ThotPorn.tv

Thot Porn is kind of a funny name for a dirty movie website, because really, who’s starring in fuck flicks besides thots? The title almost demands a definition of the 21st century term, and I’d say it has slightly tighter connotations on the adult internet than it does in general conversation about loose women. If you hear a respected smut scholar like your old pal The Porn Dude mention the word, you probably start envisioning a certain type of self-made starlet. These are the amateur pornstars of the pandemic era, and they’re clearly here to stay—kind of like long COVID!

Maybe you guessed it from the name and didn’t even need my little intro, but in case you’re unfamiliar with the newfangled lingo, I can spell it out in simpler language: ThotPorn.tv is a free porn collection devoted to the hottest internets sluts. It ain’t too different from the average free tube, but the content feels a little more intimate thanks to the DIY nature of the stuff. These guys are pulling millions of visitors a month, putting them on another level than your average low-grade Pornhub imitator. Let’s take a closer look at what all these pervs are shaking their dicks at lately.

Just Who Are These Thots?

When I say a website is a “Pornhub imitator”, I don’t necessarily mean it in a bad way. The platform is number one in its game for a reason, and still dominates the free smut market despite banning consumers from an increasingly scary number of anti-porn American states. It's a super-efficient delivery vehicle for fap fodder, so it makes sense that everyone would copy them at least a little. That’s why I feel like ThotPorn’s logo is more of an homage than a ripoff, mimicking the two-tone emblem on the big PH. They’re basically saying they’re the Pornhub of internet chicks.

Those chicks are clearly the stars of the show. Most tubes hit you first thing with the latest and greatest scenes on the site, but here, they’ve got a couple sections of creators before they get to the videos. The cast is a lovely mix of OnlyFans girls, sexy influencers, amateur models and some traditional pornstars, too. It speaks to the power of the genre that established video whores have been making the switch over to the new home-baked porno style, and I fucking love the development.

At the top of the Trending Creator list today are babes like Coconut Kitty, Trisha Paytas, Soy Neiva and WoeAlexandra. Thick-ass redhead Isla Moon, a favorite of mine, is featured on a sidebar menu alongside gals like Skylar blue, Princess Noodles and Kaitiana Kay. No shit, they’ve got nearly 40,000 creators listed as of this writing. You can’t reshuffle the stack by popularity, but it looks like the Hot section is exactly the ranked list you’re looking for. Belle Delphine’s near the very top, as always, but Naimi has pulled ahead as far as total views on the site.

Quick Clips in Every XXX Genre

When OnlyFans first humped its way into the public consciousness, it was mostly solo content. It makes sense, as the platform blew up when we were all stuck at home, social distancing. A lot of these chicks got into the business of shooting titty pics and masturbation vids in their bedrooms, and that’s still reflected in the content. That said, hardcore sells, so we’ve been seeing a steady shift toward more explicit dick-in-hole material.

ThotPorn.tv carries a gorgeous and freaky variety of amateur pornography, but solo and otherwise. Even before I’d left the front page, I saw internet thots gargling balls, taking it doggystyle, and leading each other around on dog leashes. There are masturbation scenes, electric butt plugs, bathroom hookups and even some straight-up orgies.

I’m sure there’s even kinkier fetish stuff in there, but it might not be very easy to find. My one immediate complaint about the setup at ThotPorn is just that the tagging kind of sucks. This is a common problem with tubes in this niche, as they don’t always use the same set of keywords as the anything-goes tubes. ThotPorn looks like it's not doing any tagging as far as sex acts, scenarios, outfits and kinks. Searches for terms like Feet, BBW, BDSM and Lesbian turned up creators with the keywords in their screennames, but that’s it.

I think a lot of models anticipate this kind of thing these days. OnlyFans itself is still a bitch to search, one of my longstanding issues with the platform, which is one of the reasons so many models put their specialty kinks in their online handles. I searched for Thot Porn with ASMR and found nearly 50 creators with names like Cassi ASMR and ASMRMaddy. The tagging might not be perfect, but make sure to type your fetish into the box!

Little Pornos by the Millions

With 40,000 creators on ThotPorn.tv, you don’t have to be a math wizard to guess there’s an absolute fucking shitload of content here. It’s wild, because the site hasn’t even been around that long, but they’ve already got nearly 3 million videos. There are a ton of short clips, as you’ve already guessed if you’re even halfway familiar with the genre, but the extensive size of the collection makes up for the skimpy runtimes. I do wish you could reorder the listings by duration, but it’s definitely not a dealbreaker.

I couldn’t find any upload dates, which are how I usually gauge how quickly any porn stash is growing. ThotPorn.tv didn’t even have a domain until just a couple years ago, and with the massive scope of the library, it’s a safe bet they’re constantly adding fresh material. The front page didn’t have the steady trickle I find on a lot of the other tubes, so I’m assuming there’s a queue with monster-size batch uploads on the regular.

Their whole Photos section is growing at an even faster pace. They’ve got nearly 14 million nudie pics as of this writing. Galleries have largely been throwaways on free tubes for years, but the social media sluts of Instagram, Snapchat and OnlyFans have really changed that. These chicks know how to take sexy selfies, and they’re true artists of the genre, to say nothing of the hardcore photoshoots, foot fetish galleries and other photographic tomfoolery.

As with the OnlyFans-style video content, there’s been a steady creep of more hardcore depravity into what had been a realm of solo shoots. I clicked on a double blowjob photo by Egyptian Kitty, which led me to an extensive gallery of topless mirror pics, whip-wielding bondage photos, girly makeout sessions, and even some ass-crack licking. Yum!

Fapping Up a Whole New Collection

One of my favorite familiar faces on the front page of Thot Porn’s Hot section was the ever-popular Amouranth. I clicked through to her page, which included over 700 videos and nearly 2,000 photos. My dudes, I’m not bullshitting you when I say I could probably spend all day in just this redhead’s section of the platform.

From there, I made my way to Amouranth’s video section, where I clicked on a thumbnail where she had her lips on a fleshy lollipop. There was a quick video advertisement before I got to watch just eight seconds of the cosplay cutie licking dick. Again, I wish you could reshuffle by duration, because she’s got a lot of these teeny tiny promo clips.

I found a short but insanely hot clip of Amouranth in the shower and I wanted to save it for my permanent offline spank bank. ThotPorn has a Download button above the video player, but I wasn’t able to get it working during my visit. I even turned off my adblockers, inviting more spam, but I couldn’t get the button to do anything. Still, I have a feeling I’m going to be here all day, or at least until I pop.

ThotPorn.tv delivers on its promise of both thots and porn, but if you want this masturbator’s opinion, it’s a lot more fun than regular ol’ TV. They’ve done a great job keeping the focus on the internet chicks of platforms like OnlyFans and Instagram, and built an absolutely massive, free collection of their content. If you’re a fan of the new wave of amateur pornography, you’re going to enjoy the hell out of yourself inside.