BombenBlondie

x.com/Bombenblondie, huh?! Well, Bomben Blondie is one hell of a fucking name. I’ll give that to the chick! She looks like one of those emo gamer chicks and has an alt vibe to her, so it's a good start. Now, the question is whether her x.com/Bombenblondie account is hot and busy enough to get my stamp of approval. Let's find out.

She has a split tongue

The first thing I see upon loading x.com/Bombenblondie is the line "I'll show you what it means to have a split tongue". Is she implying that she gives good blowjobs due to her split tongue, or is my filthy brain just working overtime? Either way, I’m already intrigued, and kinda hard.

The profile picture here on x.com/Bombenblondie reveals that Blondie is one of those cute chicks with a couple of tattoos. Looks like Marilyn Monroe after chain-smoking two packs and downing a bottle of Jack. Rough around the edges, but I think I like it.

At the time of this review, the account had about 36K followers. Honestly, I expected way more, but if all this kinky bitch does is wag that split tongue around without flashing some real skin, it makes sense. No tits, no ass, and followers drop like a motherfucker! I’m the goddamn Porn Dude, so it’s only fair I expect Bomben to at least tease the line between freaky and full-blown porn. If she’s just tongue-flexing for clout, this ride’s gonna be limp as fuck. Let’s see if she’s packing heat. Read on!

Mommy's here

The subtitle is the caption attached to the latest post on x.com/Bombenblondie. It's fucking wicked, showing Bomben Blondie in a leather suit with chains on. She's not naked, but the look on her face is fucking sexy. Once you see it, you know that she does porn.

She's wiggling that tongue of hers, and it looks fetish as fuck. Hell, I didn’t even know tongue fetishes were a thing until now. Did Bomben Blondie invent this shit? Either way, she’s making it hard not to fantasize about what that freaky split tongue could do...

Yeah, man, she’s goth! That’s the fucking word I’ve been chasing this whole damn time! What blows my mind, though, is how her posts on x.com/Bombenblondie don’t pull in bigger numbers. Sure, she’s getting about 10K per post, but fuck that! I want more for Bomben! She’s wicked as hell, the kind of badass chick you see once and never forget, and trust me, that shit’s rare in a sea of bland, pouty-faced blondes clogging up the web. Bomben ain’t one of those basic bitches trying to look cute for clout. She’s a punk, goth, alt queen dripping with fuck-you attitude, and that’s reason enough to hit that follow button. Moving on.

My two cents on the content

Bomben does cosplay, uniforms, costumes, and I think she does live shows. I'll circle back to that topic a tad later. The thing that's obvious is that Bomben Blondie invest money into her content. She uses pro camera to take videos and pictures, and that speaks volumes about her willingness to succeed in this xxx game. Well, as you can see, good things come to those who wait. She’s been hustling for a while, and guess what? The Porn Dude has finally fucking noticed her! From here on out, Bomben, you’re on the goddamn fast track to the top.

Bomben Blondie has big tits, and I think they are natural. The bitch is proud of that rack, and you can tell by the way she rocks push-up bras, tiny tops, and bikini fuckin’ tops that put all the focus on her tits. I ain't complaining.

Now, don’t get me wrong, the bitch knows how to work those titties, but let’s talk about the rest of her shit. The tweets on x.com/Bombenblondie kinda all look the same, mainly because there’s a whole lotta tongue-wiggling and not enough bare cunts. Like, what the fuck happened to showing off the real goods? It's 2024, and I’m over here wondering where the hell all the fucking nudity went. This tease game is cute, but it’s like getting a handjob through a pair of jeans. Don’t leave me wanting, show me the damn pussy!

Let's look at the numbers

This might seem like a boring part of this review, but it's actually the crucial one. You want the hoe you follow on X to be active. If she’s posting once a week and vanishing, she's not worth a follow. You need consistency, motherfucker! If she’s dropping posts daily, interacting with followers, and keeping things hot, you know she’s in the game for real. That constant grind is what keeps you coming back for more. A lazy-ass hoe won’t get your attention for long.

Now, what about x.com/Bombenblondie? Well, this account was launched exactly three years ago. Over the course of that time, Bomben Blondie tweeted around 430 times. If you apply some simple math, you'll realize that's around 10 or 11 times a month, on average. Yeah, not exactly setting the fucking world on fire, but it ain’t completely dead either. It’s like two new posts a week. Now, I’m not saying she’s a lazy bitch, but let’s just say she’s teetering on the edge of it.

Look, if you’re gonna be in the game, at least show up enough to keep your followers interested. Two posts a week is meh. It’s like she’s got one foot in the door but still too lazy to fully step inside. It’s not awful, but it’s certainly not the kind of shit that’s gonna get you crowned queen of X anytime soon. Get it together, Bomben!

Sure she does OnlyFans

I've checked out the list of links on x.com/Bombenblondie and found out about the hoe is uploading to Twitch and x.com, but I want to focus on OnlyFans. I know for a fact that all these bitches focus on OF the most because that's where the money's at. It’s where they have the tools in their hands as well as the freedom to set up their own prices and serve whatever content they want.

Right now, Bomben Blondie has around 350 pics and 50 videos to offer on her OF. She's kinda mysterious in the bio, saying that she does it all, but not pinpointing the type of content she does. I can see that she's into sex tapes and sexting, and that's where I want to mention x.com/Bombenblondie once again.

You see, you can't expect proper communication with Bomben on X. She simply doesn't waste her time following people back, replying to their comments and shit like that. If you want to be sure that the blonde will reply, you should pay for her subscription on OnlyFans.

Thanks to x.com/Bombenblondie, I've found out that the subscription is on a discount right now. It's 20% for the following 30 days, and I might have never known if it wasn't for X. It's simple really. You follow the cunt on X, don’t drop a single dime, and still get the insider info that could save you some fucking cash. Just so you know, I’ll take the discount, no shame in that game.

Time for me to drop the curtain

The bitch isn’t exactly setting the world on fire with her posts. At least not on X. Sure, she’s got a nice little following, but she’s not grinding her ass off like some other bitches out there. The content is teasing as hell, but doesn’t quite cross the line into full-on porn. I guess you could say it's fucking frustrating.

On the other hand, this bitch knows how to work her angle. She’s got a killer look, a split tongue that’s enough to make you think about all kinds of filthy shit, and she knows exactly how to tease without giving you the full load. Plus, she’s active enough to keep you coming back for more, and hey, with a little extra effort (a.k.a. dropping some cash on her OnlyFans), you might get the goods.

Following x.com/Bombenblondie is a smart move, especially if you’re looking to get in on the secret sales and save yourself some cash in the long run. You don’t gotta spend a fucking dime on her X posts, but you still get the inside scoop. X is free, and it's handy if you know where to look. So, yeah, if you like your women a little punk, a little goth, and a lotta tease, give her a follow. She’s worth it, even if you’re not getting the full fucking show... yet.