than she will.

Not to get all sentimental… But that’s actually true. Once you’ve decided you’ve had enough of jerking off to strangers on the internet, a sweet girl (Who hopefully isn’t the type to have an OnlyFans account!) will come into your life, and you’ll live happily ever after.

And the girl who makes quadruple your income in a year? She’ll probably STILL be on OnlyFans. Life is all about balance, my friend! Anyway, until then, let’s just enjoy the wonders of the internet and girls slutty enough to make it a good time!

Today, we’re diving into the world of CuteGeekie, better known as Pearl, (aka Cute Little Pearl). No, not THAT Pearl! I’m not talking about the red-headed girl on YouTube who thinks women shouldn’t vote and is still somehow a virgin.

(That’s what she says… I don’t believe it for one second. I mean, she exclusively dates black dudes, right? You don’t think she’s been tempted by a BBC every once in a while? Not once?! Give me a break! Haha!)

Although, if THAT Pearl ever opens up an OnlyFans, you’d better believe I’d be the FIRST to know. I’m sure everyone wants to know what that [allegedly] virgin pussy looks like. I also kinda wanna see if the carpet matches the drapes!

Anyway, the Pearl we’re talking about is almost as interesting… Like I said before, life isn’t fair, and sometimes you get to have a normal career AND have a bunch of dudes jerk off to your hot body online!

Pearl isn’t just a sex-obsessed OnlyFans sluts. She’s a STEM major studying computer science! That’s right, my friend! If OnlyFans ever stops working out for her, she can go right into a normal job!

Good luck to her though! Those videos are never fucking leaving her! Just think about all those computer nerds pretending they’ve never jerked off to her videos. Man, the simp energy in that office would be off the fucking charts!

No matter what this girl does, she’s living like a fucking queen! Haha! Pearl has accumulated a pretty big following on social media. Her whole thing is basically being a hot computer science student… Maybe thousands of dudes are just REALLY into computer science! Haha!

Pearl loves nothing more than coding, gaming, and popping her pussy online. If you’ve ever been to college, you’ve probably known or at least heard of “the campus whore”. There’s one in every university.

If you’re gonna be a raging whore while studying… Why not make a little money on the side? Pearl is in a timeline where she’s not just making side-money from being a total slut. She’s making more money than she’ll make doing anything else! Haha!

And for good reason… That ass is out of fucking control! Why the fuck would anyone with an ass like that wanna sit around on computers all day?! I’ll never understand! But who cares! At least we get to enjoy it forever!

CuteGeekie/Pearl/Cutelittlepearl OnlyFans First Look

Let me tell you something… This girl fucking LOVES making content! Thank goodness OnlyFans exists. Because if it didn’t Pearl would FOR SURE be the girl who gives everyone in her college chlamydia!

Trust me… That’s not a joke… That’s happened before, and people never forget it, haha! Thankfully for you and everyone in her college, Pearl is happy to share her sluttiness with the world almost every day! So, you can get off, and cocks in her college stay mostly clean!

Once you land on her OnlyFans page, you’ll know exactly what you’re in for. Laying on a bed with nothing but a plaid shirt and her fine white ass perking up on the bed… You’re in for a good time! And that candid profile picture featuring her in a purple bra will have you dreaming!

You can expect everything you’d expect from an Instagram influencer’s OnlyFans and much much more! Pearl didn’t make her page so you could review her code! She did it with the sole purpose of getting you to cum! And cumming is exactly what you’ll do!

You can enjoy everything from standard sex to Pearl playing with fuck machines to strip teases, daily nudes, POV videos, and more! And guess what else? Those DMs are wide open, baby!

Is it gonna be her replying to your DMs? Probably not! But you’ll be too horny to care! While you're halfway into an orgasm, your brain won’t even be able to tell the difference! Not to mention the sheer amount of uploads she has.

You won’t remember DMs exist when you’re scrolling through all of her content. Right now, has over 3500 media posts. That’s some of the most we’ve seen all fucking year! And you’d better believe that’s not slowing down anytime soon.

This girl is a nymphomaniac if I’ve ever seen one. And I’ve seen A LOT! So… you’ve got access to all of this for how much? $9.99! And no, that’s not a discounted price! And yes, that’s less than a lot of girls charge for way less!

The only catch is that Pearl charges for some of the videos she releases. Don’t worry though… This is one of the horniest girls on OnlyFans. So, you’ll ALWAYS get access to some full videos. You can cum without even reaching for your wallet!

CuteGeekie/Pearl/Cutelittlepearl’s OnlyFans Content

There’s A LOT of it… And it’s really good! It’s not every day you come across some adult content that wins in both quality and quantity! You’d think this girl was a professional pornstar if she didn’t let everyone know every day just how smart she is!

She’s living the fucking dream. I caught a video of her bouncing on a cock in reverse cowgirl position… It almost didn’t look real. Like her ass was too fucking perfect! Haha! I thought to myself “How the fuck does a girl like that feel when she’s writing code all day. And when the fuck does she get the time to even write study?”.

What do you think… With a body like that and bedroom skills like hers… You think she’s passing her classes? If she does, that’d be SERIOUSLY impressive. Because she uploads A TON of content. Her schedule must be fucking crazy! There’s no way you could even have a social life…

Maybe it really is her in those DMs, haha! There’s only one way to find out!

What I Like

It’s pretty rare for an OnlyFans page to exceed in quality AND quantity. Cutegeekie is a different animal. A smart college babe with a perfect ass and a sex drive that’d put yours to shame. You couldn’t dream of a more perfect girl!

What I Don’t Like

I’m never really a fan of paywall content on a paid subscription… But Pearl is VERY liberal about letting her fans see her in action… So, you can’t really complain.

Is It Worth The Price

That’s a yes from me! $9.99 to see that perfect college ass in action every day?! That’s well worth the money. And if you really enjoy those videos, I’m sure shelling a little extra wouldn’t hurt too much!

Conclusion

CuteGeekie (aka Pearl, aka Cutelittlepearl) is the hardest-working girl on her campus! Instead of giving everyone in her college STD’s, she’s sharing that perfect ass with the world. A true hero!

With the amount of sex she has, I don’t know where she finds the time to study… Something tells me she gets great grades no matter how much she studies! Am I right? Haha!