Angie Varona

Whenever I see one of the two things I just saw, I know that a girl is an online slut! I had never heard about Angie Varona before, but I saw her cover photo and the place where she lives, and I immediately knew she was selling her body online. I have nothing against chicks who don't mind posting sexy pictures online, but how come are they all so fucking similar?

It's been a minute since Angie joined Twitter. She was 19 years old when she joined Twitter, and since then, she has made 6.667 posts. I expected to see a lot more from someone who's been around for 12 years, but I guess that one is on me for having high expectations.

I don't care a lot about the total number of posts she has made because we're all here for the same reason. We want to check out her body with as little clothes on as possible. Well, if you go to her media page, you'll get disappointed even more, but not because her pictures and videos suck. It's because there's not a lot of stuff!

Under 400 pictures and videos

We have to start with the most important thing, and that's that there isn't a lot of stuff on her media page. First, I told you that she had just 6.6k posts, but that didn't sound too bad. Well, when you get to her media page, you'll find just a fraction of that. There are 382 photos and videos at the moment, but to be honest, I didn't see many videos here. Basically, you'll just see photos and not much else.

There's no denying that Angie looks fucking amazing and that I would give my left nut to fuck her, but that's never going to happen. She knows that she looks great, and she's taking every chance she has to show that off online.

If you look at her photos, you'll see that she spends a lot of time in the gym. I'm not saying that just because she looks great. No, you'll find pictures from the gym. Usually, she's wearing leggings that seem to be at least 2 sizes smaller. She's trying to make that big ass of hers as visible as possible. That's basically the perfect example of someone who's hungry for attention.

Angie isn't one of those skinny chicks who just tries to look good. She actually looks amazing, and your dick will get hard as soon as you see her with not as many clothes on. Don't get me wrong, she's not wearing fur coats or shit like that. Basically, she's wearing tight outfits all the time, and sometimes, you get to see her in a bikini. She looks great in both cases, but I already know which picture you'll like more.

So, Angie has definitely worked for that nice ass of hers. However, her tits are a completely different story. I looked at pictures of her from before and some of the latest and can see a big difference. When I say big, I really do mean that because she got implants.

Before she decided to make her tits bigger, she had 32 C cups. Those aren't small, but they aren't really that big. I guess she wasn't satisfied with the way she looked. Well, at some point, she decided to do something about that and got a lot bigger tits. We're talking about 34 E cups. Those are pretty big!

Now, her tits got even bigger when she got pregnant. I saw a picture from December 2022, and she had a big belly. She looked like she was going to give birth right then and there. Well, she didn't show her tits then, but you can still see that they're huge.

Well, there's been a big break in posting after she gave birth, but you finally get to see what I'm talking about in October 2024. That was just under a month ago, and she posted a selfie in the car where her boobs almost fell out. She was wearing a sexy pink top, but I'm not sure how she could even go in public in that. Her tits are barely even in that top, but I don't want to keep on with this because you'll think that The Porn Dude hates seeing shit like that.

I doubt she made porn

Everyone will agree with me when I say that it would be amazing if she made porn. Well, I doubt that will happen. I spent more than usual looking for her spicy content but couldn't find what I was looking for. Actually, I found something interesting, but there were no videos of her choking on dicks, getting railed, and stuff like that.

Even though Angeline Varona has an OnlyFans account, I still don't think she made porn. People would be talking about that if there were videos of her having sex. I'm guessing that you just get to see her naked in those pictures and videos.

Her membership costs $10 monthly, which is not too bad. You can get a big discount if you get a 3-month membership right away. I mean, spending just $5 more and sticking around for 2 extra months doesn't sound bad at all!

So far, she posted 1.200 pictures and 650 videos. This is one of the rare times when I get to see someone have hundreds of videos. Usually, you see a lot of pictures and not nearly enough videos. I'm glad that it's different this time, but that doesn't change the fact that you won't see some wild action.

I came across pictures where she's showing off her tits and pussy, and that's pretty much it. I'm not sure what her OF posts look like, but if she's posting pictures where she's blurring her tits, then getting the membership would be a waste of money and time.

Sure, it will be nice to see those huge tits of hers, but I'm sure you don't want to look at her tits with stickers on her nipples. There are plenty of interesting pictures and videos, but one thing doesn't change in any of those posts. You'll see more skin here and there, but besides that, I doubt you'll see more!

No OnlyFans link in her bio?

What's that one thing almost every content creator leaves in their bio? They leave a link with all of their accounts or just a link to their OnlyFans account. Well, Angie is a bit different because she left a link, but it is not the one you want to see. She just left a link to her Instagram account. I'm going to tell you right away that you shouldn't expect too much from that place!

Angie became famous on Instagram quite a while ago, and she has nearly 4 million followers there. I'm guessing that's the reason why she decided to promote her Instagram account on Twitter. Anyway, if you want to see something besides that, you can just look for it on Google. It's going to be the first result because this chick is popular, and you wouldn't be the only horny guy looking for her.

She's not posting often on Twitter

I already mentioned that there was a gap between her uploads, but I didn't tell you how big that gap was. So, she gave birth in the end of 2022 or the beginning of 2023, and she didn't make any posts until September 2023. That might give you some hope, but here's the deal. She posted just 1 picture, and then, she disappeared for another year.

I'm surprised that she still has 400k followers because she was absent for 2 years. I guess people just can't get over the fact that Angie looks amazing and can't wait to see her tits now that they're even bigger after she's given birth!

Fit chick with big tits who doesn't do much to entertain her fans

One of the worst combinations is to find a girl who looks like a goddess but realize that she doesn't do more than post pictures where you get to see her ass in panties or cleavage. It's nice to see that stuff in the beginning, but it fucking sucks when you realize that there's nothing better than that. Her Twitter account is full of pictures where you get to see her ass and tits, but she's never naked. That stuff is available on her OnlyFans account, but don't get your hopes up just yet.

Angie posted 1.200+ photos and 650+ videos on OnlyFans, but that still doesn't mean you'll get to see her fucking or sucking. We're talking about scenes where she's showing off her naked tits, posting a close-up photo of her pussy, or stuff like that. She hasn't posted anything better than that, so think twice before getting her membership.