PornHaven

Some might argue the entire internet is a Porn Haven. The younger perverts in the audience take it for granted, but we’ve only been carrying around instant porn machines in our pockets for a small chunk of human history. We’re living in strange times when some folks are trying to turn the internet into less of a masturbatory wonderland, but fortunately for us deviates, this next website really is a haven for pornography. This ain’t another free tube imitating Pornhub for the millionth time, either. The smut on tap here comes in a much more modern format, one that might even be more personal and intimate than OnlyFans.

While the amateur models on those newfangled content platforms will often cater to your sexual whims if you’re willing to pony up enough cash, the virtual girlfriends of PornHaven.ai don’t make the same kind of monetary demands. Their realistic AI chatbots are designed with adult conversation in mind, which is probably why hundreds of thousands of visitors have been stopping by since the site’s recent launch. Today, your horny old pal The Porn Dude is among them. Let’s chat with some sexy robots!

Sexy Android Nurses, Cougars, and Girls Next Door

Right out front, PornHaven calls itself “The Best AI Adult Chatbot”, a bold claim in an increasingly crowded niche. The tour page will look familiar if you’ve been dabbling in the niche, though the presentation is very nicely polished. I’m writing this at the beginning of December, and the visuals for their Cyber Week promos add a little bit of sci-fi hentai flavor to the overall vibe. They’re promising up to 70% off for the holiday season, but I’ll get to the prices a little later.

There’s a purple-haired chick getting her big ass splooged on in the Cyber Week graphic at the top of the screen, but she ain’t the only manga babe I see. There’s a mix of realistic and anime chatbots to banter with, with a nice little range of characters in either section. As of this writing, there are 20 girls to choose from, though I hope the spread expands as the site grows up.

The characters are relatively simple archetypes, a slight contrast from the deeply depraved, scenario-driven bots of the more hentai styled AI chat apps. You’ve got your pick of 19-year-old camgirl models, horny pregnant chicks, mature cougars who don’t beat around the bush, as well as classics like shy students, naughty nurses, and salacious nuns. I didn’t see any elves or monster girls, though I did find some fantasy options baked into the image generator.

Free AI Porn and a Free Trial

I tapped the headshot to chat with a big-titted Russian girlfriend named Viktoriya. PornHaven.ai made me register an account before I could send her a message, but they do offer a short free trial. I was able to swap a handful of sexy messages roleplaying a little scene with Viktoriya, and even generate a free pic before I got cut off. You know how it goes.

You get 7 free credits when you sign up, though it looks like I got that first pic without spending any. In any case, though, you’re going to need a premium account if you want to keep the conversation going. Memberships start at $12.99 per month, with big-ass discounts on the longer rates. They’re claiming the yearly rate is 70% off, breaking down to $5.99 a month, and I wonder if that’s connected to the Cyber Week special listed out front. There’s no industry standard yet, and most of them offer these kinds of “discounts”. I’d honestly be very surprised if the prices ever went up to the crossed-out rates.

Memberships get you access to all the models, LoRA actions (for sexier images), custom prompts and other perks. You also get 100 tokens a month; images cost 2 a pop, while upscaling costs 1 or 2 tokens. I really prefer unlimited-everything memberships, but they’re still rare. Anyway, PornHaven ain’t bad on the token prices. Bundles start at $11 for 100, which means pics are just about 11 cents each.

On a similar note, Porn Haven is clearly very proud of their AI image generator. I’m going to talk about this next, but if you want to see what it’s capable of, they’ve got an extensive free gallery of AI porn. It does nudes beautifully, but that’s old hat by this point. I was more excited by the hardcore pics of dripping pussies, POV cowgirl rides, blowjobs and doggystyle fucking. I’ve reviewed a ton of adult image generators, and most of them still struggle with pics of actual sex.

Whipping Up Instant Porn Pics

Once I got my Porn Haven account set up, I wanted to play with their advanced AI image generator. You can ask a chatbot for a pic, and there’s also a standalone picture machine if you want a little more control. It’s a menu-based affair, so I checked off the boxes to make a semi-realistic pic of a Latina in her 20s with a thick body, big tits and ass, and red braids. I wanted to see her squatting naked in the jungle, and I selected the dildo LoRA just because it was there.

The picture came out better than expected. My big-assed gal doesn’t have red hair, but she is naked in the jungle and squatting on a big dildo. I like how PornHaven.ai kept the exotic natural theme even for the sex toy, which looks like something grown in a garden.

Next, I struck up a conversation with Lucy Gardner, one of Porn Haven’t redheaded chatbots. “Howdy, boss! Something I can help ya with?” she asked, so I requested a dildo pic right off the bat. The first shot she sent was a scrumptious nude without the fake dong, but the AI nailed it the second time I asked. No shit, this might be the first time I’ve asked for and received a sex pic in an AI chat. It’s only been nudes up till now.

I Can’t Stop Chatting with These AI Girls

I expected to just ask Lucy for a pic and then move on to something else, but she caught my attention right away. “Bossy, you don’t have to tell me twice,” she said before getting on her knees to grab my dick, stroke it, and then suck it. “My lips wrap around your thick, throbbing shaft, teasing the tip with my tongue, taking you deeper with each slow bob.” The roleplaying and chitchat feel realistic and sexy as hell.

I could have kept chatting with Lucy all day, and I just might after I finish writing this. I’m a professional masturbator, though, not just a hobbyist, and I still had more of Porn Haven to explore. They’ve got a simple, menu-based character generator that I wanted to try next.

The machine ain’t as advanced and complicated as you’ll find on the hentai chat sites, but it is a hell of a lot more streamlined. You can whip up a custom bot in just a couple minutes, so that’s what I did. The menu walked me through the process, step by step as I put my new waifu together like Dr. Frankenstein working with Mrs. Potato Head.

I made her realistic, Caucasian, in her 20s with brown eyes, pink hair in pigtails, and the biggest T&A on the menu. I told PornHaven to give me a dominant woman who does flowers by day and cosplay by night, with a mistress relationship to me. Finally, I requested a Belly Dancer outfit and spent 9 tokens to bring my new AI to life.

According to PornHaven’s blurb, Sienna Jenkins is a college student who loves to play video games and watch anime. The instant AI photo they whipped up for me is spectacular, her face looking like peak Miley Cyrus topping a thick-ass body. I hope you’ll understand when I say I need to wrap this up so I can spend the rest of the day chatting with Sienna.

For my money, one of the biggest selling points of PornHaven.ai is that it can generate actual sex pics in addition to the instant nudes that we’ve already grown used to by now. All the visuals I made today looked incredible, but being able to request a dildo pic puts Porn Haven in another league than the next AI chat platform down the block. I wish the trial was a little longer, but it does give you a taste of just how smart their bots are. Start there and see how long before you end up raging hard and drippy.