What’s up, you fucking coomer!? How was your Christmas? Aren’t you glad all your family’s gone so you can stop pretending you’re not a fucking degenerate! How long did it take you to go back to your masturbating hole like the horny gremlin you are? Haha!
Well, we’re coming up to New Year’s Eve, and it’s about time you start making some New Year’s Resolutions! What’s yours gonna be? I sure hope it’s not to masturbate less. Because we both know that ain’t happening! You’ll probably break it within the next few hours of making it!
Why don’t you start small? No Nut November just passed… Why don’t you try not jerking off for the whole of November!? I know… It's a pretty big ask… You know… I was considering doing it myself! Haha! I know! ME! The guy who watches the most porn out of anyone ever!
I don’t know… It just seems cool to be able to say that I saved a nut for an entire fucking month! I mean, my record is two weeks. That’s right, you horny bastard! I didn’t nut for two fucking weeks! And it was the hardest two weeks of my life!
I’m sure I could do two more weeks though… Why not give it a try, right? I just have to keep my eyes closed for most of the day! Haha! Whatever your New Year's Resolution is, I hope you follow it! Trust me, sticking to promises you make to yourself is well worth it!
There’s nothing better than jerking off like a fucking champ! No post-nut depression. Only pure pride! And hey… If that means actually cutting down on the porn for a while, then so fucking be it. Believe it or not, I have other hobbies! Like watching great TV and cycling.
Yeah… Bet you didn’t expect that! Haha! Listen, I love porn… Probably more than anyone... I mean, let’s be honest. I love porn more than anyone who’s ever existed! There’s nothing wrong with porn! It’s fucking great! But there’s more to life than jerking off to hot girls on a screen all day.
That being said… I’ve been spending a HELL of a long time jerking off to a screen all day! I mean… *ahem* researching OnlyFans models for my followers. Hey, don’t judge me! You think I’d ever try to watch less porn. Me? Are you crazy?! This is my whole thing!
Haha! Anyway, we’re still in the world of OnlyFans, and I’ve been having a hell of a time! Today, we’re gonna be enjoying content from one of the most ELECTRIC babes on OnlyFans… A girl you’ll be thinking about for a long long long time.
Today, we’re diving into the OnlyFans world of Isla Summer. If you’ve never heard of her… You’re sure as shit never gonna forget her! Isla Summer is primarily an OnlyFans model. She has an Instagram and a Twitter account but they’ve both been set to private…
I don’t know why… I’ve tried to follow her on both, but I’m still waiting on approval. I’m guessing she’s real exclusive with her fans on social media… (No one tell her that whatever she puts online stays there forever.)
She’s one of the most anticipated potential pornstars on OnlyFans… This girl is like a fucking world wonder. Just looking at her is fascinating. That perfect brown body with perfect D-cup tits… And she’s NATURAL!
You could spend hours staring at her and I bet you couldn’t guess her ethnicity. Go on… Search Isla Summer on Google Images and take a guess…
Whatever you guessed, you’re wrong! Isla’s half Korean and half fucking Samoan! She’s like a sexy unicorn! Haha! I don’t think I’ve ever seen that in real life, let alone in porn! What a fucking time to be alive!
All the internet pervs are lucky enough for Isla to bless us with her incredible genes! And, like all the girls who got their start in the adult world back in 2019, we have COVID-19 to thank for it! That’s right you dirty horndog!
Isla Summer was one of the many girls who got their start in the porn world thanks to the pandemic… Man… I know that thing devastated nations… But it was the best thing to happen to porn since the internet and birth control!
Who knew that all we needed was for everyone to stay inside for girls online to get even sluttier?! I’d never want something like that to happen again… But MAN did we end up with some great porn!
Anyway, Isla Summer went straight into mainstream porn. A lot of girls start off with Instagram or Chaturbate or even go straight to OnlyFans… But Isla went straight for the stars! It didn’t take her long to realize that it was better to just cut out the middleman and take it straight to the fans…
You should see her Pornhub channel! She’s currently ranked in Pornhub’s top 1000 models (953 right now), with 142 MILLION views and over 300k subscribers! You can find about 2 videos on her page. Haha! I’ve never seen Pornhub page stats like that in my life!
And I’ve seen A LOT of Pornhub pages! Isla turned out to be one of the MOST anticipated pornstars on Pornhub! But good luck to all the guys waiting around on her Pornhub page for new content! The real party’s over on her OnlyFans page!
Isla Summer OnlyFans First Look
Landing on this exotic babe’s OnlyFans page is like a breath of fresh air! Not only is she one of the most exotic girls on the platform… She’s the PERFECT mix of slutty and classy! Don’t you just love it when a girl balances between the two?
You can still get off WITHOUT feeling like a disgusting piece of shit afterward! The world NEEDS more girls like her! Her banner features her radiant brown body in the sun with some roses covering her perfect tits.
And if that didn’t excite you enough, you can behold her in her peach-colored bikini barely covering her stunning body! We’re so lucky this beauty turned out to be such a slut! Haha!
Like I said, you’re gonna be spending a pretty long time here. Once you subscribe, you’ll have full access to her wall. That means all her pics and videos… How much will you get to see? Right now, Isla has more than 1800 media posts!
That’s right, my horny friend! And she won’t be slowing down any time soon! This girl uploads porn like she’s trying to run everyone out of business! And not just that! You’ll have FULL access to her DMs.
Yup! It’s almost too good to be true, right?! Well… It probably is! Haha! I mean, come on… This page has over 110,000 likes… You really think she’s gonna find time to talk to every simp with a cock in one hand? Chances are, you’ll probably be speaking to her cousin!
But with the kind of content she posts, your cock’s gonna be pumping so hard, you probably won’t even care! Haha! There’s more than enough content for you to ever care about her responding to your thirsty messages!
And that’s not all! Isla loves to treat her fans to livestreams too! So far, she’s streamed 10 times! Imagine getting to see that perfect exotic body live and in action?! I’d subscribe just for that.
So… How much does all of that cost? Usually, $15. That’s on the low end of OnlyFans subscription fees. I’ve seen girls charge WAY more for WAY less. I’ve seen girls with less than 200 posts charge over $20… And they were nowhere near as hot as Isla Summer!
Isla Summer’s OnlyFans Content
By now, I bet you’re wondering if Isla fucks as good as she looks… I can confidently tell you… She
does not disappoint! She totally could have made it in the mainstream porn world if she decided to stay in that world.
She’s super enthusiastic and ALWAYS down to try new things. Not only does she have the perfect body… But she always looks like she’s having the time of her fucking life! You should check out “The first time Isla tries BBC”. Although, I don’t for one second believe that was her first time!
What I Like
Isla Summer is hands down one of the hottest girls on OnlyFans! That’s right! You heard it here! We’re fucking lucky a girl as hot as that is slutty enough to share her sex life with the world! And she shares A LOT… I don’t think she’ll stop for a while!
What I Don’t Like
There’s nothing to not like here… It’s hard to find a girl as close to perfect as this.
Is It Worth The Price?
Is water fucking wet?
Hell yeah, it’s worth the price! It’s not every day you get to see an exotic beauty like this pop pussy like her life depended on it!
Conclusion
Isla Summer is one of the most anticipated models on Pornhub… Unfortunately for Pornhub, all her best work is on Fansly/OnlyFans… And if you ask me, it’s some of the best content on Fansly/OnlyFans. Oh! I almost forgot! As if all of that wasn’t enough, Isla ran a Christmas sale for the whole month!
If you’re lucky, you can get full access to that perfect Korean/Samoan body for $12.50!
