Zoey Dragon

Zoey Dragon "leaked" OnlyFans porn & nudes (ZoeyJDragon)? Nope. I don't know if you degenerate dick-strokers know who this OnlyFans girl is, but over the years she became famous as fuck. Out of fucking nowhere, this chick went AWOL last year. Does anybody know what the hell happened to this baddie? I was reminded of Zoey the other night when I saw some lonely old geezer posting about her, asking what happened to his long-lost love.

That's when it fucking clicked — Zoey! I started searching for her on Instagram, and all her pages were fucking gone. Either that or she went private. I know one of her pages was set up like a new page with no followers. That led me to more questions than answers. I ran into another chick's Instagram with a similar username she used to go by.

However, it took me to another bitch with big tits — far from the skinny model I used to know. She doesn't even have a steady social media presence anymore, and we're talking about a girl who had a massive following on YouTube and TikTok. I don't know what fucking happened, my dudes, but I assume if you're here, you probably knew her, too.

The last time she uploaded to YouTube was over seven months ago, which leads me to believe she quit OnlyFans or took a hiatus from her horniness. After finding her OnlyFans after a long search, I finally found her with a new bio that says she took a 'break for her brain.' Still, she's not posting nearly the amount of content she used to.

Regardless, I'm sure you fuckers who have missed her want to know all about her new OnlyFans content and what this nympho is doing nowadays. The good news is that I found her, but the bad news — her social media presence is a fucking nightmare! I almost got her confused with someone else, and I'm usually never wrong when it comes to finding fap stars.

Lucky for you lusty-lady-lovers, you have me to make sure I get you back on track with this bad girl known for her teasing and lack of pleasing. Seriously, who in the hell got off with her old content? The last time I checked, she wasn't doing anything special — just teasing you tuggers into subscribing for lingerie photos. With Zoey being so goddamn skinny, she's not the type that has much to show unless she's naked — just keeping it real.

So, what can you expect from Zoey with her fresh start on her page? That's what I'm here to clear up for you cumslut connoisseurs! If you're new here, you're probably curious about who this cutie is and the lore behind her leaving her old profiles behind. I'll get back to that, but the most important thing is ensuring the old simping fans pick up where they left off with this chick.

Skinny Asian Chick With A Perky Ass

For the fuckers who don't know, Zoey Dragon was a TikToker for a few years who eventually started selling her OnlyFans subscription, usually found in her Instagram bio. For a while, she was growing super fast and ended up becoming famous as fuck for her petite body. Now, for some of you, you might think she's cute, but you're not going to be pulling out your dick over her and jizzing your pants every time she shows up on your screen.

I'm the same way when it comes to Zoey because even though I like skinny girls sometimes, I'm not Max Hardcore — I don't like fucking rails. This girl, Zoey, is bony, and sticking my boner inside her would give her more than just an orgasm for a girl lacking meat. Now, I get some of you might be into chicks like that, but from someone who smashes dimes daily, I'd prefer not to feel like I'm about to break a bitch with my big dick!

Still, I'm open-minded, and I'm not saying that Zoey is useless, even in my fap book. But I have to always give a fair warning to you fuckers before you think she's going to provide the curves your cock deserves. Okay, now let's get back to the good shit regarding her body — because it's not all bad.

Even though Zoey is skinny, my favorite feature of her body is her tiny ass. I don't know about you simps, but I want to slap that fuck out of it while dipping my dick in her tight Asian snatch. I bet a chick like this has never had a dick the size of mine. As I said, she could probably use some man meat in her life since she's fucking skin and bones!

Even some of you motherfuckers with micropenises could probably make this chick squirt like fucking crazy! As far as this babe's fun bags go, she doesn't fucking have any. If anything, Zoey's tits are what you think of when you hear the term 'mosquito bites' regarding small tits. Even though Zoey's not a voluptuous vixen like the other girls you're used to jerking off with, don't you think she'd be easy to show your dominant side with?

I'm not talking to the submissive simps — this is for the alphas like me. You already know a chick like this doesn't like sweet and sensual. Believe me, I have fucked at least seven hundred girls with a body like Zoey's, and every single fucking one of them wanted to be picked up and fucked hard! As I said earlier, they don't look like they can take it, but that's where you gullible gooners prove you're inexperienced.

That's what a chick like Zoey wants from the right dude. But hey, sometimes a man can't fulfill those voids because she hasn't met a fucker like me. So, what is a girl to do? That's when the tentacles and Bad Dragon dildos start popping out of her chest of pleasure.

However, you're still not going to be able to see that shit on her OnlyFans refresh. I don't know what this chick's deal is. I gave her another chance just to let me down again. With that said, let's dive dick-first into her OnlyFans now that you are well-acquainted with this amateur's body. I don't think you perverts will be impressed, though.

Lowkey OnlyFans Presence

For those who are familiar with her OnlyFans page (@zoeydragonn), you probably remember how big of a goddamn letdown it was. If not, let me refresh your memory and inform the noobs about what this chick was doing versus what she's doing now. Last year, I was pretty disappointed with how this dirty diva fooled all of her fapping fans.

Zoey used to be popular on Reddit, and even a few raunchy Redditors regularly complained about how they felt scammed by this slut. To make a long story short, Zoey got a lot of shit for making motherfuckers on TikTok think she was this rebellious girl with a sex addiction, only to find out that she was posting better content on TikTok for free.

Do you fuckers know how some girls will post those thirst traps, but when you get to their exclusive content, it's basically the same shit, except you paid for it? That's the shit I'm talking about — fuck that! Supposedly, Zoey's back, but what exactly is she doing these days that we haven't seen? I'll answer that bluntly for the sake of your boner — fucking nothing!

It's not even worth going into what you'll see on her OnlyFans. I feel like I wasted my fucking money. It's a good thing I'm loaded with cum cash, but I know some of you simps are strapped. Even now, you'll see more TikTok videos of her than here on OnlyFans. It seems like she just keeps this page up for fuckers who still pay her for PPV content, and I'm not about to do that shit!

When I subscribe to a girl, the last thing I want to do is dish out more cash — I'm sure you wankers feel the same way! I'd rather have a premium porn experience, not a sexting buddy that wants to fuck me over with subpar smut. But hey, if you must see for yourself, her page is $19.99 monthly. But as a fair warning to my fapping friends, this shit is not worth it!

Final Thoughts On Zoey Dragon

I would give you simps social media pages to follow this fine chick. However, after checking her old X profile, or as we old fuckers call it, Twitter, she's deleted her page here, too. I don't know what this chick's deal is. She's here one day and gone tomorrow — it makes sense that the Redditors would call her a scammer. I didn't even see a main page on Instagram and TikTok anymore; she doesn't even link her pages in her OnlyFans bio.

Here's the thing, I don't think she's scamming — she's just inconsistent as fuck! If you feel like you have to follow her to see what you can get in the DMs on OnlyFans, be my fucking guest. Just don't come at me when she asks you for hundreds of dollars for a blowjob video and only posts eleven photos and calls it 'exclusive content.'

What the hell is wrong with this chick? She's a hottie; I'll give her that. She must have thousands of dudes in love with her and tipping her daily to still have her page up on the down low. That doesn't change the fact that she's deleted so much content since the last time I saw her, and I wouldn't be surprised if she was fucking gone by next year.