CuteMaggie

CuteMaggie "leaked" OnlyFans porn & nudes? Nope. This mamacita is leading a double life. During the day time, or night time depending on her shift, she saves people. She’s like Batman only if he had gigantic tits and wasn’t half bat half man. What I mean with this extensive preface is, that she’s a nurse. She’s pretty open about it too. I wonder what will happen when the higher-ups see her naked boobies online. I wish it was socially acceptable to be an OnlyFans hoe and have whatever job you want. But we all know we live in a sad dystopia where naked titties are only acceptable if you’re a porn star or a stripper or one of your moms. This whole thing feels like a ticking time bomb. I’ve seen shit like this pop up in the news. Teacher or doctor or social worker has been found guilty, possession of nude pics online. Oh, the humanity. Oh, the agony.

Well, CuteMaggie can do a way better job at separating her two jobs. But her YouTube reels are all about this double life she’s leading. In one frame, she’s got the camera on her tits, and in another she’s full-on nurse mode. She talks about flashing her old patients. How when the wives come to visit, she’s annoyed. On one hand, the fantasy is dank. I would love a busty, curly-haired nurse to flash me after my penis reduction surgery. But the reality of it is a little creepy, no? Imagine a porn star dude making the same kind of video. Flashing his penis with a smile across his face and it says something like: when a hot young broad comes to my ER.

Lame for Fame

CuteMaggie is a perfect example and another case of why you only need a pair of tits to live comfortably. I don’t know how much she’s making but I do know there’s no effort put into it. She’s got 91k likes on her OF and only 77 posts. So basically, babe’s rich. Now, I don’t know about her OF content, it could be swell sure but from what I saw on the SFW socials, she’s just meh and kind of angers me. I miss the chick I was covering before who was mega talented at body painting. Come back to me pretty. This one angers me because she does nothing but exist on camera. And of course, posts shit on YouTube that doesn’t belong there. Oh, I don’t know, like, flashing her fucking panties? Or simulating a handy while vigorously shaking her tits? C’mon woman, take that shit to the NSFW sites.

She also finds bizarre ways to frame the blatant thirst traps into comedy. Yeah, ma’am, what you’re doing is porn. If you add silly little words or silly little music, it doesn’t magically become comedy. But of course, that’s what the platform likes, that’s what the algorithm pushes and then you wonder why the iPad generation epidemic is such a problem. I won’t be a cunt about this for much longer I promise. I do like her tits. Her face is a 5. She could have easily won my penis and possibly my heart if she wasn’t acting like a moron. But here we are. I just saw, on YouTube mind you, her rubbing her bean covered with a blanket. Making O faces. Wearing a bra. It’s just gross at this point, get smut off my YouTube. Country roads, take me home, to when porn stars stayed on porn sites and didn’t saturate YouTube with sexual slop disguised as comedy.

The Bar is in Lava

I am looking for a brave soul that can go down to the core of the Earth. I know there’s lava there. But you can just play the floor is lava. It will be fun, I promise. I would do it but I have a penis reduction surgery appointment coming up. The bar is all the way down there and someone needs to raise it. We need a hero, oh please. Batman, come and save us. CuteMaggie was probably a big contributor to the sinkage of the bar. I had little to no hope for her Twitter account and surprise surprise, same shit different platform. You’d think this is a good thing because naked titties are allowed there. Musky boy loves seeing the ladies there. Twitter is now basically a wild West for furries and porn. So, good, CuteMaggie can be herself there since she loves to strip down and show her goods. But then why is she just reposting the same slop she posts on YouTube? And I mean zero new content, nothing new that’s more tailored to the platform that allows naked titties.

It's all the same everywhere. So, basically, she’s using some cross posting tool and calling it a day. She must be very busy with all the nursing she does during her day job. CuteMaggie, sweetie, you’re built to do porn both tits wise and level of self-awareness wise. Just go balls deep into porn and let a hung hunk go balls deep into you. I’d pay to watch that for sure. When I forget the shitty shit she does, sure, I’d tap it. There’s a reason those milkers are always on display in any and everything she posts. They’re huge and all natural. Papa loves a big natural tit to suckle on during these cold winter nights. I didn’t see much of her ass yet. The boobies are the star of the show and the booty gets very little screen time. I had to dig far and deep just now to find a peek of it for a millisecond. The booty is smooth, the booty is big, show the booty more CuteMaggie.

A Bucket of More Meh

God fucking damn it I’m so bored. Thank you CuteMaggie for making my morning so spectacular. This day will go down in the books as one of the best days of my life. Just because of your presence right here on my screen. I don’t know how my heart kept beating and my blood kept pumping throughout all these years without you. I am an enlightened being and it’s time for me to turn into a soup of pure light and fly into the stars. My favorite thing you’ve done CuteMaggie is when you made a sex joke on social media. And that other time, when you made a sex joke on social media but this time in red. And then in one of those you were wearing blue. Oh, the variety. I can feel my brain growing in size as I watch this valuable content. Oh boy, I can’t wait to see so much more of you and your jokes about sex.

For the really dense people in my audience, and there are more than a few, this was sarcasm. I want to gently rub my forehead against a cheese grater when I watch CuteMaggie. It’s the same shit over and over again. See, again I went onto another social of hers with some hopes. Maybe Instagram is different I thought. Well, yes. My good sir, there is one photo of her posing as a normal human being, outside, in a pretty summer dress. But this is where the normalcy ends. The rest of it is just more of the same slop.

Is This a Saving Grace?

I have one good thing to say. Prepare yourselves for this, it’s a big one. CuteMaggie is Latina. That’s it. That’s all, you can all go home now. Take your complimentary gift bags please. You and I and your dad all know that Latinas are especially hot. They’ve got that whole spicy Latina mucho caliente going on. Whatever that means. It’s hard to put it into words. Latinas are a feeling. Basically the only thing I like about this chick is the one thing she’s not in control of. Oh, that and her tits. Which she also isn’t in control of. Let the titties grow and the Latinas flow, I’ll give it a wank or two for the show and lobotomize myself on the go. Weee.

I’ve never been more bored in my whole entire life. I’ve seen lots of chicks make jokes about sex to promote their OnlyFans. But you see, lots of those chicks also include some sort of funny in the place where there should be a funny. CuteMaggie’s socials are full of the same, boring, reposted content. What her OF holds, I have no idea. See for yourself because I’m not giving this dinglebat my money. She comes in hot at the small price of $9 a month. I think a basic Netflix sub costs less than that. How many CuteMaggies does it take to change a lightbulb? It doesn’t matter, she’s too busy shaking her tits on YouTube. The lights are out and no one’s home.