Ellie The Empress

Her name’s Ellie The Empress. Gotta hand it to her, I always love it when sluts go for a name that sticks, especially since I can barely remember anyone’s damn name most days. She’s got it figured out.

Right from the jump, she’s playing that teasing game with her “I’m not a pornstar, I just look like one” line plastered on x.com/empressellievip. She knows damn well how to make those cocks stand at attention. Well, it’s scored her a hell of a prize, a review from me, the goddamn Porn Dude! Yeah, getting a shoutout from me ain’t small potatoes. Today’s your lucky day, Ellie! Let’s get this dirty review rolling!

A couple of basic facts

Finally, a chick who actually has a goddamn bio online! I’m so fucking over these wannabe pornstars who barely leave any crumbs to dig up, though, yeah, I’ve helped my fair share of them climb the ladder. Listen, I’m a lazy motherfucker who doesn’t wanna go hunting for every detail on every chick. So Ellie The Empress has made it easy, and thank fuck for that.

What I dug up on her is she was born in 1990 in the United States, she’s straight, she’s black, and she’s all about calling herself an “internet personality, adult model, glam model,” and yeah, all that other shit they put in their bios. She’s got some height, she’s slim, she’s sexy as fuck, and by the look of it, her body’s the real goddamn deal. I'm talking no fake tits, and no plastic bullshit.

She started tweeting in 2020

Word on the street is Ellie The Empress started splashing her hot-ass content across every damn platform and social page she could find back in 2020, and yeah, she didn’t skip out on X. I mean, X or Twitter, whatever the hell Elon’s calling it this week, is like the motherfucking paradise for sluts and horndogs alike. You got a place that’s free, doesn’t cost a damn penny to scroll, and people can be as anonymous as they want. You can follow every inch of Ellie’s content without anyone knowing you’re there drooling over her pics, which makes it damn perfect for both the fans and the ones making bank off it.

Since it’s free, you don’t have to commit to shit. You can jump on, check out the goods, and nobody’s the wiser. What I'm trying to say is that x.com/empressellievip is not the only sexy account on X. You can turn your whole feed into a sex fest, and I would do that if I was you. X is usually loaded with political bullshit, hateful rants, and all those dumbass questions like “Who buys drinks on the first date?” Once I’m running the damn planet, every inch of that site will be XXX-rated. That’s real entertainment, motherfuckers!

Active accounts are better

Now I want to play with the numbers. You see, x.com/empressellievip was launched four years ago, and over the course of that time it has amassed around 1.4K posts. For Ellie The Empress to achieve that number, she had to tweet around 30 times a month, on average. It means you are looking at a very active account.

Think about it – if x.com/empressellievip was a full-blown site, it’d be like one of those hardcore joints with daily updates, the kind that keep you coming back to blow off steam every single day, and if you know anything about me, you know I live for that kind of shit. So hats off, Ellie – you’re owning this X game like a true badass.

Speaking of numbers, let’s talk about x.com/empressellievip racking up around 475K followers. Yeah, that’s right – close to half a million horny motherfuckers glued to her page. That kind of shit doesn’t just happen overnight. I’ve been saying it for ages: the real key to success in any business is putting in the damn work. You gotta be devoted, day in and day out, no matter how filthy the grind.

See, horndogs are drawn to Ellie because she’s always throwing fresh meat on the table. Every day, they flock to her account like flies on shit. Why? Because an active account is a goddamn goldmine. People don’t want to follow some lazy-ass page that posts once in a blue moon. They want a place that’s constantly alive, pumping out fresh pics, tits, cocks, and all the raunchy content they crave. Active accounts keep ‘em coming back for more, simple as that. So if you want to make it in this game, take notes from Ellie and keep that feed hot as hell.

Ellie's tits are fucking huge

Man, I finally took a good, hard look at the content on x.com/empressellievip, and damn, it's some top-tier shit. Ellie’s tits are huge! I'm talking two big, round, bouncy as hell cocksuckers that make whatever she wears look sinful as fuck. Yeah, I’m talking clothes, because her latest clip has her switching it up between a bikini, a flight attendant uniform, and god knows what else. She keeps changing outfits, and you’re just sitting there, feasting your goddamn eyes on those tits, unable to look away. It’s a show, and she knows exactly what she’s doing.

The post below that one shows Ellie in a white bikini, wearing a cowboy hat. Once again, I can't stop looking at her tits. Her skin is dark and flawless, her face is gorgeous, and her tits are so damn fine that I want to drown myself in them! Fucking lit! The majority of the posts on x.com/empressellievip show Ellie in either lingerie or skimpy clothes, and most of the time, you'll be looking at short clips. Damn, better said, GIFs. In any case, that's just a promo game I still have a lot to say about, so stay tuned and read on.

Ellie has an official website

Damn, man, I thought clicking the link on x.com/empressellievip would take me straight to Ellie’s OnlyFans or some shit, but this chick actually went above and beyond to make herself stand out. Instead of being just another cunt lost in the sea of cunts on OF, she went and set up her own goddamn website. Let me tell you, it’s looking fine as hell! It’s a no-bullshit, really simple setup showing off her videos, plus you get the option to tip and chat with Ellie The Empress herself. It’s got everything a horndog could need, all wrapped up in one sexy little package.

Of course, the content is locked behind a paywall and you have to pay for the chatting to begin. It's just how the cookie crumbles these days, but this whole pay-to-play deal is exactly why I want you to follow x.com/empressellievip.

As you already know, X is free, but it is a great source of info. In simple terms, whenever something new happens on her website, Ellie The Empress will post about it on x.com/empressellievip. I'm referring to discounts, new videos, collaborations, and shit like that. You really want to stay alert, because following Ellie on x.com/empressellievip might mean saving a couple of bucks along the way.

Before I go, I want you to know that X is great for communication, but it's not that chicks like Ellie give a fuck about messages and comments on X account. They are much more likely to notice you once you pay for their shit, so just use x.com/empressellievip as a pastime and save your money for the real deal on Ellie's website. It's that fucking simple.

I'm done with this account

This chick knows exactly how to stand out in a sea of wannabes. First off, she’s got a damn memorable name, and she ain't just flooding X with half-assed shit. She’s hitting it with top-tier, attention-grabbing posts like clockwork. I'm talking about constant updates, killer promo vids, and all those outfit changes that'll keep you glued to your screen, drooling over her every move. Those tits are absolute works of art, big, bouncy, begging to be worshipped. No doubt about that.

Now, she’s no lazy-ass, either. While every other chick is riding the same old OnlyFans wave, Ellie’s got her own goddamn website. It's a place where she calls the shots, and it’s all set up for tipping, chatting, and giving you that extra personal touch. Sure, she’s got a paywall, but you follow her X account, and you’re gonna get updates on every discount, new collab, or fresh drop.

Bottom line? This ain’t your average thirst trap. Ellie’s account is worth every click, every scroll, and yeah, every damn dollar. It's about time you checked her shit out! I'm outta here!