AlienTrashKitty

AlienTrashKitty "leaked" OnlyFans porn & nudes? Nope. Oh my sweet Jesus. AlienTrashKitty is delicious looking. The first thing I wanted to do when I saw her was violently punch my desk. That’s the effect she has on me. She’s way too hot not to do something. Anything. Doesn’t have to be masturbatory. You know when you’re so in love that you want to do many things with that person? Your brain hormones are going wacky and you can’t think straight. Well, I don’t know if penises have hormones. But it sure does feel like it. It’s not only blood surging to the land down under, there’s more. I want to just grab her and hoist her on me like pirates hoisted mermaids on their ships. But that’s nearly not enough for this woman. So much can be done with, on, and to her.

I knew she was gonna be cool when I read AlienTrashKitty. I mean c’mon. That gives me some imagery of a raccoon woman thing that’s super lovable and cute. Not like in a furry way. No shade to the furries but sometimes I’m inclined to kink shame. Well, AlienTrashKitty is anything but cute. A chick rarely covers all three, cute, sexy, and hot. AlienTrashKitty doesn’t have a cute bone in her body. She’s extremely fuckable, and cute would be an insult here. Those tits oh my God. I fear they might be fake but that’s a strong might. I just hope they’re naturally perky and firm like that. She’s very alt looking so fake tits wouldn’t suit her very well.

The Whole Thing Is Edible

I can’t take this woman seriously a.k.a. that she’s a human being. No, no my guy. This a cherry that gained sentience, entered a secret Area 51 lab and transformed into flesh and blood. Wait, do cherries have flesh? And like other fruits? If their skins are what flesh is to us then yes. That’s a creepy thought. You’re eating flesh every day. I would gladly eat AlienTrashKitty’s flesh. Not like in a creepy way I don’t have such fetishes. Just gently bite her here and there. I mean I can’t even begin to explain to you how hot this woman is. She’s got tattoos that suit her well, fiery red hair, blue eyes, and the best part…the body. I need you to imagine me shaking my head so much that I turn into mere quantum particles. This is coupled with classic horny man noises. No intelligible words are coming out.

My brain is way too melted for that. The hip to waist ratio is perfect for my tongue to go on a joyride. Like a fun rollercoaster. She’s like a pinup girl 2.0. A much, much better version of the dated boring archetype. In those ancient posters, the chicks wore really weird pointy bras. And like, pants or underwear or whatever those abominations were that went to their tits. It’s like sexy but grandma style. No my friend AlienTrashKitty knows good fashion to get me going a little manic and in need to taste her holes. The titties are always out and playing. Every new picture I see is another surge of penis hormones and soon I’ll have to leave this review and jack it because damn. Daddy’s gonna explode.

Talented in a Weird Way

It won’t be fair to AlienTrashKitty to not cover her artsy fartsy shit. I’m not into it, you won’t be into it when you see that body but ya gotta respect the chick. She puts in the work and it’s good work. I just wish she did more cosplays and less painting her whole body to look like a zombie alien thing. That’s her whole shtick on Instagram. Covering herself in paint and doing all kinds of crap with it. For some reason, she loves doing Goku. We’ve got a weeb on our hands. I really don’t want to see this gorgeous specimen wear an outfit of an anime man; hair included. But if she’s into it, she’s into it. She never seems to cosplay as something sexy. It’s always ultra realistic depictions of anime men characters, creepy creatures, or whatever non-human thing she saw in a cartoon.

Please AlienTrashKitty, cosplay as yourself a little more. The pictures of her as her normal hot self are few and far between. But also, I kinda like it because she’s edging me to see the goods. I have to play a game of Where’s AlienTrashKitty. Thank you babe, I didn’t play enough chess today I needed something to strengthen my brain muscles. I’ve only been working on my cock muscles and it’s growing too much. I’m telling ya, it’s not easy to lift dumbbells with your penis. It has to go up and down which means I have to alternate between something arousing and then like a picture of 90 year old choochie for it to go down. All in a day's work though, the work is always worth it when you find a babe like AlienTrashKitty. Now my penis has meaning again. And new material for my penis workouts.

Hard Worker Got Me Hard

It feels like this chick does it all. If she were your regular OF models, I wouldn’t be so impressed but she’s uhm…not like the other girls. For the people on the spectrum that is a joke. Please don’t post me on r/boysarequirky. Your run of the mill OF model works really hard to get her tits out there and win some bucks. So, they’re all intrinsically hard working I guess. But AlienTrashKitty takes it to the next level with all her other talents and efforts. She regularly does the whole body paint thing but she also makes regular paintings and posts them on Reddit. She posts everything on Reddit. This girl is a Redditor. Okay, well those penis hormones are now becoming brain hormones because I’m falling in love. If only she didn’t have a damn boyfriend. That’s right folks, this angel baby of a woman is taken.

Curse that son of a bitch and his parents for making him. Maybe they’re open to a threesome? Hello there, man who stole AlienTrashKitty from me. I will forget you for your transgressions and offer my penis as a sign of forgiveness. My penis is a gift to your wife, but you can watch. You can film too. Fine, if you really want to, we’ll DP her. It’ll be great material for OF. On the whole hard working note, she’s got over 2k posts on OF. I’ve never seen such numbers. Sadly, none of her content is free. Banging my table in sorrow yet again. She’s not cheap either. To see the goods, you gotta pay 12 bucks. If I don’t see those titties in this lifetime there won’t be any lifetime left for me. At least her Twitter is full of thirst traps. Trap me harder mommy. And also, I refuse to call it X with even more vigor now. That fuckface clown Elon made Twitter analytics a paid feature now, it was free before. Asshat.

Throwing a Bone

For all the poor in a literal sense souls, she also has a separate, free OF. But there is no titty there. Not one titty reveal for us. Drats, damn it, fiddlesticks. I can’t sub to every OF model I come across I have mouths to feed. As in, chicks who really wanna eat my cum. They demand dinner first. Women. What can you do? But at least there are some booty shake and titty grab videos on there. And I am even more sure now that the baby feeders are fake. They stand on her thin chest in a very weird manner. Like they were glued on. But I’m not even gonna google this because I don’t want to get disappointed. But also, I’m goddamn curious. You know what they say about curiosity. It killed the boner.

No information found; I shall remain in my gentle comfortable delusion that those bouncy bitches are real. By the way, she also streams on Twitch. Where does this woman find the time to do so much work? I’m genuinely impressed. She’s live right now as I’m writing this. Lucky me. She’s streaming with what I presume is her boyfriend but I can live with it cause tits. I told you; her tits are never fully covered. AlienTrashKitty is a blessing to us all. I enjoy her general way of existing, her voice, and her mannerisms. The whole ensemble is so good to watch it’s hedonistic in nature. It’s like AlienTrashKitty is fast food and other bad for you things that are made for you to crave them. They’re engineered in a lab in a way that makes you keep coming back for more. AlienTrashKitty is like crack for the cock.