SarahWhite6969

SarahWhite6969 "leaked" OnlyFans porn & nudes? Nope. Damn it SarahWhite6969. What did you do this time? I get most of my material from e-girl porn woman OnlyFans hoe Twitter accounts. And you have gone and went and gotten yourself suspended. Twitter is basically a lawless land at this point. Who knows what you can find in the depths of the decrepit and sexually repressed corners of it? You don’t need Tor anymore to get to the weird side of the internet. Twitter is there for you. So to get banned on it you must’ve gone and done something really silly. Well, she’s not banned for life, I presume, just suspended. But potato tomato you know? I am unable to see breasts so it’s all the same to me. I wonder if she got suspended with or without pay. She’s making bank on her OF so I guess I don’t have to worry about her.

Although, I do worry about the proper functioning of her arteries and high blood pressure. Madame SarahWhite6969 is a chubster. Oh, before I tell you all about that, I have to take a side note here. What in the huge belly loving hell is with that stage name? I thought I left the third grade like decades ago. Are we still using numbers in internet names and on top of that the funny numbers? Twice? When Santa makes a list and checks it twice this year SarahWhite6969 is going on the naughty list. Not for being naked on the internet, no. For that godawful stage name. It’s like SarahWhite69 was taken so she just added 69 again. I know that type of lazy because I’ve been that type of lazy when it comes to making Instagram accounts. But I do it with underscores and dots because it looks pretty and makes me feel like a hacker-man. Don’t ask me why I make numerous Instagram accounts. I have my reasons and it absolutely has nothing to do with Insta models blocking me for sending them pictures of my smoothly shaved cock.

Belly Dancer Contender

I get it, chub is nice sometimes. I don’t really like super skinny chicks anyways. Like the lanky planky ones. And I don’t dislike them because of the small boobage. Any type of boobage is fine with me and I think most men would agree. If it’s a boob I’m going nude. And uhm… sucking like it’s food. But lanky tall babes don’t make me want to breed them. Sure, they’re fuckable and I’ve fucked them. But they don’t pull my ding-dong in with magic lady powers. Same goes for chubsters. Now, SarahWhite6969 is unfortunately playing hopscotch with the line of chubby and fat. See it’s all in the face. There are plenty of chicks who have extra pounds in all the wrong places but the faces still look nice and face-fuckable.

SarahWhite6969 on the other hand has got a double chin situation going on and that’s where I draw the line. But if you’re just there to fap to her you would easily miss it. She knows how to pose and hide it well but it slips out on occasion. I don’t know, she confuses my penis. On the one hand big babes come with big boobs but on the other it’s a little bit too much for me. Let me be clear here though. She’s not an abomination straight out of TLC or anything. This is not fetish content. She’s not overtaken by the powers of a feeder who loves to pump her full of food because he wants her as fat as possible. She just strays a little bit too much from the norm of what me you and Mr. McGee are used to seeing on screens.

Still on the Merry-go-round

Scrolling through her Instagram makes me feel like I’m having flashbacks. But like, not the PTSD kind of flashbacks that are scary and you should probably get therapy for. No need for trigger warnings here. Is triggered the right word? I don’t know what you young folk use these days, I try to keep up. Do you know how hard it is to talk to my target demo fucks in a bar when my target demo fucks are 20 something year olds? You people have made this new language us older folk can’t even comprehend. Skibidi Toilet. SarahWhite6969 is probably a 20 something as well, she just looks a tad older because of the extra weight. Her Instagram page is so mundane and has the same content over and over. It puts me in a constant state of deja-vu.

It's like a loop of boobs and dark features. Straight black hair, big eyes, big makeup on, and boobs hanging out like milkers ready for extraction. There’s nothing wrong with her, that’s for sure. Well, except for some extra yellow goo under her skin but I can forgive that. The problem is she’s meh. I don’t have strong opinions about her. You know those personality tests that go from strongly disagree to strongly agree? And then in the middle, you have the neutral option. Yeah, I never press on the neutral option. I’m a man of big penis and big passion. But SarahWhite6969 is awakening within me a kind of mundane bland eggshell white boredom that I rarely experience.

It’s not her fault, most OF babes are a little dull and uninspired. What makes a good OF girl is either a one in a million chance of having brains, or having a good team behind her. I’m sure if SarahWhite6969 got herself a second and third brain to do her social media posting and posing for her I’d be more interested and impressed. All I see now is selfie after selfie. No thoughts about banging her are happening in this head, only finishing this damn thing so I can go eat my Caesar salad. It is now officially soggy. I hate soggy.

Really Big Bazookas

There is a detail I’ve overlooked. I am ashamed, I am here to apologize to all nations for my shortcomings and ask that you don’t chop my dick off. I know my sin is huge but so is the number of my conquests. What would the future ones do without me? My sin is not seeing just how huge SarahWhite6969’s knockers are. It’s really not that obvious on Instagram and her Twitter is suspended so I have no place to see them in their full glory. Except for that one profile picture on OnlyFans. It’s her saving grace, just that one circular picture where she’s holding them. I can’t see other naked content and I’m not gonna pay to do so. As they say, we’ll always have Paris, me and SarahWhite6969 will always have her OnlyFans profile picture. It's a gateway to me liking her more and I don’t need to cross the gate.

I can more or less feel out what’s on the other side and it’s a body I don’t like and boobs that overshadow it all. Fuck it, I have to scrub the internet now for some free to see boob photos. You’ve convinced me PornDude. Thank you PornDude. Okay, I’m back and close to a heart attack. Them babies be natural and hanging, yo. How I wish to cup them in my arms and just gently lift. Play a little you know? Nothing too handsy or aggressive. Just be in the moment, like a monk, and enjoy the thickness and bounciness of those juicy knockers. On a side note, unlike most women she’s far more attractive without makeup.

There’s this one and only one picture I found where she doesn’t have the godforsaken oh so popular “baddie” eyeliner on. She looks like an angel. An angel with really big boobs. And then you go down and the illusion of perfection is broken by a chub that is a little more horizontally expansive than I enjoy. But all is forgiven because of those big bouncy babies. And the no makeup pic. For Saint Peter’s sake SarahWhite6969, stop trying to be a baddie and start doing some content where you look more natural. In that one photo, I definitely get the impulse to breed. So, the potential is there. She’s a very beautiful lady and I have hopes for her. My final verdict is that I’d definitely smash. But when she comes over, I’m bringing the wet wipes. I’ve got these mint scented ones, I’m sure she’ll enjoy the smell.