Ruby Reid (Splatxo)

The latest post on x.com/rubyyreidxo says "in case you haven't seen this before," and I fucking feel the same way. If you haven’t seen this shit yet, you better get your ass on it, because you’re about to see tits that could knock you the fuck out!

I'm talking about Ruby Reid, a smoking-hot brunette with a pair of goddamn melons that could crush your skull if you’re not careful! Seriously, this babe deserves a better name than Ruby Reid, maybe something like Diamond Tits, 'cause that’s what the hell she is, but I’m still fucking pumped to check out her X account. Get on it, motherfucker! Andale!

What's up with the pink anime chicks

When I first loaded up x.com/rubyyreidxo and saw that pink anime comic chick as the profile and background photo, I honestly thought some Asian chick was running the damn thing. You know how those freaks are, obsessed with anime and cosplay and all that shit, but nope, this ain't one of those accounts.

Turns out, x.com/rubyyreidxo is run by a curvy Western brunette with a body that’s all kinds of fucking tight and plump, like, the kind of body that makes your cock hard just thinking about it. Those tits are a goddamn masterpiece! I could jerk off writing about them for days!

I’m not a fucking idiot! I know this whole tits saga isn’t gonna end with you just following her on X. Nah, this is just the fucking start, and what a goddamn start it is. Even if an X account isn’t totally mind-blowing, not explicit enough, or whatever the fuck else, it still has value ‘cause it’s got all the important links to the slut you’re after. The same applies to x.com/rubyyreidxo. Right below that pink anime chick, you're gonna find that list. You bet your ass I'm gonna explore it too!

Ruby's very proud of her rack

Remember that "in case you haven't seen it before" shit I mentioned earlier? Well, that’s the caption on a pic of Ruby in this fucking tight white dress. Yeah, it shows off her hourglass figure and shit, but let’s be real, my eyes are glued to those massive tits. It’s not even that explicit (don’t expect to see her bare nipples or anything, at least not in this pic), but the fact that one simple, vanilla shot has racked up over 13K views and almost 1K likes just shows you how goddamn epic those bazongas are.

Another fucking lit post I found on x.com/rubyyreidxo has this caption saying some shit like "a true gentleman would help me burn calories after dinner," with a clip of Ruby laying on a big bed, wearing another tight dress. This one's even hotter ‘cause it’s a clip, not just a pic, but once again, the real focus is on... yeah, you know the drill, her tits.

You’re smart enough to figure out that x.com/rubyyreidxo is the goddamn holy grail if you are into big tits. If x.com/rubyyreidxo was a video, I’d tag it with shit like brunette, big tits, curvy, and tall. Yeah, that’d be about right. Now, let’s keep this shit moving.

Always saying nothing but the truth

Look, I hate to piss on your parade, but someone’s gotta do it. I’m not blind, and neither are you, motherfucker! The obvious problem with x.com/rubyyreidxo is the damn number of tweets. The account was launched in 2021, which means it’s been around for three goddamn years. In that time, Ruby’s cranked out about 185 tweets. Do the math, and you’re looking at a measly five tweets a month, which is like, one fucking tweet a week.

That’s pathetic! Ruby, you can do way fucking better than that! Come on, step it up! It’s not hard, unless you’re too busy playing with your tits, but we need more than a half-assed post every now and then, goddamn it!

Now, let’s talk about another issue here. It’s not just about how often she tweets, but what’s missing from those tweets - explicit content! I know I'm not a fan of this vanilla approach, tight dresses, and all that elegant stuff, and I have a hunch that some of you won't like it either. Just saying that you should keep your expectations in check.

Also know that X isn’t a proper porn site. It’s got no filters, no way to sort out the gold from the shit. That means all the old, spicy content gets buried under the latest fluff. It’s a goddamn mess trying to find anything decent is like searching for a needle in a fucking haystack. Honestly, it’s like trying to find a hard cock in a sea of limp dicks.

Best natural body on OnlyFans

If you’re seriously trying to follow as many hot sluts as possible, you’re gonna hit a damn wall with X. Yeah, it’s free, and sure, there’s a little bit of excitement when you see a cute pic or a naughty tease, but if you want the real deal, the kind of shit that'll make your cock harder than a brick, you need to fork out some cash. It’s not fucking rocket science that babes like Ruby keep their best shit locked behind a paywall. If you want to see the goods, you gotta pay. That’s how it works. Simple as that.

X is like the cheap place where you get a few glimpses of ass and tits. On the other hand, OnlyFans is notorious for custom content, where you can get exactly what the hell you want, whether it's a personalized video or some intimate crap. That’s right, you actually get to chat with the babes and get that real, personal connection that X just can’t touch. It’s like comparing a half-assed handjob to a full-on, balls-deep experience. X is fun for a quickie, but if you’re looking for the full ride, OnlyFans is where it’s at.

Since I don't want to bullshit you with that generic comparison game anymore, let's focus on Ruby Reid's OF for a second. For now, the busty goddess has 2.3K images and 300 videos to show. Of course, that doesn't include all the custom content and shit she also does on this platform. Her OF bio reveals that she does solo shows, girl on girl romps including fuck toys, titty content, and custom content.

Her OF shit is currently on a discount

At the time of this review, Ruby Reid was throwing down a goddamn discount. Her OnlyFans subscription was slashed by 65%, and while that shit's probably long gone by the time you stumble across this review, it’s still a big fucking deal. It’s a clear sign Ruby loves throwing discounts to her fans, and once she does it once, you know she’ll do it again. It’s like fucking your best buddy. Once you go there, there’s no turning back.

Now, let’s expand that dirty mind of yours for a second. Zoom out and look at the bigger picture, motherfucker! You’ll see that Ruby’s X account, x.com/rubyyreidxo, is a goldmine for all fans of her. It’s where she drops her latest shit, just like all the other losers on X, but Ruby doesn’t just post pics and vids. She drops discount info, presales, and behind-the-scenes teasers that’ll have you cumming for more. You wanna be in that loop, trust me. It means you might score a discount or two, and that’s always a sweet fucking deal.

I'm outta here

Ok, motherfuckers, let’s wrap this shit up! First, the negatives! X.com/rubyyreidxo is kinda fucking lame in some areas. The bitch doesn’t tweet enough. She’s barely hitting five tweets a month, and that shit just ain’t enough. She could be posting a hell of a lot more, giving us more content to jerk off to, but nope.

Plus, X ain't a proper porn site, and there’s no way to filter out the trash. Old shit just gets buried under new posts, so you’ll miss some of that hot content if you’re not paying attention. It’s a mess, and honestly, she could be doing more to keep things fresh.

Now, let’s talk about the good stuff, because Ruby Reid IS a fucking gem. Her tits are legendary! Seriously, those motherfuckers deserve their own goddamn movie. Also, her OnlyFans is fucking lit! It's where she delivers full-on solo shows, girl-on-girl action, titty content, and custom vids that’ll make your cock hard as steel. Plus, she throws discounts like a goddamn champion, and you want to be in that loop.

Ruby’s bringing it, and if you’re smart, you’re gonna get on her OnlyFans ASAP. That shit’s worth the dough! Before you do, make sure to follow x.com/rubyyreidxo! Adios!