Maria Agredano

A lot of tattoos and two massive, mouthwatering tits. That's the first thing I notice about Maria Agredano, the mastermind behind x.com/mariafelicitya.

This is one of those X accounts that teases you, but maybe you should not look at it that way. Maybe you should expand your mind for once and acknowledge the fact that X accounts are great previews if you are into a certain chick and you are thinking about paying for her shit on a premium platform. Yep, x.com/mariafelicitya is gonna show you Maria's true colors, and I can't wait to fucking give you my two cents on them. Let's do it!

She's still working on her shit

Maria Agredano is not famous, yet. I tried digging up a couple of her bio facts online, but all I got were links to her OnlyFans page. I guess she's one of those OF models. She is a dark-haired slut with massive tits and an ass that looks fucking bomb.

The background pic on x.com/mariafelicitya shows her rocking those tight-ass leggings that wedge perfectly between her ass cheeks, and that shit is THE look for Maria. The profile photo is a selfie with the focus on her massive tits, so yeah, Maria’s the kind of filthy goddess who knows she’s packing grade-A goods and isn’t shy about shoving them in your goddamn face. Respect.

Despite the fact that X gives the same options to all its members, Maria somehow managed to make this account her own. You wouldn’t believe how many brain-dead sluts throw up random profile pics that do jack shit for their follower count, but Maria obviously knows the importance of the first impression! Right below that profile pic of her tits, Maria says Daddies Girl, and it adds even more vibe to the account. You can almost fucking see her driving her daddy's brand-new car while the wind tingles her fake tits. Fucking genius move!

You want an account that's as active as this one

You're not a damn idiot! You know why you want to follow active accounts as much as I do! You want a daily influx of Maria's tits on your feed! Since you'll be getting pics and short clips only, at least you want a shitload of them! Here's the thing. This x.com/mariafelicitya account was launched in 2022. Over the course of two years, Maria has tweeted around 2.7K times, and that already sounds like a lot.

It's even more impressive when you use some simple math. For the slut to reach the number of 2.7K tweets over the course of only two years, she had to tweet over 100 times each month, on average. That shit means that Maria logs into her X account at least three times a day, on average, and that's the kind of shit you want.

It's the dedication that matters! You want the hoe you follow to be as excited about the shit as you are, and Maria IS fucking excited! Once this review sees the light of day, she's gonna probably log in five times a day! Who knows, maybe that Elon motherfucker will crown her the platform’s most active dick-magnet someday. Stay tuned!

The type of shit she uploads to x.com/mariafelicitya

Finally, the content talk! The latest tweet on x.com/mariafelicitya is a selfie, and it's all about her tits. Those are so damn big that the slut barely contains them inside her blouse! That post racked up 12K views, and you just know those numbers would skyrocket if she ditched the fucking top. Hell, if I had tits like that, I’d strut around topless ‘til the day I croaked.

Another selfie! This time, the chick is rocking a summer dress. You can see her arm tattoos on this one, but once again, no nudity. Yeah, I guess it would be safe to say that the majority of the pics on x.com/mariafelicitya are clothed selfies.

One of the most provocative pics I spotted here shows Maria in high heels and in a dress that barely covers her ass. She’s got one leg slightly raised, so her juicy ass cheek is practically winking at the camera. That shit pulled in around 40K views. Maria, if you’re reading this, ditch the clothes, flash that ass, and you’ll be clocking 400K in no time! Quit playing, girl!

Heading over to Maria's OnlyFans

X.com/mariafelicitya might be a bit too goddamn vanilla for some of you sick fucks out there, especially if you’re as hardcore as me. That's why I want to check her OnlyFans account out. I don't know if I'll find any nudity there, but there's one thing that's certain. On x.com/mariafelicitya, you'll never gonna get a DM from the babe. She's probably gonna ignore your comments. It's that the majority of these ladies just use X to promote their shit and save their strength for real communication with fans for OnlyFans. That's where you'll have to pay for the convos, but at least you'll get them.

The thing with her OnlyFans account is that she remains mysterious. She keeps that poker face on all platforms she rocks, and even though I respect her decision, I think it's not giving us enough tease. Yes, her tits are huge, and she does one hell of a good job with those selfies, but I feel like I'm missing the wow factor here.

Maria has around 250 images and 100 videos to show on OF, and the only thing she wrote in her bio was Exclusive. You don't fucking say! She was online while I was writing this, and I was THIS fucking close to sliding into her DMs for a dirty little interview. Then I thought, fuck that noise. I want her to stumble across this review and finally realize that the porn world needs her. Like, seriously, Maria, get your sexy ass in the game! We’re starving out here!

I'll take you to the candy shop

This is the part where I piss on your parade, but once you are close to giving it all up, I flash a pic of Maria's tits to keep you in the game! Unlike real sluts that show you their cunts on OnlyFans, Maria leaves you a link to her online candy shop. I'm not talking about edible panties or anything of that filthy kind. Maria sells real candy like cotton candy, crunchies, and Skittles. Not exactly what you were hoping for, but maybe she touched one of those candies, and now you can taste it too. Welcome to Maria’s breadcrumb game. That’s just how it is.

I don't think that Maria Agredano does porn. At least not in a way where she pushes dildoes up her cunt for the whole world to see. She's definitely on the vanilla side of things. I went so far and deep into this investigation that I checked out the babe's wish list, and all I found were chairs, blankets, and mugs. Some high-heel shoes, yes, but not a single lingerie set in sight. No double dildoes, and that kind of shit.

There's nothing to lose

I'm a dude. I have a hard time explaining how x.com/mariafelicitya makes me feel. Maybe like getting handed a perfectly wrapped present, but then realizing there’s nothing inside but some photos of her tits in a blouse. Sure, they’re big and all, but where the hell’s the fucking nudity? That’s the goddamn bare minimum we want, and she’s holding back. It’s frustrating as hell, honestly, but hey, she knows how to make you want more, so maybe that’s part of the game.

Despite all the frustration, this chick is active. Over 2.7K tweets in two years is what I call dedication, motherfucker! You’ll get a steady stream of updates, even if they’re just selfies of her tits or that sweet ass of hers. She’s not leaving you hanging. Every day, you get a peek at what she’s offering. That kind of consistency is hot as hell. She’s in it for the long haul, and that makes her stand out from the lazy-ass models who post once every other month and wonder why no one gives a shit.

At the end of the day, X is free as hell. You can follow whoever you want, and there’s no commitment. So, if you're into Maria’s massive tits and those bomb-ass selfies, follow her and enjoy the ride. Sure, it’s not a hardcore porn show, but hey, you’re still getting some quality content for nothing. Who knows, maybe one day she’ll get the balls to drop the blouse and let you see what we all really came for. Until then, you’ve got a hot chick who knows how to work her audience.