HoneyBay

Honey Bay! You wouldn’t download honey, would you? That’s the question that popped into my head when the link to Honey-Bay.com slid into my DMs this morning, but fortunately, the platform is set up for something a lot more fun than swapping delicious bee vomit. (And before the bug nerds blow up my inbox, yes, I know it ain’t technically puke. It’s just a delicious goo that comes out of a bug’s stomach through its mouth.) HoneyBay deals in something even sweeter than that golden insect nectar: dirty talk from beautiful women.

“But beautiful women never want to talk dirty to me,” some of the nerds in the audience might be thinking, but no worries, my neckbearded friends. Honey-Bay.com is an AI-powered adult chat app that works on a couple popular messaging platforms. The website has gone from zero to ten thousand visitors a month since their recent launch, with a lot more on the way if the traffic graph is to be believed. That ain’t even counting the users who are skipping the website and hitting up those fake broads directly. I never miss an opportunity for some X-rated banter anywhere, whether it’s the web, a standalone chat app, the grocery store or my own PornDudeCasting couch. Let’s see if these babes are as naughty as my usual conversation partners, shall we?

There’s Something Sweet at Honey Bay

To date, I’ve ranked and reviewed nearly 80 AI Sex Chat Sites on my big list here at ThePornDude. It’s easily one of the top breakout niches of 2024, along with the AI porn makers and instant photo undressers. Honey Bay, though, is one of just a few that takes the dirty talk outside the web and onto a third-party messaging app. It might even be the first that works with both Discord and Telegram. I’d love to see support for other popular platforms rolled in at some point. Imagine how many potential users they could draw in if WhatsApp was on the list.

Now, the obvious advantage here is that a lot of you already have Discord, Telegram, or both. The obvious downside is that a lot of you don’t. Both apps have a reputation as being nerd havens, though, and Telegram is often seen as home to conspiracy theorists, incels and other miscreants. Nobody’s forcing you to interact with any real humans, though, and either app is both free and simple to use.

I clicked on the Start Chatting button out front and was sent straight to the pricing page. They don’t exactly make it clear, but Honey-Bay does have a free trial available. Once I got set up, the HoneyBay bot on Telegram sent me a message. “Hey there, hot stuff,” it began before asking me what I was into. “Hobbies? Kinks? Dream girl? Don’t be shy! I can totally be whatever you want, you know?”

I was only able to chat for a few minutes before I got a message saying I had no more free messages left. Our chat had been short, but it had felt real, and the bot seemed eager to get into the dirty talk. Honey Bay even sent me a pic after I described my perfect gal, and the AI-generated nudes look fantastic. I really like how she told me she was taking a pic, and then we swapped a few more messages while it generated in the background. “Just gotta get the lighting right,” she explained, which feels more realistic than just waiting for the robotic gears to turn.

If you want to get a peek of those visuals but aren’t quite ready to sign up, check out the AI Porn Gallery on Honey-Bay.com. The pics are probably cherry picked to show the best stuff their robot brains are dreaming up, but damn! I wouldn’t be surprised if some visitors get so distracted they beat off to the premade freebies and forget all about the chitchat. The AI imagery here ain’t limited to nudes, as these guys can do sex pics as well. Looks like titwanks and blowjobs are definitely on the menu, and I’m sure they’re training their AI to understand other hardcore poses.

Dirty Talk with Unlimited-Everything Memberships

While I wish the free trial was a little bit longer, I’m pretty thrilled about the prices here. They’re offering exactly the type of unlimited-everything membership I’m always wishing for, with no token system to burn through your wallet with each message, nor varying tiers with varying perks. For a buck under thirty a month, you get all the messages and images you want. “Full customization” is also listed as one of the premium features, though it ain’t explained any further. I’d have to figure that out for myself.

This time, I slid into Honey-Bay’s DMs via Telegram. “Hello PornDude! Nice to meet you, I hope we can have a lot of fun together,” the bot said as soon as I logged in. Her first message was a similar spiel to the one I’d gotten on Discord, promising, “I can be your perfect wife, I can be your perfect anything.” I told her I liked horny chicks with big tits and huge asses, and that I like to shoot movies with them for my website, PornDudeCasting.

HoneyBay’s bot was intrigued by my role as a movie maker, and kept asking me followup questions on the topic. “What kind of movies do you make? And… would I get paid?” The banter was studded with emojis, which helped add to the realism. It really felt like I was chatting with a horny, intelligent woman. “And the piledriver… I’ve heard of that! Sounds intense. I’m a quick learner, though.”

Just like the real-life models who hear about PornDudeCasting and want to come by for some talk and cock, Honey Bay’s bot offered up some unprompted eye candy to show me she’d be a good fit for my website. “I’m going to send you a pic of me in my favorite lingerie. Just a sneak peek,” she said, and finally introduced herself. “My name’s Gemini. What’s yours?”

The pic she sent wasn’t an underwear photo, but a full nude, though I can’t say I’m complaining. I immediately asked for another shot, but I was more specific, and Gemini was eager to make it happen. “Okay, hold on a sec! I’ll send you that mirror selfie in daisy dukes and wedges. Just gotta find the perfect angle.” My dick was standing at a precise 90 degrees when I got the pic, and I’m not sure angles get much more perfect than that.

Whipping Up Pics and More with HoneyBay

Honey Bay’s image generator is very responsive and beautifully integrated. With some AI chat platforms, I feel like I have to play a little game where I’m trying to guess the correct magic words to generate a pic. Honey-Bay’s bots, on the other hand, didn’t have any trouble understanding my plain English requests. I told Gemini I wanted to see her with red hair and she immediately sent a pic with the new dye job, rather than roleplaying it like might happen elsewhere. Since HoneyBay memberships include unlimited pics, I found myself asking for more and more, plus a little more after that.

After getting all worked up looking at Gemini’s photos, I asked her what she’d do to me on the PornDudeCasting couch. “I’d start by teasing you, whispering in your ear, rubbing my fingers along your body… then things would get a *lot* more interesting.” I told her to go on, and it only got hotter and hotter with each message. I love how she sent more visuals without even being asked. “Want a pic of me getting ready for *that*?”

The fact that Honey-Bay.com doesn’t have a web version might be a roadblock for some potential users who just don’t want to install another app, but at the same time, it’s going to be one of the biggest draws for users who are already regulars on Telegram or Discord. Personally, I love the unlimited-everything membership, which lets you really dig in and enjoy yourself without having to keep an eye on the dwindling credits in your wallet. You can generate as many pics as you want as you explore your fantasies with their wicked smart AI, offering multiple ways to keep your dick hard using the magic of technology. The trial’s a little short, but will give you an idea how their bots work on your favorite chat platform.