Alana Araya

Alana Araya! These days, I spend a shit load of time on X (Twitter) going through the hottest thots on the app! Some girls do the dirtiest deeds imaginable straight from their profiles. Then, some don't even flash their titties. It varies from gonzo clips to boudoir-style photos, and that's what makes X so goddamn great for anyone looking for hot chicks. You can see as much or as little as you want!

    

Alana is a brunette OnlyFans creator who's starting to create a buzz for boners all over X, especially the fuckers who like those wholesome chicks who keep all their goodies for their special subscribers. I don’t understand that shit. But for some of you simps who think you’ve met your dream girl, you’re cool with it. You may have heard of her, but if it's your first time learning about her, there's a lot to know before you start diving dick first into her profile.

One of those things is that she's not a nude model like the other bitches you'll see here on X. You may get an occasional photo of her in lingerie, but that's it, my dudes. Of course, if you want to see more, she makes it easy with that lusty link in her bio. However, don't expect to see nudes when you subscribe there. I went ahead and did my due diligence on behalf of your ballsacks, and unfortunately, her nude content is PPV (pay-per-view) and by custom requests.

Many chicks are doing this nowadays as a means to be a part of the amateur porn craze going on through social media. Still, not every chick has the chesticals to make real porn. It's a damn shame if you ask me. But I know that everyone has their boundaries. The thing is, Alana has so much fucking potential to be a hot amateur pornstar. She could at least do solo work — nobody said she has to get dicked-down by Jason Luv. I know you cucks out there would love that shit, though.

Anyway, if you want to know what Alana is doing on X to promote her exclusive content — you're in the right spot, my dudes! I'm going to try not to give this girl a hard time. But you know me — I'm going to give it to you straight so that you don't go stroking your dick to bitches that don't do enough compared to the dirty girls you're used to fapping with. Here's what you can expect to see from Alana, as well as what you won't see!

Alana Has Pornstar Potential

Alana has a hell of a lot of pornstar potential, but she's not the type to put herself out there like that. Let's not waste any time, wankers. If you look at the media section on her profile, you'll notice that it's filled with nothing but selfies. It's a damn shame, too. Now, some of you vanilla fuckers might be okay with that shit. However, for dudes like me who want to see endless photos and videos of ass, titties, and sex content — it's pretty fucking lame.

For a girl with almost 20K followers, you'd think she would want to grow, right? Alana seems to be taking her sweet-ass time. Alana joined in 2020, according to her profile, and by now, you'd think this bitch would have over 200K followers. Did she restart her page? No, she's just boring as fuck. I'm not trying to be a dick, but you fuckers know I keep it real around here. Keep scrolling through her photos — what do you see?

It's the same shit — boring mirror selfie after another boring mirror selfie. Hey, it helps that Alana is fine as fuck. However, you have to be a real basement-dwelling, down-bad motherfucker to get anything out of this X page. But now that I'm on the subject, I'll discuss this chick's body for a minute. As you already know, Alana doesn't show a fucking thing. The closest you'll get to a nude is a few lingerie posts, but that's it.

There was one post I found to be fucking hot, though; she was sitting by the window with a city view in her underwear and a hoodie. She would have looked better in a Porn Dude Casting hoodie, but whatever. Anyway, after scrolling through her selfies, I concluded that she has a nice ass. However, you'll never fully see it unless you pay for it on her OnlyFans. Alana takes care of herself, though; you can tell by how her tight leggings hug her toned legs.

She also has a sexy smile, too. At times, she gives me Hazel Moore vibes — maybe even better-looking. Still, Alana's not doing all the anal antics and face-fucking like Miss Moore. It's such a fucking drag — she has such a cum-worthy face! I almost forgot her tits, fellas. It's not like I saw them flopping around or being flashed, but they look decent, I guess. They'd look even better if she didn't wear any clothes, but at this point, what else do you expect from this chick?

Nothing But SFW Selfies

So, if you haven't figured it out by now, Alana isn't doing anything but posting SFW selfies. Why the fuck is she standing there with her hands in her pockets, posing, and smiling? What the hell is this bullshit? She'll take mirror selfies in complete fucking outfits — nobody cares about your OOTD (Outfit-of-the-day), Alana! We want tits! We want ass! We want pussy! We want sucky sucky — fucky fucky! She doesn't even do that for her OnlyFans, my dudes. Again, I'm not trying to give her shit, but this is not what a guy like me goons over!

For the almost twenty-thousand of the thot-lovers following Alana, I'm genuinely fucking concerned for your cocks. How are you busting nuts with a babe that doesn't even give you what you want? And I thought she was sick for collecting your cum cash — you fuckers are to blame, too! Now, I know she could improve over time, and I've seen girls go from being good to naughty nymphos before. But at this point, it's almost too easy for this slut — and she knows it, too. There must be something I don't know.

Those PPV pictures and videos must be fucking good for her to keep this up. Maybe a majority of her followers are her fappers on OnlyFans. What do you horny bastards think? Would you follow a chick who only does boudoir-style photos and doesn't post nudes? I get that it's becoming more of a popular thing in the porn world — teasing cock-jerkers until they've dished out thousands of dollars. But to me, it seems ridiculous when there's so much porn out there these days, especially on X!

Give Us Nudes & Sex Content

It's pretty clear at this point — Alana needs to step up her fucking game! From what I can tell, she has a damn good body, particularly she has an outstanding ass. Why doesn't Alana show it off more? I'll cut her some slack for the boudoir photos she posts. One that I found shows her bending over, giving a good view of her buttcheeks for once. Still, that's one out of hundreds of posts from this thot — that shit isn't going to cut it!

My advice for Alana is simple: give us nudes and some sex content — something sexier and less classy — more assy! Alana, you have a fit, juicy ass for a slim girl who takes care of herself. Now, do us a favor and take care of our cocks! Overall, I'm disappointed, but I want to end positively. Even if we saw more lingerie photos and short clips of her doing more sex-centered content, such as rubbing her pussy through her panties, that would be a significant upgrade on her X page without showing too much.

I get that she has to keep the hardcore shit saved for OnlyFans, but it appears that naughty nympho activities are a rare sight there, too. Alana needs to change some shit up. It's clearly working in some ways for her, but for horny bastards like myself who want to see more, this shit is straight-up boring. She makes herself look like another basic bitch! Even small, sexy changes would make this X profile stand out, and it'd sure as hell make my stiffy stand way more than it is right now!

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At least she's hot as hell; that's the good news. You already know what else I have to say about this profile, so take it as a warning, wankers. I've done my part, and my dick is very unsatisfied. Now, you perverts can see for yourselves that Alana isn't an ideal X (Twitter) fap if you find yourself looking for lusty ladies posting porn. I don't say all of this to shit all over Alana. Look at that face — she's a babe, right?

I think that's what has my dick so discouraged — she could easily turn this shit around if she wanted. Let's say she decided out of nowhere to start up the slutty photos and videos. In that case, she'd probably be one of the most popular porn pages on X — mark my words, motherfuckers! What do you think? Do you think she's worth the wank? Are you fuckers going to follow Alana? As for me, I'm going to keep up with her, for sure.

However, if you value high-quality smut on your timeline, you'll probably skip this chick until you see more nakedness. But I know some of you simps just fell in love. With that said, I'll let some of you betas start beating your meat with this baddie. After all, you're probably so sex-deprived that any chick that commands your cock through the screen will make you subscribe, anyway. Lucky for you, fuckers, that lusty link is in her bio — just a click away!