Nuds AI

Nuds has one of those names that rolls off the tongue in a way that makes me want to laugh, but I’m not sure that’s exactly what they were going for. Given what the whole website was designed to do, I’m guessing you’re supposed to pronounce it like “nudes”. Did you, though? In the end, I’m not sure how much it matters, and I think any confusion might actually be good for branding. There are so many deepfake machines out there with generic titles cobbled together out of search keywords, but here’s one I had to think about for a second.

The title is even better when you see the whole domain, because I think it tells you exactly what to expect inside. Nuds.ai uses Artificial Intelligence to make near-instant nudie pics out of SFW shots. It’s probably something you’ve been fantasizing about since the first time you ever snapped a photo of a woman, or even saw one in a magazine. I bet you never even thought this moment would one day truly come, but here we are. The only question was how well the joint lived up their bold promise, and your old pal The Porn Dude was one of the first in line to try it out.

Get Your Free Nuds Here

Nuds.ai wastes no time at all introducing you to their service. After a quick adults-only warning, they start laying out the basics of how it all works. If you’ve used any of the AI deepfake nudifiers that have popped up in the last year, it’ll all be old hat to you. The before and after sample shots are tiny, the latter blurred out so as to be semi-SFW, but you get the idea: upload a clothed photo and get an instant nudie pic.

They also give you a hundred free gems on your way in. The gems won’t actually show up in your wallet until you register an account, but it only takes a few seconds. I used my Google credentials, so I was up and running pretty much instantly. Welcome to the future, my horny friends.

After the quick clickthrough tour, they drop you right into the deepnude-making interface. Basic photo undressing is a one-step process with automatic clothing detection. The earlier deepfakers typically made you highlight the clothing yourself with a paintbrush tool, adding a minute or so of extra effort on your part. Some of the newer platforms offer both automatic and manual modes, which is sometimes handy if the AI gets confused on your first go at it.

The first photo I uploaded wasn’t too different from the front-facing bikini shot Nuds.ai uses as their sample. In mine, Cami Strella flashed a couple peace signs while wearing a little pair of panties and an official PornDude tee pulled up to her tits. Artificial Intelligence has gotten noticeably smarter across the whole niche, but these types of photos still work best; the pose is simple, and the skimpy clothing makes it easy for the robot to envision what’s beneath.

After clicking the Undress button, I spent 50 credits and waited about two minutes for my personalized porn pic. It’s not the shortest wait I’ve ever had on one of these apps, nor the longest, plus it’s a lot faster and easier than the old-school cut and paste methods. Unfortunately, the result was also one of the worst custom deepfakes I’ve made in months. It did a decent job painting in a realistic rack and vajajay, but melted her already exposed legs into elephant feet.

Testing, Testing, 1,2,3

I ran Cami’s pic through the Nuds.ai wringer again, but the second and third result weren’t much better. It seems like their AI is getting a bit overly ambitious, trying to modify parts of the photo that were fine to begin with. The cyber brain gave her more muscular abs, switched her peace signs into grasping fingers, and just destroyed her lovely legs.

I had better luck undressing a photo I’d taken of Daisy Pheonix. She’s wearing an outfit almost identical to what Cami was in, but she’s squatting in front of the camera instead of standing up. The results came out much faster, too, which made me wonder if there was something about the Cami photo that the AI got hung up on. After a minute or so, I had a realistic pic of a squatting Daisy in the buff. They gave her a set of fake pornstar jugs instead of the perky little naturals she has, but I like her both ways.

Next, I uploaded a photo of Justine Jakobs into the Nuds interface. It’s another front-facing, standing pose in pretty much the same getup as the other gals. Again, her boobs look great, but her legs are all kinds of fucked up. This time, her deformed gams are merging with the patio rails behind her.

There’s more trial and error required here than on other deepfake makers, but I was able to make a few fapworthy, realistic fake nudes. Using pics from my personal PornDudeCasting collection, I was able to whip up passable porn starring babes like Tessa Thomas, Lysagna DelRay, and yeah, one of Cami Strella, finally. Nuds might be the first nudifier I’ve tried that works best with photos outside of those usual front-facing, standing pics. Sitting or squatting poses seemed to translate into better nudes for me today.

And What About These Fetish Getups?

On top of the ability to make nudes out of wholesome photos, Nuds.ai can also put babes into sexy outfits and fetish gear. They’ve got a menu of styles that includes latex, BDSM straps, schoolgirl outfits, micro bikinis and foam. I reused one of my Cami shots that had worked well as an instant nude, but this time, I clicked the Shibari button to see her get tied up with some elaborate red knots.

As I conducted my experiments today, the system hung up a few times. Sometimes, I’d get a popup error in Russian a few seconds after hitting the generate button. Other times, I’d wait a few minutes for my result, only for nothing to show up in the end. I ran my request for Shibari Nuds a few times before giving up. You start to feel those relatively slow generation times when you’re getting nothing for the wait.

I tried using different photos and different filters, and finally got something fapworthy when I ran Tessa Thomas through the Foam mode. The AI took off her clothes and replaced them with bubbles, and also added a nice pair of jugs beneath the suds. Nud’s fetish styles cost Premium credits to use, which cost more than the regular gems, so I’d like to see more of those filters get polished into shape.

They’ve got a handful of credit-based packages available. The 500-gem Starter package is the cheapest at $12, but you’ve got to spend at least $25 for the Starter+ bundle if you want those fetish models. Starter+ does include 2500 gems, so it is a better value, and the bigger packages break down to even cheaper rates.

The problem with Nuds isn’t that it doesn’t work, because it does. The handful of nudes I was able to create today are worlds away from anything I would have paid some Photoshop dork to whip up a few years ago. They were ready faster and cheaper than he would have provided, too. The problem is that I’m writing this towards the end of 2024, and AI has been getting steadily smarter by the week. Nuds feels a few months behind in a niche where you need to be at the cutting edge.

Nuds.ai is in the earliest days of their service, and I do expect their AI to improve in the coming days, weeks and months. Those freebie credits they offer to new signups are a great way to see how far their horny robot brains have come along without having to bust out your wallet and gamble on some blue balls. Anyway, who’s going to turn down the chance for some free custom nudes of damn near anyone? Good luck, my dudes.